Hobie Hartkins

That says a mouthful right there! You NEVER know.......

Hobie finally sees his chance and he floors it and takes a big swig of his special shine! He's starting to feel it but that's ok....he's passed Meadow, Roger and somebody that....looked like Hoss?? Anyway, he isn't going to let Garrett's surprise move take him out of it! Hobie puts the heel to the steel and passes everybody....but...he's feeling it and starts coughing....and ....his allergies start acting up. He has just passed Garrett ( he owed the guy one for beating him last year! ) He doesn't know how much longer he can hold on to the lead, now that he's got it. ......

Kyle Busch, 2-time NASCAR champ, dies at 41 after illness – NBC Los Angeles

Thanks Hoss! This inspired me to pull out my copy! So tomorrow, I'll go by Walmart, get myself some Hootch and then head to the bank and get money to run on until next week. Then later on, after all is said/done, I'll have a GREAT DOHD, watching Moon Runners and indulging, PLUS the wife doesn't have to be at work Sat. so I can sleep in! * They ain't like puppies Bobby Lee , they don't just follow you home! LOL! ....you guys remember?

The XXX on the Moonshine jug, was the number of times the shine had been run through the still to purify it, so it wouldn't be dangerous to drink. So.....3X.....XXX= three runs through the still! made it safe and it wouldn't blind you. XXX

Living in Hazzard County, for me, would be a UTOPIA

not really sure...seems like he raced really well 2-3 yrs. ago.

My favorite now, is Denny Hamlin

TDOH was set in the fictitious Hazzard County, in Georgia NOT the REAL county of Hazard in KENTUCKY!

I caught up with everybody as soon as I saw you were going to be ok. I think your woman may have been guilty of nipping at the Hooch I keep on Pit Road! LOL! I'm way out in the boon docks now and I'm passing most everybody! I might have to make a pit stop and put some of Jesse's Finest in my tank! I think I saw Burl Toliver out on his place, doing some fencing......I thought he was going to be in this race!

the cops on DOH, regardless of which county, were all IDIOTS!

Hobie looked back at the commotion caused by Jesse and his buddy Elon and decided to be a good sport, so he just smiled and waved at them while he slowed up to wait for them!

OK folks......the racers are starting their engines and the crowd is going wild......maybe from Jesse's Shine....?? ....anyway....Hobie is at the starting line with The Moonshine Mauler and he has a tankful AND a snoot full!! There no way cousin Roger, Hoss or anybody else is going to beat him! .... AND THEY"RE OFF!!! Hobie is throwing up mud and chunks of dirty with his knobby tires and is flying down the straightway of the starting line! I don't see anybody even CLOSE to me and I'm making good time, wth my Mauler !! This might be an easy win! I'm about to open my 3rd beer in a min. and crank up some Marshall Tucker on my stereo!

I just looked her up.......she doesn't LOOK fake....just make up....I'd give her a 9 or 10!

the race might only be one Hazzzard evening but we always stretch it out to a few evenings in HazzardNet time. Hazzard Time is the best time! We can start it now and it can be going for who knows how long? This is what makes Hazzard so great! Very few constraints! We can get by with stuff most people can't !!