Rosco "Uh, hey Boss, did you hear that CDoherty got a gold medal for writing about us? Khee Khee" Boss "A gold medal, do ya suppose we can steal it?" Rosco "Uh, I dunno Boss, but we sure can try." Boss "Okay, you distract everybody on the HazzardNet while I steal the medal" Rosco "Uh, Boss, those HazzardNet folks are too smart to fall for that." Boss "Shucks, well congratulations CDoherty!"