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  1. Skipper Duke
    (Season 1 Diamonds Are an Ape's Best Friend) Mr. Howell(to the Skipper):"No Offense You Trying On The Dresses is Like Putting a Banana Skin Over a Watermelon..."
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    (Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Dubov:"Oh a Plan ?. Well Dubov Got a Plan Too, Phooey ! On People !."
  3. Skipper Duke
    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  4. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from Season 1 Goodbye, Island. Gilligan stepped in the glue bucket, while they repair the boat.
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    (Season 2 The Postman Cometh) Mr. Howell:"You're Supposed to Charm Mary Ann Not Take Inventory !. And You Have to be Romantic, Not Asthmatic!"
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    (Season 3 And Then There Were None) Gilligan/Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan:"Lies, lies, lies! I've never seen that woman before!" Mr. Howell/Judge:"Then you missed plenty buster."
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
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    (From same episode as the last quotes posted) Andy:"Aunt Bee, and Opie????" Aunt Bee:"Well, I couldn’t very well leave him home alone. Could I?"
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    ANDY:"MAYOR!!!!!" MAYOR PIKE:"IT'S A OUTRAGE"
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    (Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Gilligan:"There's Such Thing as Heardity. The Skipper:"That's Heredity You Look Like Him because of Heredity." Gilligan:"See Even You're Convinced." The Skipper:"Will You Go to Sleep?!?" Gilligan:"Ok But if You Wake Up Without Your Head ? Don't Say I Didn't Warn You..."
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    (Season 1 Swamp Molly) Uncle Jesse:"Are you sure you gotta do this Molly?" Swamp Molly:"I gotta make one last run Jess." Uncle Jesse:(opening moonshine Mason Jar and sniffing the contents)"She's prime."
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  13. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from Season 3 All About Eva. Excited over Eva giving him the key to her boat.
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    Cousin Roger Duke... Yeppers!
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    (Season 3 And Then There Were None) Skipper/Bailiff:(in Gilligan's Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan dream sequence)"Bring out the eye witness!" Gilligan/Mr. Hyde/Dr. Gilligan:"Bring out the eye witness! What am I saying!?"
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    (Season 2 The Rustlers) Burl Tolliver:"Boss Hogg an' the Sheriff. What do they want?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Well, I don't know. But, when you see J. D. smilin' like that, keep one hand on yer wallet."
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
  18. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes comes from Season 2 Castaways Pictures Presents.
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    (Season 4 Ten Million Dollar Sheriff) Boss Hogg:(seeing Rosco's Rolls Royce patrol car)"What kind of a nincompoop does this to a Rolls!?" Rosco:"This- A very very rich nincompoop!"
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    This set of tributes comes from Season 2 Not Guilty.
  21. Skipper Duke
    Dukes Trivia: What song do the Dukes sing while decorating the Christmas tree?
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    (Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper(secretly reciting poetry for Erica Tiffany Smith):"The boy stood on the burning deck, his feet were filled with blisters."
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    (Season 2 The Runaway) PI Les Sloane:(on phone with Mr. C. J. Holmes)"Yessir Mr Holmes anything you say."(hangs up, says to partner Mitch Henderson)"Or his money says."
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    (Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"What're you doing!?" Gilligan:"Trying to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper, before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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