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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
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    (Season 4 Citizens Arrest)Gomer:"Stop! Stop! Barney stop! Barney stop! Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest! Citizens arrest!" Barney:"What are you yellin' about!?" Gomer:"Like you said, you broke the law by makin' an illegal U-turn, an' I hereby as a citizen of the town of Mayberry an' the United States of America arrest you!"
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law & Season 2 Nyet, Nyet, Not Yet.
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    (Season 1 Mary Kaye's Baby) Waylon Jennings:"Wouldn't you just love to wipe that egg suckin' grin off old Rosco's face?"
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    Makes sense to me.
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    Besides Christopher Mayer, the actor playing Jeb Morton he was the only other actor from the open cattle call for Coy & Vance to actually appear in an episode.
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    Cousin Redneck girl 01... You spelled it right.
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    Marooned(Lost Pilot) Skipper:"Here we are on a deserted island, uninhabited, unexplored, uncharted." Ginger:"I get the picture. Just color us lost." Skipper:"Well, our only chance of rescue is if the Professor here can get the transmitter fixed. Then we can radio for help." Professor:(frustrated)"I've been trying, but it's very difficult without the proper tools." Skipper:"Now here this, folks. We've all got enough to keep us busy. The Professor here, he's fixing the transmitter. Gilligan is out there right now, fishing for our dinner." (to the girls)"and you girls, you girls wash all of the dirty clothes on board." Bunny:"Aye, aye, Skipper."
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    (Season 4 Barney's Sidecar) Andy:"Aunt Bee, we don't wanna kill him! Maybe hurt him a little, but we don't wanna kill him!"
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    (Season 3 State of the County) Boss Hogg:"Ahhh my speech! Dang blasted! The way yer drivin' I'd rather take my chances with another bomb!" Rosco:"Well, you want me to catch 'em don't you?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah. But I wanna be alive when we get there!"
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    Titanic
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    Y'all remember there being 2 Sheriff's of Hatchapee County? Sheriff Emmitt "Spike" Loomis and Sheriff Floyd? Well, my theory about this is that maybe Sheriff Emmitt "Spike" Loomis got his pension retired and stayed home then to take care of his wife and kids if had a wife and kids, and Sheriff Floyd ran for election and got voted in to take over.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode Little Island, Big Gun. Jackson Farrell:"Before long, a boat will arrive to pick me up! Until then, I don't want any problems. If any problems do arise, I won't hesitate to eliminate them. Any questions?" Gilligan:"I have a question." Jackson Farrell:"Oh?" Gilligan:"You got any bullets in that gun?" Jackson Farrell:(shoots gun at upper hut doorway beam, bang)"Anymore questions?" Gilligan shakes his head no.
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    Hello Neil and welcome to HazzardNet! According to the old TNN(The Nashville Network/The National Network) special The Life and Times of The Dukes of Hazzard it's mentioned by Balladeer Phil Crowley of that special that "The stunt men destroyed approximately 229 Chargers over the 7 seasons The Dukes of Hazzard series aired on Network television. They also destroyed hundreds of squad cars and other vehicles."
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    The French title for The Dukes of Hazzard is The Sheriff is a Fool. In Italy, it's called Hazzard. What are some of the titles in other countries?
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    (Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke) Luke Duke:"Look up ahead! Looks like Sheriff Little's got the road blocked!" Bo Duke:"He's only got the middle blocked cousin!"(drives around Sheriff Little's car.) Waylon Jennings:"You see, Chickasaw County is as poor as Jones Turkey! They only got one police car. And one car don't make a very good road block."
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    (Season 3 My Son, Bo Hogg) Sheriff Little:"Well, looks like we caught you with yer pudgy little hand in the whiskey jar, didn't we?"
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    Cousin Hobie wow!
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    (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Cooter Davenport:"Shoot fire and save box matches!" Luke Duke:"Cooter Davenport you ain't got the sense the good Lord promised a turkey!" Cooter Davenport:"Hey Luke! Whatsay Bo?" Construction Worker:(to Cooter)"Yer crazy man!" Bo Duke:"Ain't you gonna see what he did with your car?" Luke Duke:"You borrowed my car this morning. What'd you do with it?" Cooter Davenport:"Oh. I used it to run the Sheriff off the road to make him mad. When he jumped out-" Bo Duke:"You jumped into his right? Well, why did you steal the sheriff's car?" Cooter:"Well, he impounded mine! Seemed only fair to take his." Luke Duke:"Usin' my car. That's real good Cooter!" Bo Duke:"Well, I told you not to lend Cooter yer car!" Luke Duke:"Cooter, you got any idea what it's gonna take to straighten all this out?" Cooter Davenport:"No." Bo Duke:"Well hello bandit. Now, what's that doin' in there?" Cooter Davenport:"He's bringin' 'em in." Luke Duke:"Who is?" Cooter Davenport:"Sheriff Rosco Coltrane!"
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