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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 3 Splashdown) Skipper:"All right Gilligan what was so important that you kept interrupting for?" Gilligan:"The capsule's floated off." Skipper:"Well, you nincompoop. Why didn't you tell us sooner? We could've all been on the capsule!"(Just then, the capsule explodes. *Kaboom*)
  2. Gilligan's Island fans... Confirmed... Society Brand Hat Co. St. Louis Missouri who made a Skipper hat has closed its doors for good after operating 100 years.
  3. He tells Bo "Oh Lord! Not the way you drive!"
  4. Those are 2 the demolition derby ones about the waitress and the crew guys are Season 2 Hazzard Connection and the others are Season 3 Along Came a Duke.
  5. 2nd one is from Season 2 Days of Shine and Roses.
  6. Actually that's Season 4 Nothin' But the Truth.
  7. Actually that's The Return of Hughie Hogg.
  8. He did if video games count. In one of the missions in PlayStation 2 and Xbox Return of the General Lee. Here is the exchange. Luke:"Punch it cousin!" Bo:"Faster than a bee stung stallion cousin." Luke:"You already used that one Bo." Bo:"How 'bout faster than a turpentine cat?" Luke:"That one too!" Bo:"How 'bout faster than a bald tired semi on a mile wet asphalt?"
  9. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring y'all sad news. Guest star L. Q. Jones(Warren the hitman)from Season 2 Witness for the Persecution and Season 4 The Sound of Music, Hazzard-Style(record pirate Morton)has passed away at 94 years old.
  10. Dukes of Hazzard fans... I bring y'all sad news. Guest star L. Q. Jones(hitman Warren)from Season 2 Witness for the Persecution and (record pirate Morton)Season 4 The Sound of Music, Hazzard-Style has passed away at 94 years old.
  11. (Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again) Boss Hogg:"And Rosco, what's more, I'm tellin' you. If you wanna keep on bein' Sheriff around here, you'll slap a parking ticket on every car in this town. Whether it's parked or no!" Rosco:"Well Boss, what good is that gonna do? There's nobody here in town. They're up there at the drive-in at that swap meet." Boss Hogg:"Well, there's gotta be a few folks around here who ain't got no money to go to no swap meet!" Rosco(Mocking Boss in a Boss imitation):"Well then how are they gonna pay for a parking ticket?!" Boss Hogg:"They can pay with IOUs. I'll take anything." Rosco:"That's what I love about you Boss. You're all wallet." Boss Hogg:"Yeah!"
  12. The Ghost Busters(1975)Series fans... I bring you sad news. Larry Storch(Spencer) has passed away.
  13. Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)Series fans... I bring you sad news. Larry Storch(Jackson Farrell) passed away.
  14. Ah yeah Cousin HossC... That makes perfect sense to me. Thanks.
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