Skipper Duke
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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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(Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"What the devil is this here thing!?" Luke Duke:"Boss, Rosco, meet the General Lee." Boss & Rosco:"Oh it's the General Lee." Boss Hogg:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!" Bo Duke:"Ugly huh!? Well, the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spittin' dust back at you!" -
Andy:"Looks like Otis was right! The only thing they understand is a leg of lamb!"
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Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"
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(Season 3 Voodoo) Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper:"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"
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(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Gilligan:"Did He Sign it?" Skipper:"Kidnappers Don't Sign Ransom Notes!"
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(Season 3 Up at Bat) Gilligan:After being waken out of his vampire dream by the Skipper, and punching him in the stomach. "Get back I am the vampire!" Skipper:"Wait a minute Gilligan. It wasn't even a vampire bat that bit you. You're just plain old Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I warned you, Colonel Watney!"(Punches Skipper in stomach.) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper is that You ?." Skipper:"No it's not The Skipper I'm Frankenstein's Monster!"(Roar!)
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(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Gilligan:"Don't Sit On Me !" Skipper:"We're All Dead Little Buddy Ha ! Ha ! Ha !."
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(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Skipper:To Gilligan "If You Think The Worse Thing of All was Being Invisible ?, Wait Until I Get My Hands On You !."
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(Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley Waterford:To the Skipper "You're No Butterfly!"
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(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Gilligan's Russian Spy Double:"In My Country You Couldn't be Spy Third Class !."
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Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) Mr. Howell:"Your Honor I Want to Charge Mary Ann for Murder." The Professor:"Murder ??. Mr. Howell:"Her Testimony's Killing Me !."
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(Season 1 The Return of Wrongway Feldman) Skipper:"That Thick ??. Wrongway." . Wrongway:"Yes?." Skipper:"Could You Tell Me about that Steak Again ?."
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(Season 2 The Sweepstakes) Mr. Howell :"You know I Haven't had a Bath in 40 Years." Flowers Droops. The Skipper:"We know."
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(Season 2 You've Been Disconnected) Mr. Howell :"There You are Gilligan You have More Karats/Carrots Than Bugs Bunny..."
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MOUNTAIN WEDDING EARNEST T. BASS: “You're mine. You was meant to be mine. You WILL be mine. Charlene, I'll make you a fine husband. I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my "belove-ded." BARNEY IN WEDDING GOWN: “ I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.”
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(Season 2 Gilligan Gets Bugged) Ginger:"2 girls on a walk, carrying a pie through the jungle. Who would believe that?" Skipper:"Gilligan." Ginger:"Anybody else no! Gilligan yes!"
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The hat history: The original was manufactured by the former R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. 1929-2011. Worn by Alan Hale in the 3 seasons 98 episodes 1964-1967. The 2nd movie The Castaways 1979 and the 3rd movie The Globetrotters 1981. Midway Cap Co. Rescue 1978 and Alf 1980s.
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Gilligan's Island fans... Heritage Auctions Skipper Hat pictures.
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Gilligan's Island fans... That Heritage Auctions Skipper hat might be the Midway Cap Co. Chicago hat from Rescue From Gilligan's Island and Alf.
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Gilligan's Island fans... Just a heads up. Beware... Heritage Auctions is trying to sell for $15,000 hats that they claim are screen used worn by Bob Denver and Alan Hale Jr. The Alan is definitely NOT screen used. The Bob I am not sure about. I just want y'all to know. They've been trying to unload these hats since 2019!
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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quotes Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
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(Season 3 Man With a Net) The Skipper to Gilligan :"A Regular Captain Bligh." Lord Beasley Waterford:"No Talking in The Ranks!" The Skipper:"Yes Sir!" Lord Beasley Waterford:"And May I Remind You that Captain Bligh was also a Britisher!"
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(Season 3 Man With a Net) The Skipper to Gilligan :"A Regular Captain Bligh." Lord Beasley Waterford:"No Talking in The Ranks!" The Skipper:"Yes Sir!" Lord Beasley Waterford:"And May I Remind You that Captain Bligh was also Britisher!"
