I would like to be either the 3rd Duke boy cousin or Cooter's employee to help with the cars because he got too busy to handle it himself. Either way, I'd like to ride a super fast motorcycle like a 1973 Kawasaki Z1 or 1978 Kawasaki KZ1000 that could out jump the General by a long shot. I'd have the Confederate flag painted on the bike's gas tank. I would have grown up in the big city-Atlanta-and have tattoos, long hair, and listen to rock and roll. And if I was Cooter's employee, I'd like to become Daisy's husband!!!

id like to be the guy who has to make new road barriers from everytime the general jumps over something. that guy must be rolling in cash!!

I'd be the owner of the Busy Bee Cafe... only it would be an Internet Cafe now. I'd be webmaster of the county website and Boss Hogg'd hire me to build websites advertising all his companies.

And, um, I'd have no knowledge of Boss Hogg's *cough* illegal *cough* gambling *cough* websites.

I'd like to be a neighbour to the Dukes, possibly a Duke Boy girlfriend even if it is only for a short term basis, and for now work at the Boar's Nest until I have enough money to start my own little bakery.

Most likely I'd be some relative to Enos Strate (probably sister) and I would be the Hazzard County Game Warden. Yes, I would bumble through the woods looking for pouchers, giving talks to the scouts of Hazzard County, checking sales of fishing licenses, and making sure people don't litter. I would fill out reports about the wildlife of Hazzard County from my Wildlife Department office that would have a desk cluttered with papers. I would protect the enviroment of Hazzard County and all the cuddly creatures that live in it.

And, um, I'd have no knowledge of Boss Hogg's *cough* illegal *cough* gambling *cough* websites.

Illegal gambling? No, no, Mr. Hogg wouldn't do that! You can bet money on that! *Smiles quick then pauses and twiddles fingers together in Strate fashion as looking naviely confused.*

By the way, does anyone remember what Poison Ivy looks like? *Scratches head, holding a stalk with three tear drop shaped leaves clustered together with a redish hue against the green foilage.*

It would be awesome to be a Duke cousin, and live and work on the Duke farm. Not to mention to get to drive the General Lee! Yeehaw!

I'd like to be anyone that would make more than one apperance in the show, unlike Luke's brother ect. Although even being in one episode would have been awesome for at least the bragging rights.

I'd be Rosco's cousin. And I'd probably be called MaryAnne.

If I had to chose who I would be it be between Uncle Jesse's daughter or Daisy's little sister.

Most likely I'd be some relative to Enos Strate (probably sister) and I would be the Hazzard County Game Warden.

I would probably be Enos' cousin and would work as a reporter for the Hazzard County Gazette (since in real life I've had newspaper experience). I would be an investigative reporter and would try to uncover Boss Hogg and Rosco's schemes, all the while getting into about as much trouble as the Dukes. Of course, while Rosco, Flash, and Cuz Enos are out watchin' the Dukes, I'd be watchin' them.

Of course, I figure that this is where Enos and I'd would have contention; my snooping for scoops could land him in a few pickles with Rosco, as if the poor guy really needs my help with that. Teehee. My name would probably be Yva-Belle or something along that line.

Great question.

I would probably be Enos' cousin and would work as a reporter for the Hazzard County Gazette (since in real life I've had newspaper experience). I would be an investigative reporter and would try to uncover Boss Hogg and Rosco's schemes, all the while getting into about as much trouble as the Dukes. Of course, while Rosco, Flash, and Cuz Enos are out watchin' the Dukes, I'd be watchin' them.

Of course, I figure that this is where Enos and I'd would have contention; my snooping for scoops could land him in a few pickles with Rosco, as if the poor guy really needs my help with that. Teehee. My name would probably be Yva-Belle or something along that line.

Great question.

I would be Julie Ann Duke the little girl of Luke Duke and Amy from Luke's Love Story and I would work at the brand new McDonald's in Hazzard. Since I do work at a McDonald's in real life. I would be dating a guy named Phil and he would have a 1986 Buick Regal that he just loves driving around.

The girl with the unlikely crush on Enos

I would probablly be Bo's daughter and I would run around Hazzard on my bike painted like the General Lee and drive my go-cart around in the field behind the Duke Farm. I would be in about as much trouble as Bo and Luke were all the time(I am in real life too=D).I would go by Nachelle.

I would probablly be Bo's daughter and I would run around Hazzard on my bike painted like the General Lee and drive my go-cart around in the field behind the Duke Farm. I would be in about as much trouble as Bo and Luke were all the time(I am in real life too=D).I would go by Nachelle.

I looks me and you would be hanging out together because I said I would be Luke's daughter with Amy.

I myself would be the Duke's stunt driver!

Yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

I don't get this question. What do you mean, IF Hazzard was real? Of course it's real. Anybody who thinks it's not is living in a fantasy world. I think I'll post a new question to them. Who would you be in a non-Hazzard universe if it was real? Possum on a gumbush. I'm gone.

well I maybe be wife for Sheriff Rosco Coltrane and job as Deputy because he need nice girl what he said and I been dream about him a lot but real I living for Daisy Duke's stepsister because play around farm.. and like half family as Hogg and Dukes.. and real parent die when I young and Uncle Jesse and step uncle hogg keep me around Hazzard County and also would be my name is Deputy Carol R. Coltrane as well for real Hazzard.. if Boss die then Rosco will be boss and I will be Sheriff as well for future.. thanks

I would like to be either the 3rd Duke boy cousin or Cooter's employee to help with the cars because he got too busy to handle it himself. Either way, I'd like to ride a super fast motorcycle like a 1973 Kawasaki Z1 or 1978 Kawasaki KZ1000 that could out jump the General by a long shot. I'd have the Confederate flag painted on the bike's gas tank. I would have grown up in the big city-Atlanta-and have tattoos, long hair, and listen to rock and roll. And if I was Cooter's employee, I'd like to become Daisy's husband!!!

:roll: No no. Only Enos can be Daisy's husband.

But if you marry Daisy, I'll marry Enos (poor boy). Maybe I could be content with a secret and platonic love.

Maggie-Lynn, we could be the two girls of Hazzard with the unlikely crush on Enos.

bo girlfriend or related to the dukes because it would be fun to live there and get on rosco nerves.

I think if I lived in hazzard I either be a waitress at the Boar's nest or some one who worked at the Busy Bee cafe.

Hmm... well gosh... I guess I'd be a former Boars Nest waitress, running around a big old farm taking care of half a dozen Duke babies and grandbabies....

LoL, i'd be a wife to Rosco and probably break Hazzard to pieces with MaryAnn and Rosco, LMAO! Name would be Angie Marie Coltrane.

id like to be a good ole gurl driving around like bo and luke helpin them fight the system lol or id prolly work at the boars nest or at cooters as a mechanic.

One of the Dukes girlfriend

I would want to be Bo duke and do most of the driving shots, love tearing up the roads, just never jumped a car before, but I would love to know how it feels...hahahaha.

Another is Cooter, love working on cars and being elbow deep in grease...lol