Skipper Duke

Darn it I'm outta reactions but ❤️ love this.

Oh my. Wow!

Don't always have time to dig the DVDs out.

Hey y'all... From now on, if I'm not sure something is right word for word or not or if a post merges some scenes together, I will follow HossC's rule and wishes, to make announcement of it first thing before I start the post. How's that sound y'all?

Smokey and the Bandit(1977) Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the car!" Jr. Justice gets in the car, still holding the evidence. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the back! I said it before, an' I'll say it again, there's no way, no way that you could come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home, is punch your mama in the mouth!"

Chuck:"Are you playin' football this year Guilder?" Dennis Guilder:"Somebody's gotta pick it up, when you fumble."

(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Gilligan:"What's that?" Professor:"It looks like one of those native tiki gods." Skipper:"Right. It's Kona. The God of evil! This must be his ancient burial place. Whoever disturbs his rest is cursed forever!" Gilligan:"Thanks fer takin' over the digging Skipper!"

(Season 4 Cletus Falls in Love) Daisy Duke:"Cletus has us boxed in!" Bo Duke:"This is downright embarrassing." Luke Duke:"Gonna be worse than that. If you get another phony citation from Boss, yer gonna lose yer license. An' I ain't far behind."

Kevin McCallister:"You gotta help me! There's 2 guys after me!" Concierge:"What's the matter, store wouldn't take your stolen credit card!?"

Kevin McCallister:"I made my family disappear!"

Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti:"You like Italian Mr. Gustafson?" John Gustafson:"Yeah. Well I guess so. Why?" Maria Sofia Coletti Reghetti (Pours a big giant restaurant pot of Spaghetti Sauce on Max Goldman & John Gustafson.)"Bon appetit, and arrivederci boys!" Max Goldman:"Should we ask her fer some Garlic Bread?"

Max Goldman:"Wait Jacob!" Jacob Goldman:"It's ok Pop. I got it under control." Max Goldman:"Jacob, you don't understand!" Jacob Goldman:"I'm Jacob Goldman Mayor of Wabasha. I got a 30 day court order that says you can't touch this house!"

Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake. Where do you want it?" Jake Rainey:"Want what?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Yer liquor." Jake Rainey:"You got a load of liquor fer me?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"That's right. Half of Roy Aterhold's load. Zeebo's got the other half." Jake Rainey:"Where's Zeebo?" Bobby Lee:"Well, there was this Sheriff's block hid out there in 411. I got through, Zeebo didn't." Jake Rainey:"They get Zeebo?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Naw. Hell, he's probably a citizen in Canada by now."

Rose Dewitt Bukater:"I know what you must be thinking, a poor little rich girl, what does she know about misery?" Jack Dawson:"Actually, I was thinking what could've happened to make this girl think that she had no way out."

(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee) Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard County knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."

Dukes of Hazzard Fun Fact: The jump in the beginning of the Season 3 episode And in This Corner, Luke Duke is the same jump from the Season 2 episode Duke of Duke from a different angle.

"Well, i hope you're going that way." - Cledus Snow, 1983. (Smokey and the Bandit III)

Cousin HossC... What does draconian mean? New word to me. Never heard it before. Wow.

He honked Christine's horn.

Spicer Lovejoy:"Interesting, the young lady slipped so suddenly, and you still had time to remove your jacket, and your shoes."

Cousin HossC... Can you erase all the disruptive posts of this thread?

Good idea Cousin Roger.

Mary KAYE Porter

HossC... Can I still do the quotes, but just do as you ask. If I'm not sure something is right word for word or not, or it mergers scenes together, make that clear in announcement following the post? The rules are pretty reasonable. It isn't to much to ask for.

Boss Hogg always wants them Dukes INCARCERATED