Skipper Duke

Cousin Roger Duke Amen!

(Season 1 Money to Burn) Boss Hogg:"You ijit! You dad blamed dad nabbed ijit! Lettin' the Duke Boys of all people put out that fire!" Cletus Hogg:"It wasn't my fault, Cousin Boss! They were just bein' neighborly!" Boss Hogg:"Neighborly?! You call beatin' a man outta one million dollars neighborly!?" Rosco:"Well, nobody beat you out of anything Boss, you still got a million dollars in old bills, there ain't nothin' in this sack, but some old phone books."(Pours them out.)"See?" Boss Hogg:"If they saw what I see, I ain't gonna collect a penny from the insurance company fer all that burned money, get it!?" Cletus Hogg:"But if they'd have seen it, they'd have said so, an' I'd have saw 'em say it. See?" Rosco:"That makes sense to me." Boss Hogg:"Only because you're a bigger dad blamed dad nabbed ijit than he is! Let me think."(To Cletus)"You say Bo went into the truck?" Cletus Hogg:"That's right!" Boss Hogg:"An' what'd he find?" Cletus Hogg:"Nothin'! Except what's left of that there sack!" Boss Hogg gets the look on his face of a man forming a plan. Rosco:"Huh? What?" Boss Hogg snatches sack, goes over to wood burning stove, opens the door, tosses the sack it in, lights a match throws it in with the sack. Closes the door back. Boss Hogg:"What sack? It ain't no sack. It got took by the hijackers!" Rosco:"What hijackers?" Boss Hogg:"Why, the Duke Boys of course. Least ways, they will be hijackers, when you-"(Pointing at Rosco)"Catch 'em with the evidence!" Boss, Rosco and Cletus all laugh.

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"You mean whatever I say, the robot will repeat it back?" Professor:"Yes!" Skipper:"Oh great! We've got a mechanical Gilligan!"

George LeBay:"Cuz he's stone cold dead, that's why. Died six weeks ago. He ran a rubber hose through the exhaust pipe." Dennis Guilder:"Arnie never would've bought that car if he'd have known somebody died in it!" George LeBay:"Either yer dumber than you look, or you don't know yer friend very well. He had the same look in his eye my brother always had. Probably the only thing my brother ever loved in his whole rotten life was that car. He had a five year old daughter choke to death in her. He wouldn’t get rid of it. He just went around with the radio blaring. Not a care in the world except for Christine. The only time I interfered with it was when Rita killed herself." Dennis Guilder:"Whose Rita?" George LeBay:"His wife. He didn't give a rat's ass about 'er. She died the same way he did. And than I made him get rid of it. For decency you know. Course the car came back 3 weeks later." Dennis Guilder:"What you mean came back?" George LeBay (*glare look*)

George LeBay:"G**d*** Roland went through hell and back with Christine." Dennis Guilder:"If yer brother loves this car so much, why's he sellin' it?"

Dennis Guilder:"Where you been a**hole?" Arnie Cunningham:"Did you hear about what happened to Moochie?" Dennis Guilder:"Yeah.(Makes a sad face.) Arnie Cunningham:"Almost makes you feel kind of sorry for the little bas****."

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Arnie Cunningham:"Why do you keep butting into my life?!" Rudolph Junkins:"Because we found yer Boss Will Darnell dead in yer front seat, with a shotgun by his side." Arnie Cunningham:"Why?" Rudolph Junkins:"Well, I was kind of hoping you could answer that."

Captain E. J. Smith:"Take her to sea Mr. Murdock, let's stretch her legs." Officer Murdock:"Yes sir."(Goes into the wheelhouse on the bridge.)"Ahead full Mr. Moody." Mr. Moody:"Very good sir."(Sends a signal to the engine room workers for Ahead Full.)

Christine fans... How many of you would've believed George LeBay's lie "She'll start. You need these." My friend Chris Mocaby:"Everyone would have because no one in their right mind would believe the truth." Me:"Yep Chris Mocaby... The truth was incredible!"

KEYSTONE Cops(What one of Emerson P. Craig's men called Rosco & Enos in Season 6 A Baby for the Dukes)"It's those KEYSTONE Cops again Mr. Craig!"

Hello RafaDuke. Try eBay. Or maybe Northeast Ohio Dukes (Raymond Kohn)He might have some.

Christine fans... I know so much about Stephen King's book and John Carpenter's movie adaptation Christine. I was told "If there was a job for movie plot detective, you would get the job!" Now how cool is that?

Christine fans... In the book, it is so funny when Arnie brings the Buddy Repperton gang damaged Christine from the airport lot to Darnell's Garage on a tow truck. Darnell sees it all smashed up. He thinks to himself "It looks like the Green Giant shat all over it. It's never going to run again. That's all. It won't run another foot."

Christine fans... Which version of Dennis's New Year's Eve ride with Arnie do you like better? A: Book B: Movie C: Both For me C. But A is more interesting.

Arnie Cunningham talks about love. https://youtu.be/26as0V2IHG8?si=Lm3owC_hVe4byAmy

Christine Fun Fact: The actor who played Bemis introduced Keith Gordon(Arnie Cunningham)to the woman who would later become Keith's wife.

Moochie Welch's death in the movie. https://youtu.be/kbHKdn0XScg?si=2qsO-dcooMywTwOY

George LeBay:"Name's George LeBay." Arnie Cunningham:"Arnie Cunningham. How much are you asking?" George LeBay:"Start 'er up!" Arnie Cunningham:"Really?" George LeBay:"Yeah."

Christine fans... Arnie Meets Christine https://youtube.com/watch?v=U0XYoxE3psw&si=9lQdKaAZj1enqiCs

(Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Ginger has turn in the water line. Ginger:"Is this all I get Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Sorry Ginger. But we're on strict rations." Ginger:"Strict is right! I didn't even get my lips wet!"

(Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Gilligan:"I made that decoy duck out of an old shoe with feathers on it. How does it look?" Skipper:"Like an old shoe with feathers on it!" Gilligan:"It's very good looking!"(Shoe sinks, real duck loses interest.)Gilligan:"I forgot. I had a hole in my shoe!" Skipper:"You forgot you had a hole in your head!"

Wow Cousin Garrett! That was a sweet deal!

Christine Fun Fact: Did you know in the book the original gang leader was Roger Gilman? When he got arrested on a hijacking charge, Buddy Repperton took over as gang leader.

(Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Skipper:"Oh that Gilligan! He never does anything right!" Mary Ann:"What'd he do now?" Skipper:"Look at the way he washed this plate!" Mary Ann:"Well, it looks clean to me." Skipper:"What's this spot in the middle of it?" Mary Ann:"That is your breakfast!"