Skipper Duke

(Season 3 The Loaded Goat) Otis Campbell:(To Jimmy the goat)"Uncle Nat!? What're you doin' here?"(Realizing it's a goat not Uncle Nat.)"Hey. Yer not Uncle Nat! Yer a goat."

Update y'all. The Fun World Skipper's hat still hasn't arrived yet.

(Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings) Waylon Jennings:"Now I woulda joined in. But I just didn't wanna hurt my hands." (He says this when Bo & Luke are beating up the museum truck hijackers.)

As Gomer Pyle would say "Wow golly Cousin Roger! Your body must really be smarting!"(hurting)

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(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:"Why does a man climb a mountain? Because it's there."

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"You have smashed it! You have smashed it!"(Professor threw a coconut & it hit the hypnotic mind controlling ring device with it, breaking the device.) Professor:"Who was that!?" Skipper:"What are we doing with all these coconuts!?" Professor:"Wait! Come back! We're stranded!" Mr. Howell:"Rescue us, rescue us!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Gaah, gaah!"(sails away in boat.) Gilligan:"I'll get him! I'll get him!"(Drives bamboo car into Lagoon trying to chase boat.)

Bandit:"Well, hello Smokey."

Any of y'all fans of this Fright Night sequel?

Any of y'all fans of this Chris Sarandon movie?

Bandit:"When you get that damn dog in the truck you can put the hammer down because at that time, that smokey will have gone by you." Snowman:"How'd he know that?"

(Season 3 Up at Bat) The Skipper:"I Knocked and Knocked and No One is Answering What Do You Make of that Inspector Sherlock ?." Professor:"It's elementary dear Watney! Nobody's at home! We've come to the wrong castle!"

(Season 2. Finale of Season 2. Episode 32 : Meet The Meteor) The Skipper:"Oh Boy !" Gilligan:"Skipper." The Skipper:"Well Skipper's are Allowed..." Gilligan:"How about that Instead of Getting The Lead Out, We're Getting The Lead Back in..." The Skipper:"Yes, Gilligan Dig !."

(Season 2 The Rustlers) Lulu is going off on Boss on the phone. He gives his driver the CB "Here Alex. You listen to 'er for awhile!"

UFO

(Season 2 A Medal for Opie) Barney Fife:"We'll make one great big muscle out of you." Andy Taylor:"Except in Opie's case, we'll try to stop at the neck."

Mars Bar

(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Skipper:(Opening hut closet and sees Kona in there.)"I don't believe it!"(Closes closet door, catching his hand in door.) "Doop! I do believe it! I do believe it! Gilligan! Look in there!"

I have Gilligan name for Corona Virus. I call it "The Kona Virus" whoever dug him up needs to put him back pronto! Kona is the evil native tiki god statue remember in Season 1 Episode 10 Waiting for Watubi.

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Someone on Facebook made this meme. They have a picture with it of Cheech & Chong in The Love Machine car. I can't put the picture here because my Flickr has run out of uploads. I have to pay to upgrade to unlimited. I cannot pay so no more new uploads there. Anyways... Here is the meme and it's 1 comment. Hope y'all enjoy. Cheech:"Hey man how far is this Hazzard County ,say man what’s the name of the joint we’re playing at?" Chong:"It’s called the Boars Nest a fellow name Hogg runs the place." Cheech:"Hows my driving?" Chong:"I think we’re still parked man." Comment: Don’t be speeding or you be singing

Bandit:"Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to em." Carrie/Frog:"I’m a professional." Bandit:"In that case you shouldn’t be wearing white." Carrie/Frog:"Do we really want to talk about legs?" Bandit:"Well one of us wants to." Carrie/Frog:"Did you know i was on Broadway once!!"

Police car(race car driver get pulled over)

Little Buddy Many times we hear The Skipper calling Gilligan "Little Buddy". One might think this was an original part of the script. However, this was a term that Alan Hale Jr often used when referring to members on the set. In fact, a couple of years before Gilligan's Island, Hale was using this term in a 1962 episode of The Andy Griffith Show called “The Farmer Takes a Wife”. Hale plays a farmer named “Big” Jeff Pruitt, who refers to his partner, Barney, as his “Little Buddy.” Moving to Gilligan's Island again, when Schwartz heard Hale use this term with his crewmates, he decided to write it into the script and that is how Gilligan began to be called The Skipper's, "Little Buddy".