Hobie Hartkins

Woodstock ( I'm trippin' man!! :) )

That's just a piece of trash trying to cover for himself! Of course, it also show how she raised him!

Road

We can have a contest...who can drink more....?? you and your Birch Beer or me and my Pepsi Max??

knife

Just remember everybody....your favorite used car salesman and town drunk has the same year as the superbowl! I'm 55 ( August 31, 1965) and the Superbowl is 55! ....( I'm not really a drunk...I just have a nip ( a sip...lol) every now and then ( you never waste a sip!...oh my......so smooth!) I'm not really much into alcohol but I play one on Hazzard Net...LOL! Ha! Ha! Pepsi Max however.......!!!!! )

HA! HA! HA!

I STILL say you got a tip from somebody at the Boar's Nest!!

Moby Dick

I think it may be the old " Double Hazzard Fake"....???

LOL!! you know all The Ridge Runner's secrets! ( You sure you never ran hooch in Hazzard? )

LOL....I'll never tell !! LOL!!

Yes...you being here ranks right up there with the new still I just built behind the car lot!

You'll have to forgive me....the first time I wrote my name down I was busy takin' a sip and didn't do it right the first time!

oh, and congratulations Spike!! I don't know how you got that close to the actual score but there's a rumor going around the Boar's Nest that you had some inside info. from Swamp Molly!! .....or maybe Ma Harper??

This is true but I think Mahomes screwed up a lot too. They were just out classed! Hey, the TB owners have to get their money's worth! ( I don't know what Gronk is making but I know Brady signed a $50 million dollar contract.

Well, you're part of it cousin Roger!

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! I finally broke down and changed my name to the correct spelling! ( I'm so proud of myself! ) Bozo Buttons and card board cookies for everyone!!

Herring

https://t.co/oqEBHwiw8A?amp=1 This is the more direct link!

https://twitter.com/i/redirect?url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fi%2Ftopics%2Ftweet%2F1357778133399830528%3Fcn%3DZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D%26refsrc%3Demail&t=1+1612706290845&cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&sig=0dfc483f34262036f3e49d6d84e2e41bedfed6eb&iid=6fd906b844da4f0ab22a7d8cfac8151e&uid=1873485841&nid=244+281088008

I'm right! The Bucs will win...but nowhere near the scores I thought.....on either side!!

trap

A little girl was staring at me before Christmas ( she was with her grandmother, I think), at the bank and I waved my beard at her and said " Ho ho ho , if you're not good, I won't come and see you." Her grandmother leaned over to her ear and while she looked up at me, she pointed and said, " You see there? That's what I've been telling you?" LOL! Even the girls behind the counter laughed!

college professor's speech!