Meadowmufn
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I'll tell ya who to be afraid of.... me! One click and I can wish you away into the cornfield. So simmer down folks.
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Whatever you do, don't go down to the basement!
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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. I believe ya.
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Why do I feel like I'm babysittin' a buncha delinquents? "If y'all don't settle down, I'm gonna pull this car over and GIVE you somethin' to be sorry for." LOL.
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Who was that directed at? LOL.
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Allllllllllllllllllright now, innuendo is one thang, but there ain't gonna be no violence between members on my forums... specially by no greenhorn that ain't been 'round here for more than a month. Tone it down or we'll really have to start slappin' the cuffs on folks. I'm talkin' forum warnin's and infractions.
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Lemme get this straight. Yer sayin' that the person who started this perverted sideshow in the first place, namely me, is somehow going to be mad at all the innuendo and double entendres posted by everyone else? LOL. That's actually pretty amusing...
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*wipes face off* Thanks, but I already took a shower today.
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Big enough for your head? I don't know.
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Not if she aims for your head...
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Well, considerin' how juvenile this thread has been so far, this can't hurt none... MaryAnne and Alex, sittin' in a tree... LOL!
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Ooh! And a little holster with a cap gun! You think a hat would be too much?
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There's a small problem with that, Brian. Umm, where are we gonna pin the Deputy badge?
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Sure! I have more rocks in my backyard than I know what to do with. I'd love to get rid of 'em. *pitch*
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Or one of these! I like my cocktails stirred, not shaken. Khee!
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Not to mention the slurred speech.
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Alex is short for Alexander. Brandy Alexander is a cocktail made with crème de cacao with gin or brandy and sweet cream. Now, we all know that brandy is a spirit distilled from wine or from the fermented juice of grapes or of apples, peaches, plums, etc. You can deduce from this that brandy is fruity. And if you drink enough of it, it will make you loopy. Thus, Alex is a fruit loop. Khee!
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Nutty? Perhaps. It's no wonder. Lookie here.. Coltrane Col-trane col [kol] Meteorology. the region of relatively low pressure between two anticyclones. trane [treyn] also train. -a line or procession of persons, vehicles, animals, etc., traveling together. So, technically us Coltranes are mess-a folks travelin' through life together, surrounded by chaos. Sounds about right.
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I just LOVE the tiara. It just pulls the whole outfit together.
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Didja forget Sadie's new collar? If we don't get 7 1/2 stories, she don't get a new one. And she sorely needs a new one. LOL.
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Magical mufns, maybe. But no enchanted brownies, mmm kay?
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Watch me pull a rabbit... er, I guess this is the DOG collar challenge, so... watch me pull a dog out of this post!
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No comment..
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Well, y'all gotta admit, this has been one of the more lively challenge threads in recent memory. Khee! If it gets any more risque, we might have to lock it away in the HazzardNet Red Light District. ROFL.
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And might I ask what the $%^& any of this has to do with the dog collar challenge? (That's a rhetorical question. Please don't answer it.)
