I can't remember the episode but it's ...oh wait ......." Two Too Many Roscos". that's it! Rosco: OK....this is a kidnapping, right? Bad Guy: Believe me sheriff, you're not being kidnapped. We just sort of ....borrowed you for a little while." Rosco: Ohhh.....that rattles my slats! ( one of the best lines of all time...used it a few times myself!) You don't borrow a human being....you borrow a cup of sugar maybe....kee kee"