RogerDuke

Jesse 66 Luke 34

I'd be careful what you wish for texasdaisy. Drawing attention to this thread is a good way to end up in jail.

"Well, if it comes to it I always got the shotgun here but I hope it doesn't come to it. Okay, let's get the net set up and find a place to hide and watch." *The net takes an hour to get in place with Bo doing a lot of climbing at Jesse's instructions. After Jesse is completely satisfied that it will work he follows his nephew behind an area of thickets where they hope they won't be spotted. Jesse whispers to Bo* "I sure hope his sense of smell isn't strong."

Another one of my favorite scenes is from "Hazzard Connection" when Jesse is out plowing the back 40 with Maudeen. As you can tell by the "location" on my heading, that's where I'd like to be.

Good one Hoss. I chuckle every time I hear that line.

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Jesse 65 Luke 35

Nice job Hoss. I would have never gotten that as a trivia question Brian but when you posted the answer, I do remember. The only reason I remember it is because I liked Tanya. Later, Dirk played Face on A-Team right?

I remember they called him Mister....but I can't think of what else....hopefully this will help someone else get the second half.

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Jesse 68 Luke 32

*Jesse stands up, groaning at the stiffness in both his old knees. He looks around in all directions at the ominous looking surroundings* "All right then. We stand our ground. Now it looks like we have another decision to make. I have a net in the backpack. It might be big enough to catch him but I ain't sure. It's a lot bigger than the size I used to use to catch revenuers and wild boar. We got two problems though. It takes awhile to rig it up and I ain't sure if we got time before he comes back. That's not the big worry though. What happens if he gets out? I'd rather fight him when he's calm than mad and he ain't gonna be none too happy when the net falls on him." *Jesse stops to think awhile* "Well, I vote we try the net. What do ya think Bo?"

(Hmmm, what's that and what's it have to do with red hat?)

It's about time JJ gets back in form! Thanks for posting the standings!

*Jesse speaks while transfixed by the tracks. He studies them closely the whole time he's talking about their next move* "Well, if ya look close, ya can see that there's more than one set. It looks to me that the other sets were made at different times and this here path is pretty wore. It looks to me like it's the same creature and it's crossing here every day....once heading north and once, south. I'm not sure but judging by how these tracks are at different stages of deteriorating, that's what I'd guess. I reckon we have two choices. Set a trap and wait fer it to come by...or follow the tracks." *Jesse pauses and then looks Bo in the eye* "What do you think?"

old man

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Jesse 69 Luke 31

*After slowly walking through the swamp for nearly an hour, Jesse stops and turns around to look at Bo* "Come up here Bo. You've gotta see this!" *Jesse gets on one knee and looks at a set of tracks on the swamp floor that are huge and are clearly not human* "This here should destroy any doubt about the monster's existence"

Yep, I'm positive it's bass. Well Hoss, she looks pretty good for her age...judging by that picture she posted of herself dancing.

porriage (did I spell that right?)

This is awesome. Three of my favorites are back! (Of course anyone who loves the Dukes as much as you three do is my favorite)

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