(Season 4 Miss Tisdale on the Lam)
Luke Duke:"Miss Tisdale, there's a U. S. postal inspector over at yer post office. An' it looks like she an' Rosco are fixin' to accuse you of mail fraud." Miss Tisdale:"Me?!" Luke Duke:"You!" Miss Tisdale:"Well, they gotta be suckin' out of a bent straw!" Bo Duke:(Laughs.)"Well, that's kinda what we figure too, Miss Tisdale." Miss Tisdale:"I'm gonna tooty on over there, an' straighten 'em out!" Luke Duke:"Hold on Miss Tisdale! We think it might be best if you come out to the farm to hideout fer awhile." Miss Tisdale:"No way! Did you say "Hide out"? At yer farm?" Bo Duke:"Yes mam." Miss Tisdale:"With yer Uncle Jesse?" Luke Duke:"He's there most of the time!"