RogerDuke

Rain sure has been a problem with NASCAR this year. Oh well, considering recent droughts in the south, I'm sure not everybody is complaining. We've had a pretty dry spring here in northwest Pennsylvania though.

*Because it was dark I was unable to see the sarcastic look on Garrett's face and being too tired to tell Garrett's voice had a sarcastic tone, I respond with frustration* Listen, I know I'm a little older than you but are you serious about not knowing that cigarettes used to be called coffin sticks? *sounding annoyed now but in reality, simply exhausted* I'm sorry I'm being grumpy, I'm just really tired and I have to get some shut-eye before I pass out....so I'll see ya at noon *sits in Mustang, yawns and drives off hoping the powerful 390 c.i. engine with customized exhaust doesn't wake Garrett's sister and kids*

Just for fun, I'm going to disagree with B.L. and go with 9 am.

Bo 27 Luke 22 Daisy 2 Jesse 29 Cooter 15 Enos 5 took one from Cooter and gave it to Jesse

On A Snowy Christmas Night (Elvis) (regarding my last post, that was Tom T. Hall)

*looks at Garrett in a scolding way* "I thought you told me you were giving up them coffin sticks. Did you not give them up at all or did you, and then start back up again? ......oh well, anyway, you know where still sight number three is....it's just off of Jimson Lane on that old path.....remember a couple years ago, in the fall, you were riding Mis Tizdale's back-up dirt bike and there was a spot where the leaves were covering up a deep puddle. You couldn't tell there was water there because there were so many leaves floating on it and it looked like solid ground. As soon as your front tire hit it, you flipped right over the handlebars." *chuckles* "Anyway, there's a reason I want to meet there. I'll explain it all when you get there with the money. How about making it high noon instead of 11?"

Bo 26 Luke 23 Daisy 1 Jesse 28 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

Who's name was mispelled on "One Armed Bandits?" A) D.J. Hogg Roscoe C) Jessie D) Ennos

I've said it before and I'll say it again. You sure know your NASCAR Garrett. I took my 8 year old grandson to his first race tonight. Actually it was just (free admission) practice night at the local dirt track in northeast Ohio but it was pretty exciting anyway. We had a great time and he wants to go back next weekend. I wore my orange 01 hat and got a chance to strike up conversations with two different Dukes fans and told them about HazzardNet. Hopefully at least one of them will be dropping by.

GeneraLLeeGirl and B.L. got all three right. Which of these were on "One Armed Bandits"? Lucky Luciano or Dobro Doolin Ernest the bank clerk or Hazel the prison guard Honest John Ledbetter or Big Dan Haskins

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 2 Jesse 28 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

Old Dogs, Children and Watermellon Wine (I must be losing my memory. I can't believe I can't remember the guy's name who sings this)

Hey Garrett, you said "they will be penalized if they attempt to pass on the apron" Does that mean they will lose points for the race and season or they will get fined or both? Thanks again for your updates. I really appreciate you keeping us informed. Who are the top three drivers in points for the season?

*emerging from the front of the Mustang the second time, I stand up and reassure Garrett* "That was just Scooter Harkins delivering the Hazzard Gazzette. It looks like he went to the Porter farm and turned around to head back to his next delivery....nothing to worry about....it's just a good thing you don't subscribe 'er he woulda stopped here. Well, I suppose we'll worry about it tomorrow. Should I come over later or would that make your sister ask too many questions? We could meet somewhere if you want. How 'bout still sight number 3?" *yawns*

Belated Happy Birthday Coy. I hope ya had a great day. (Byron Cherry April 17)

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 3 Jesse 27 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse

LOL You didn't use one of the words from the song I posted

Give Me That Old Time Religion

*I open the drivers side door of the Mustang ang get out, leaning on the roof* "Hey, I'm sorry....listen, if you'd feel better having me hang onto it, I'll do it. I just thought you'd want to since it was your idea to begin with...." *pauses and looks around alarmingly* "Hang on a second, do you hear that? It's a car.....git behind the bushes!!" *I get in front of the Mustang and lay on the ground as the headlights begin to brighten the area*

Bo 24 Luke 23 Daisy 5 Jesse 26 Cooter 17 Enos 5 took one from Bo and gave it to Jesse

texasdaisy and GeneralLeeGirl got it right. Thelma Claire Rogers is running for office....against J.D. Hogg

I saw some highlights on sports tonight Garrett (including Jeff Gordon's crash) but I'm looking forward to your analysis of it.

*I yawn as I pull into Garrett's driveway* "I don't mean to be rude or anything but I'm heading home to git some sleep. I was doing pretty good there for awhile but now I feel like I just hit a brick wall. When yer my age, you'll know what its like. As far as the money goes, we're really not in any hurry so you just hang on to it and count it tonight or in the morning and I'll come over and see ya sometime tomorrow. I'm sure it goes without saying to not talk about it on the CB or phone." *puts the car in park and looks at Garrett for a reaction*

You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma (I think it was Shelly West and David Fizell) (Hey daisyxenos, I think that was Little Texas)

Bo 25 Luke 23 Daisy 5 Jesse 25 Cooter 16 Enos 6 took one from Daisy and gave it to Jesse