Skipper Duke

This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode The Producer. Gilligan wants to do Carpenter's Handbook as a musical.

(Season 3 All About Eva) Mr. Howell:"You See Mrs. Howell Will Invite Eva to Tea. And if My Diplomacy's Intact ?, She'll never Know that It's a Bribe... Ha-Ha..."

(Season 3 Bang, Bang, Bang) Gilligan:"Hey Skipper, these bananas have pits!" Skipper:"Bananas Don't have Pits! Your Head Maybe... But not bananas!" Gilligan:"These ones do."(spits out fillings.)"See? Pits." Skipper:"Gilligan, those aren't pits. Little Buddy, you lost 2 fillings."

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Ginger:(trying to seduce the robot.)Ginger:"Hiya tall dark and mechanical." Robot:"I do not understand." Ginger:"Let me make it clearer for you. I've been stuck on this island for a very long time. Understand?" Robot:"I understand." Ginger:"And I want you to get me off." Robot:"I am programmed for that task." Ginger:"Well then, gee whiz. Can't you put your mind to it. Concentrate on it for Ginger?"

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(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Everyone is locked in the Sheriff(Skipper's) makeshift rock/cave/bamboo jail by overzealous Deputy(Gilligan). Mrs. Howell:"What did Gilligan say this is?" Skipper:"It's own creation Missus Howell! Coconut potpie!" Mr. Howell:"I don't have to eat this slop! I've got friends on the outside, and one of them happens to be a chef!"

(Season 1 The Big Gold Strike) Mr. Howell:"I hope that provisions have been made for my bag of gold aboard your raft." Skipper:"Nothing doing.The Professor here knows exactly how much that raft will support." Professor:"That's right. With our combined weight, and the weight of the provisions, we can't take a chance. Gold is very heavy." Ginger:"My bag isn't heavy." Ginger unsuccessfully tries to lift her bag of gold. Mary Ann:"Mine's as lite as a feather." Mary Ann also tries to lift her bag of gold. Mrs. Howell:"Can't I take a teensy-weensy little bag of gold?" Skipper:"How teensy-weensy a bag?" Mrs. Howell lifts a large bag of gold and shows it to Skipper. Mrs. Howell:"This teensy-weensy?" Skipper:"No!" Mrs. Howell drops her bag of gold, which lands on Mr. Howell's foot. Mr. Howell:"(in pain)"Oh!"

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Waylon Jennings:"Daisy's just like all the Dukes. She could find trouble in paradise." (He says this after the bad guy sneak up on Daisy in Boss Hogg's Boars Nest office, when she's opening the place up for business. And the bad guy covers Daisy's mouth so she can't yell for help before they tie her up to Boss Hogg's barber chair.)

(Season 2 The Ghost of General Lee) Maybelle:"Operator. Operator." Daisy Duke:"Maybelle! Give me the Sheriff's station!" Enos: [checking off something] "There you go." [phone rings] Enos:"Sheriff's office. Deputy Enos Strate speakin'." Daisy Duke:"Enos! You've got to come over to the Boars Nest, quick!" Enos:"I appreciate the invite, Daisy.... It's mighty nice of you. But I'm on duty right now, honey." Daisy Duke:"This ain't an invite. There are two dudes here tryin' to rob Boss Hogg's safe!" Enos:"They are? Oh... Well, I'll be right there!" Daisy Duke:"Please hurry!"

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(Season 1 Water, Water, Everywhere) Professor"Gilligan, don't strike that match! There may be explosive gases down there!"

(Season 7 No More Mr. Nice Guy) Boss Hogg:"Wait a minute! If she's your sister, that makes you my brother-in-law. I had no idea how low I'd really sunk."

(Season 1 The Sound of Qucking) Skipper:"Why did wave him off?"..... Gilligan:"He forgot to put his feet down." Skipper:"Well, get him back in here!"

(Season 5 The Great Insurance Fraud) Waylon Jennings:(after Lavinia's boyfriend Ward S. Davis sneaks up on Vance, and knocks him out.)"Well, at least Vance didn't have to drink her lemonade. Cuz you know a woman who looks like that can't cook."

(Season 1 The Sound of Quacking) Gilligan:"Fly!" Skipper:"It's no use Gilligan! That duck's not going anywhere, but in a pot!"

Kait Tucker... Thank ya!

(Season 1 Angel on the Island) The Skipper:"Gilligan I Want You to Forget I'm Your Skipper." Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"I Want You to Forget I'm Twice as Big Than You." Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"What did You Really Think of My Acting?" Gilligan:"It's Forgotten." The Skipper:"What did Really Think of it?" The Parrot:"Terrible, Terrible, Terrible." Gilligan:"Don't Pay Any Attention to Him He's Only Hears What He's Been Taught. The Skipper:"And Who's Been Teaching Him?" The Parrot:"Gilligan, Gilligan., Gilligan." Gilligan:"Blabbermouth."

(Season 1 New Neighbor Sam) Sam the Parrot:"Sam's a Pretty Parrot." Gilligan:"His Name Must be Sam." Skipper:"That's Good Thinking Gilligan."

(Season 1 How to Be a Hero) Mr. Howell : Alright Show a Little Knee, Not You Skipper !, Mary Ann... Cheesecake!"

This set of tributes comes from the Season 1 episode The Sound of Quacking.

(Season 1 Repo Men) Boss Hogg:"Ace look alive! Listen, I want you to repossess that Rolls!" Ace Parker:"But Boss. You don't know what yer askin'. Those guys are big, mean, an' Yankee talkin'." Boss Hogg:"Well, if you don't wanna repossess it, I'll send the Sheriff! I'll send Rosco!" Lulu Hogg:"J. D.! Don't you send my baby brother on a suicide mission! I had you make him Sheriff so he'd have a safe job!"

Daniel Duke... Thank ya!

Daniel Duke... Thank ya!