Hazzard County Christmas

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's th…

I want a hippopotamus for christmas Only hippopotamus will doooooo No crocidiles or rhinocerous I only like hippopotamuses And Hippopotamus like me tooooooo!!!! Hehehe! Merry christmas ya'll!!!!

To all my friends and kin here at HazzardNet, I wish you the very best for a warm and happy Christmas. On Christmas day, may your hearts be lighter and your smiles brighter! God bless you all, Brian

What's on your Christmas list for Dukes of Hazzard stuff this year? I'm thinkin' optimistic, with the show back on CMT, that we're gonna see new stuff from Johnny LIghtning / ERTL, and some more model kits. I mean, you can't have too many General Lee toys, can you? Of course not. Since ya nevah know when Santa is listening, I'll list the thing I'm after. A couple years ago there was a new Dukes slot racing set and I missed out on it. I gotta find one of those. I also never got the Dukes video games - can you even believe it? I don't have a PS2 or whatever, but it's killin 'me that I don't have those games. And if we know what people are looking for, we …

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/celebrities.php The clip is about 28 seconds long. He mentions being from "Smallville and the Dukes Of Hazzard". =) Daney

The Lifetime channel has been running John Schneider's "Poinsettias For Christmas" lately if anybody is interested. I'm recording it later today.

I'm starting this thread for everybody to send their Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays wishes to all their fellow Dukes of Hazzard fans. Happiness and peace to you all!

Wishing everyone here and their families at HazzardNet a very Merry Christmas. I hope Santa brings lots of goodies to everyone. We got through another year and the Holidays are upon us. It is a time to reflect that we are fortunate enough to spend it with family and friends. Some of us aren't that lucky but they are in our prayers and thoughts. I hope everyone here has a good time and wish you nothing but happiness. Merry Chrstmas Ya'll Darrell

Merry Christmas. You folks are like my second family. I mean that. I love every one of my fellow Hazzardites and I'd like to wish everybody the Merriest Christmas ever. In the Dukes spirit of family togetherness, don't be afraid to tell everyone around you how much you care. Oh yea, if you get a chance, check out the trivia thread. The next 3 questions are about "The Great Santa Claus Chase" The scene at the end (Christmas at the Duke Farm) is my all time favorite single scene that's ever been aired on television in my entire life. I wish we were all in that scene. I know we all are in our dreams. Love, Roger

Ten more days.....It truly is the most wonderful time of the year! I've been listening to a lot of Christmas music lately. Elvis has entered the building.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Ya'll ready? It looks like another green Christmas for us.

Merry Christmas everybody. I'm getting in the mood. I watched Willow Creek last night and The Great Santa Claus Chase this afternoon. Anybody asking Santa for anything in particular this year?

Ok, so I was bored. And I felt the need to get into the holiday spirt, Dukes style!http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l177/clois2/21313a.jpg Enjoy!

It's that time of year again! What special Dukes item do YOU want for Christmas? (My personal fave is the RC General Lee... I hope someone got it for me ) -Mufn

Sorry about not having any festivities this year. I've been sick and very busy at work. Because I'm a contractor, I really don't have any sick leave available, so I've had to work through my illnesses (3 colds this year and a sinus infection), so they've been lingering. I am taking a few days off around Christmas, though, to recuperate. I want to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of you on HazzardNet. I hope 2014 is prosperous, happy, and healthy for all of you.

http://www2.towerhobbies.com/cgi-bin/wti0001p?&I=LXMLS6&P=Y =) or this link has a cheaper pre order price - http://www.hobbylinc.com/htm/rdz/rdz00151.htm

Does anybody else here get the post Christmas blues? I know I do. I just have a hard time accepting it when it's all over. I pretty much go the whole month of January missing Christmas.

Figured this was a good place to plunk down some holiday humor. Here's a little ditty I found on the web for ya. 'Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through the shack Not a creature was stirrin', cept the lice on muh back. The skoal cans wuz nailed to the screen door with care, With hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The children were sleepin', all snug in their beds, While visions of tractor pulls danced in their heads. And Ma in her nightgown all stained with pound cake. Had just settled down to watch Ricki Lake. When out in the driveway, a loud noise I heard, I opened the winder to check muh T-bird. I ran to the door, like I's on a mission, But I tr…

What do you usually give out for Chrsitmas? For Christmas I give out; Ten cans of Skoal and some Red man in my dad and grandpa's stockings, and twenty scratchers to everyone else in their stockings. They all love it especially when they win Money, so I just give them the same things every, and if I'm not there I just sent it to them, they always know what they're getting.

Hey all you creative Hazzardites! I was thinking maybe we can do something a little fun for this year. The idea goes along the line of pulling a secret santa and doing either (fics, pics(for those handy like that) as requested by other) or maybe themed cards or gifts. Whats your thoughts? Are ya game?

The Dukes Animated Series -available exclusively through WB's online store.

A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all Dukes of Hazzard fans from all of us at HazzardNet. This is the official Merry Christmas 2012 thread. Post your Christmas greetings to all your Dukes friends here!

Who all has pre-ordered or will order Tom and John's Christmas album. I pre-ordered my copy from Cooter's Place just a couple hours ago. I'm so excited for it.

This is kinda sacrilegious, and may be found offensive by anybody with good taste. The rest of ya'll might be amused by it. http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.html