Meadowmufn

Why? You'll just toss it at someone instead of eat it. You guys are always tossing popcorn in the Boar's Nest and never cleanin' it up. I don't want a food fight in the forums too!

Gitcher own popcorn! LOL.

WITHOUT gravy? You gotta have the gravy, cousin. It's the only way to go!

Don't waste yer breath, Alex. I don't think she gets it. LOL.

Mostly tails that aren't your own, right?

Ooh! Doc's back. This should be interesting!

I usually hear a chorus of kazoos playing Stars and Stripes Forever. Crickets would be an improvement.

We now return to our regularly scheduled forum thread. The topic was the dog collar challenge. Please continue...

I'll tell ya who to be afraid of.... me! One click and I can wish you away into the cornfield. So simmer down folks.

Whatever you do, don't go down to the basement!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I believe ya.

Why do I feel like I'm babysittin' a buncha delinquents? "If y'all don't settle down, I'm gonna pull this car over and GIVE you somethin' to be sorry for." LOL.

Who was that directed at? LOL.

Allllllllllllllllllright now, innuendo is one thang, but there ain't gonna be no violence between members on my forums... specially by no greenhorn that ain't been 'round here for more than a month. Tone it down or we'll really have to start slappin' the cuffs on folks. I'm talkin' forum warnin's and infractions.

Lemme get this straight. Yer sayin' that the person who started this perverted sideshow in the first place, namely me, is somehow going to be mad at all the innuendo and double entendres posted by everyone else? LOL. That's actually pretty amusing...

*wipes face off* Thanks, but I already took a shower today.

Big enough for your head? I don't know.

Not if she aims for your head...

Well, considerin' how juvenile this thread has been so far, this can't hurt none... MaryAnne and Alex, sittin' in a tree... LOL!

Ooh! And a little holster with a cap gun! You think a hat would be too much?

There's a small problem with that, Brian. Umm, where are we gonna pin the Deputy badge?

Sure! I have more rocks in my backyard than I know what to do with. I'd love to get rid of 'em. *pitch*

Or one of these! I like my cocktails stirred, not shaken. Khee!

Not to mention the slurred speech.