Hobie Hartkins

Job

Fozzie

Fuzz ( a 1970's expression for cops)* * COP= Constipated On Pastries!

copper

ain't that the truth! I wish he was still here. I would've liked to have met him!

Yes! My European, Hazzardite friend comes through like always!!

Well guys....looks like it's Friday night.....and I DO have to work tomorrow but it won't be THAT bad, I hope. But tonight, it's Friday night and just like in '79-'85....it's Friday....the official DOH Day of the week. In here, every day is sunny, ( ever notice how it hardly ever rained in Hazzard but they were able to farm? LOL!) and is a Friday or Friday night......and everybody knows everybody else and even " Enemies" ( notice the quotes) don't really HATE on each other! This and many other reasons, ( there are problems but they all get solved and there's a happy ending!), are why I love Hazzard and will live here until I am buried in Boss's cemetary ( Hoss.....what was the name? ...can't remember..... Hogg's Heavenly Acres?? ......it's on the opposite side of the county from my car lot and I never get over there! I live in the building I work at. It saves me from drinking and driving. I save that for The Moonshine 400, which is coming up later this summer! You guys be getting ready for it or if you want to qualify, to race yourself, you better let me know!

That is PERFECT! You can't GET any better than that! Way to go! ( I'll save you a jug of my finest, if you'll come on by the car lot!)

Twins

Hey, you know, I think you're on to something there. Offendaphobic- someone who is offeneded at people being offended or someone who is scared of being offended at people being offended!

Electric

says Roger.....trying to disguise himself as a leftist liberal!!

bean

Hertz

come on Roger....we're all friends here in Hazzard......you can level with us...YOU watched it and laid it on your little girl! Ha! Ha!

He was too busy watching me and Tilly May sneak off behind the hay bales !! LOL!

Hey there RWD81....it's good to see you!

Hey bud, sorry I missed you when you first posted this but it's good to see you! You'll find out the people in here, North or South, are hard core Confederates! TDOH ALL THE WAY!!

If you ever make it out to my direction, let me know. I can show you 3-4 General Lees!

WOW! Those planes! Daisy's car too! Andrew, you are awesome! You've got tons of talent! I'm very impressed!

So many brainwashed stupid people and many from the South, just can't see commoan sense and reality!

Did it have a Dixie Horn? You should've motioned for him to blow his horn!

I'm surprised someone from there would have a "Terrible" flag like that on their car!

Oh yes....Tillie Mays mama has been giving me the eye and I think after the race is over....maybe we can go on a private...uh...hay ride!

Yes, but remember...it's the Moonshine 400....we were going to make it 500 but nobody could stay steady that long!! LOL!!