Skipper Duke

Cousin HossC... Feel free to edit anything I get wrong. If you want.

Cousin HossC... True that I should edit and make sure it's correct before pasting. I'll give you that.

Sorry. Most of what I get is copied from Facebook friends who play Dukes with me in Messenger and pasted here.

(Season 2 People's Choice) Uncle Jesse:"Now when I made the deal with the U. S. A. Federal Government that you two got probation you two were to report to your Hazzard County probation officer once a month. Now isn't that right!?" Bo Duke:"Yes sir we did." Uncle Jesse:"Well, then why didn't you?" Bo Duke:" Well, because they never told us who the dang guy was! Uncle Jesse:"Watch yer language." Bo Duke:"Yes sir!" Daisy Duke:"I guess you know who it is now." Luke Duke:"Yeah. When it comes to nailin' us, Boss is beginning to be a master at splittin' hair."

(Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) Luke Duke:(Into The Jethro Bros listening bug.)"Boss. This here's Luke Duke. You got yer ears on? Now, me and Bo got a personal message for ya. Just for your ears only, so listen up you here?" Boss Hogg:(Into listening bug controller.)"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm listenin'!" (Dixie horn blasts in his ears.)

(Season 2 Ghost of the General Lee) Rosco:"No! Oh Enos I'm glad to see you." Enos:"They were out of Catfish Sheriff." Rosco:"Never mind the Catfish Enos. I thought you were one of them." Enos:"Them?" Rosco:"Yeah! Bo and Luke Duke." Enos:"Now Sheriff, you know it ain't polite to make fun of Bo and Luke after they passed." Rosco:"I ain't. I ain't. I want you to see somethin' you ain't never seen. Now, don't be frightened. Just move out there. What do you call that right in there?" Enos:"That's a ghost Sheriff." Rosco:"No it ain't. There ain't no such thing as ghosts." Enos:"Well it'll do til one comes along."

Dk what's up with my account. I am free from jail. Got my abilities all back. But they have not yet lifted the restriction message. Probly have me under surveillance? "Sirwalance" as the Rescue From Gilligan's Island Russians would say. I have learned my Facebook lesson now not to do it there if it brings me trouble. Don't even try using symbols in quotes to spell certain words if I know they will zap me do not bother at all. I got the HazzardNet. I have my ways around that dipstick Zuck.

I do not trust Facebook at ALL for quoting THIS movie

I do not trust Facebook for quoting ANY line at ALL from THIS movie.

(Season 5 Ding Dong, the Boss Is Dead) Vance Duke:(Wiping lipstick off face.)"That Lorna sure is some kinda lady." Coy Duke:"Except fer one thing. She don't see to good. Why else would she take a shine to you, when I'm around?"

I'm Facebook friends with cast member Malcolm Moochie Welch Danare! And cast member William Ostrander Buddy Repperton.

I'm Facebook friends with cast member Malcolm Moochie Welch Danare!

(Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) At Roadblock number 3 Luke Duke:"Now comes the good part." Rosco:"Here they come!!" Boss Hogg:"Rosco, shoot if you have to! Aim fer their tires! Just stop 'em!" Bo Duke:"We got the light!" Cale Yarborough:"Then hang on!" General Lee jumps Boss Hogg's Cadillac, Rosco's patrol car, and the Jethro Bros car. Boss Hogg:"Aaaah!!" Bo Duke:"Yeah-hoo!" Hits Dixie horn. Lands. Bo, Luke, Cale laugh.

(Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) Rosco almost crashes into the Jethro Boys/Bros Simon & Roby's car. Roby Jethro:"Dang Sheriff! I ain't ever seen one yet that could drive a straight line without bein' tied to it." Simon Jethro:"Wanna do me a favor? Shut up."

(Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) At roadblock number 3. General Lee approaches. Boss Hogg:"It's the General! He's headed right for us!" Simon Jethro:"He won't get thru without totalling himself! He'll have to stop!"

Saturday Night Fever

It seems that the actor Parley Baer, who played "Mayor Stoner" on the show was always cast as an antagonist. He was brought on after the untimely death of actor Dick Elliot, who played the bumbling, more benign "Mayor Pike" in earlier episodes. Andy Griffith never wanted a mayor to be cast on the show originally, but the producers talked him into it. It seemed to show in the writing that the sheriff and mayor were always at odds with one another. Some interesting facts about Baer: Early in his career, he was a circus ringmaster. He was also a highly decorated captain in the Army Air Corps during WW2. To children who for many years watched Keebler cookie commercials, he was the voice of "Ernie the Elf!" :-)

Dennis Guilder:"Charlie have you seen Arnie?" Charlie:"Yeah he's still in the shop Buddy Repperton has his lunch."

Happy Father's Day. Alan Hale, Jr had four children as well as Bob Denver.

About Society Brand Hat Co. A friend he said:"I don't think charging 199 for a hat is making things affordable! Not a whole lot would pay that."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice: “I am telling you for the last time, I have my young son in the car, and I don’t want to hear that kind of language."

(Season 3 Where There's a Will) Mr. Howell:"I know I'm an obnoxious overbearing old bore, and the only reason people care about me is because I'm rich!" Mrs. Howell:"You’re not an old bore…that’s what I’ve been telling people for years!"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

(Season 3 Where There's a Will) Mrs. Howell:"Thurston those people out there are your friends!" Mr. Howell:"Friends!? Do friends shoot arrows at you, throw you to bottomless pit, try and crush you with a boulder!?"

Intro to the 1963 Lost Pilot episode Marooned when TBS played it in '90s. Bob Denver:"As a long lost castaway, you might think I've seen it all. But I haven't. Cuz nobody's ever seen the original Pilot of Gilligan's Island. Thanks to TBS, now is my chance, as well as yours to see the show that launched a thousand rescues."