Skipper Duke

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Skipper(To fake Gilligan/Russian Spy Double):"Gilligan! When they were passing out the brains, you weren't at the back of the line! You were on vacation!" Fake Gilligan/Russian Spy Double after Skipper is out of earshot.):"That's what you think fatso!"

Cousin HossC... I made up my mind. I will stop using Facebook for certain things.

Cousin HossC... Yer right it unfortunately will stay how it is over there. Sad that they're unfair. But true.

(Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Gilligan) Gilligan:"If I'm a UFO I gotta know 1 thing!" Skipper:"What's that!?" Gilligan:"Am I from Mars or Venus? Where do I come from?" Skipper:"Well, that all depends on how far I have to chase you!"

Jr. Justice:"Gee daddy, now that you finally caught the bandit you can really retire. You can go back to Florida and collect your seashells and play shuffleboard. We can even go see that big funny whale jump again. But most and best of all daddy, I'll take you fishing." (Buford to Bandit):"I'll give you a 5 minute head start."

I will put Facebook in my cave jail and not let 'em out til me and Gilligan decide. They're to dumb to see any or know any movies to try and escape. LOL.

(Christine is following Buddy Repperton & Richard Trelawney in Buddy's Camaro.) (Buddy & Richie are jamming out to The Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden" on the Camaro radio. They finally notice Christine behind them. Buddy adjusts the inside rearview mirror. Richie flips Christine the middle finger.) Richie Trelawney:"A**hole!" Buddy Repperton:"Watch this."(Slows down, stops.)"Let's give this a**hole some of his own medicine!"(He backs up. Christine backs up too.) Richie Trelawney:"He's backin' up too."

Bandit:"I'll need a speedy car. You know to run blocker for the truck." Little Enos gives Bandit money. Bandit:"Speedier." Little Enos gives Bandit more money. Bandit:"Speedier than that." Little Enos:(Whiney like horse.)"I'd like to kick his a** just once." Bandit:"You can't kick that high, cricket crotch."

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Skipper:"Believe me Mr. Howell, as long as we're all together on this island, it won't make any difference to us if you have any money or not." Ginger:"But I know you'll have money Mr. Howell! I can just feel it." Gilligan:"Sure you will Mr. Howell! All you gotta do is, get a job and go to work." Mr. Howell:"Work!?"(He starts to leave.) Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, where are you going?" Mr. Howell:"Back to the cliff!"

(Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Skipper:"Well ladies. Here's to a new taste treat! (Tries to eat a bite of pancake, but snaps back to the plate.) Mary Ann:"Oh Skipper!" Skipper:"That's something I likes, syrup with a lot body to it! Ha ha ha!"(He tries to eat the pancake again but with the same results. Now he is becoming increasingly frustrated.)"What are these? Pancakes or yoyos!?" Mrs. Howell:"Thurston I can't cut this!" Mr. Howell:"Yes they seem to be sticking a bit!" Ginger:"Gee I've seen brand new girdles that weren't as snappy as this!" Skipper:"It's beginning to be like glue, even worse!" Professor:"Yes. It certainly is! it's setting like cement!" Gilligan:"It sure is! Look!"(pulls on his fork, and it vibrates back and forth. *boing*)

I'll stick with this site for SATB quotes. Hell with Facebook where I have to walk on eggshells LOL.

Gilligan Trivia:Why is the American Flag flying at half mast in the opening credits of Season 1(1964-1965)the b/w episodes 1-36?

(Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"What are you doing!?" Gilligan:"Trying to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper! Before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"

(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Professor:"Tell them Skipper! Tell them!" Skipper:"We didn't have time to put the signal rocks out!" Mr. Howell:"Why not?" Skipper:"Because some numbskull put us in jail!"

Garfunkel

The Mean GREEN Machine

My friend Darrin J Daniels:"Ikr.I seen worse things online.Geez!" Me:"Like this friend of mine Sam Hall. His every day of the week posts about Happy Monday y'all Happy Tuesday y'all etc every day. Women with big titties in see thru fish net bras and they do NOTHING to him but they mess with me for movie quotes saying I am inciting violence bullying etc. So pathetic."

FB says I can appeal to have my Smokey Bandit content taken down. But what the hell is the use? They will keep arresting me in the future for the same thing anyway. So why bother appealing. F***ing idiots! Wouldn't need no appeals if you jack a**es didn't arrest members for stupid reasons in the 1st place.

This is bull crap I'm jailed for 2 days and can't do anything for 6 just because I did a reply to a Smokey and the Bandit line. I even used symbols too for the bad word. Dam algorithm I've bout had it wit Facebook. Bout to start Instagram or something. But every platform probably has the dam algorithm word checking bot. Don't matter where I go probably. Screw Facebook! I got ways around these whiney little b**ches. Might as well leave the SATB groups on Facebook if this is what I get for being a participant. If it's something to cause trouble for me on Facebook I'll just do it over here on the HazzardNet! F*** Facebook! Dam whiney snowflake society we live in today!

Y'all... Motorcycle= Danger Machine/Death Machine!

Gilligan fans... I bring y'all more sad news! Confirmed by Ray of American Patrol, Society Brand Hat Co. has closed their doors.

Cousin Hobie... Sounds great! What time should we be there?

I wanna try Hot Dog Allie's Macaroni Dog. It's Hot Dog with Macaroni & Cheese on it.

Gilligan's Island fans... I bring y'all sad news! American Patrol Co. The inheritor of R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co.(1929-2011)templates is recovering from a surgery and not sure he wants to continue products at this time. He's my pal. We talk regular. I checked in on him and he said: "Hi Robert, good to hear from you. I’m getting somewhat better, thank you. I’ve mostly decided not to make products at this time. If someone you know is interested in buying me out of my cap making business let me know." I asked him "You had a good long run?" He said:"Like my enough, 25 years. I have two principal companies, a hat making and a canvas making. I’ll sell them each separately." He even said to me before "You are the biggest authority on The Skipper hat that I know of."