That reminds me of a Steven Wright joke:
"I was in a bookstore, and I started talking to a French-looking girl. She was a bilingual illiterate. She couldn’t read in two different languages."
You're a Millennial! According to Wikipedia, Millennials start with those born in the early '80s, and end with those born somewhere between the mid-90s and early 2000s. They are also known as Generation Y. I'm Generation X.
As a tribute to Don Pedro Colley, a line from "Dead and Alive": Rosco: "Listen, you know something? I have half a mind to write you a ticket." Sheriff Little: "Coltrane, you ain't even got a QUARTER of a mind, no less half."
I'd been saving that one . Welcome to the thread, ncDukeBoy01.
"I don't think even you dodos will be able to WRECK these three-WHEELERS." - (from "Twin Trouble")