RogerDuke

Bo 43 Luke 48 Jesse 9

This is so cool. How long does it take to put one of these together? I'll play it tomorrow. I'm logging off for tonight. Thanks HossC. You're a welcome addition to the HazzardNet!!!

*after the call gets through Jesse does most of the talking* "I just got at call from Cousin Alice. She's over there at the Boar's Nest but I don't think she's going to be staying too long. Swamp Molly was in Boss's office but Alice had to hang up when she came out because she didn't want Molly knowing she was talking to me. Anyway, something's going on out at the swamp. Alice didn't say what it was but I've never heard her sounding like that before. She's scared. I can hear the fear in her voice. I need you to head on over there right away. Don't tell either of them you know anything. Just pretend you just happened to stop by. See if you can get any information out of either one of them that might tell ya what the heck's happenin' out there. If Alice doesn't want to wrastle ya, we know something's really bad. In the meantime I'm heading in there too but I might not make it before they leave. That's why I need you to git over there quick. This sounds serious."

This is probably an easy question. Has Dale Jr. been mathematically eliminated from the Chase?

ROFL.....You crack me up Hoss!!

Bo 43 Luke 49 Jesse 8

Really big smile on my face right now...you got me good on that one Garrett! We're happy to have you here HossC. The crazier the better. The C in your name is for crazy, right?

When I first saw these pictures I didn't really like it but, on second thought, this car is kinda cool. Anything that promotes the show in a positive way is okay in my book!

Awesome! I'm happy for you. If you talk to the Dukes fan that sold it to you, tell him about the HazzardNet!!

It's August already! This summer's flying faster than the General Lee rushing down Mill Post Road trying to get the mortgage money to Boss so the boys can save the Duke farm. Sure enough, Boss ran some scam again to make the payment late but that doesn't mean all Hoggs are bad. In fact, August's fan of the month is one of the nicest folks on the HazzardNet and that's why Jami Lee Hogg has been selected for this month's honor. Jami's only been in our website family for a year and a half but that's more than enough time to make a big impact and make a lot of friends too. She's a loyal HazzardNet family member who logs in every day and contributes to several threads. Jami selected her screen name because she loves the character Jamie Lee Hogg from the episode "Mrs. Daisy Hogg." Luckily for her, Jamie can be a name for a girl or a boy so she simply dropped the "e" to make it more clear. Jami's family thinks she's obssessed with the Dukes of Hazzard. We can relate. Jami loves the show for many of the same reasons a lot of us do. She loves the values taught by Uncle Jesse and the comedy of Boss and Rosco. And she loves the fact that the show makes you forget your troubles....just like the HazzardNet does. Jami's favorite character is Luke. Her favorite episodes are "Goodbye General Lee", "Dear Diary" and (you guessed it) any episode that features Luke. She has met John Schneider and Tom Wopat and considers the picture she has of her and Tom together, one of her most valuable pocessions. She owns all 7 seasons of the show and has a wide variety of Dukes toys, memoribillia and autographs from the cast members. She has three dogs. One is named Sorrell for Boss Hogg. She has three ferrets. One is named Daisy. She also has a pet fish. I wonder if it's one that Luke caught in the Hazzard Pond and released in Jami's fish tank. Her favorite country singers are Garth, Reba, Rascal Flatts and Confederate Railroad. She loves taking pictures and specializes in black and white photography. She's loves NASCAR and is a big Dale Jr. fan and has been a fan of his for his entire career. Jami is a small town girl who's top three priorities in life are family, God and friends. She sure has a lot of friends with her HazzardNet family and we appreciate all her contributions to the best website on the internet.

Thanks for the update Garrett. I was in Ohio all day and didn't see a single lap. It sounds like nobody got hurt too bad and that's all that matters. Thanks again.

Jesse "I can tell by that crackling in your voice that yer talkin' on Cooter's CB. He can fix anything on wheels but still can't figure out what's making his CB crackle so much. Anyhow, I'm glad yer at Cooter's by a phone 'cause I'd much rather talk to you where half of Hazzard ain't listening....so give me a call 'cause I got another job fer ya. I'll be a sittin' here a waitin' fer this here phone ta ring. I'm gone."

Could you just tell what make and year they were just by looking at them? If so, I'm impressed!!

Gee wizz Garrett, I thought you were going to say "Young is an adjective that describes RogerDuke."

You folks are smarter than Columbo, better looking than Charlie's Angels, more clever than Sherlock Holmes and more fun to be around than Shaggy and Scooby-Do. If I ever need a detective I'm heading to the HazzardNet.

Bo 44 Luke 49 Jesse 7

I punched my information in again because I wanted a second opinion after they told me I wrote like Larry the Cable Guy. This time I answered most of the questions truthfully and it came back that I write like Garrett Duke. Now I ask you good folks of the HazzardNet.....Is my writing really that bad?

Frustrated that there was a lot of work to be done on the farm in Luke and Daisy's absence, Jesse sat down and sipped his iced tea and thought for a moment. He then quietly muttered to himself "Ya know I wouldn't be too surprised if Bo was planning on stopping by the Boar's Nest for a cold one before he heads into town. Maybe I can just add another thing to his list." *groans as he gets off his comfortable kitchen chair and walks to the other side of the room where the CB is located then checks to make sure it's still on channel 22* "This is Shepherd to Lone Sheep.....Shepherd to Lone Sheep....ya got yer ears on?"

Just my luck. I live in Pennsylvania and I'll be in Ohio all day for NASCAR's only race in my state. (Actually I'm on the opposite end of the state. I think the Poconos is a 6 hour drive from me so it's not like it's in my neighborhood). I do know one guy who lived near there. He said it's not a good idea to get stuck in traffic after the big race! BTW How long's AJ Allmendinger been around?

Well Garrett, so far you're the only expert we got. I shouldn't use the word "only" because you're so good you're really all we need. This is just a suggestion. Let me know what you think. Unlike the other trivia forum where an expert asks a question and people answer, I think on this one, people should ask questions and the expert should answer. Here's the first question. Why does no NASCAR driver have number 01?....those drivers all love the Dukes of Hazzard. You'd think they'd be fighting for that number.

DaisyMaeDuke said it best.... He treats everybody like they're the most special person in the world. I'm convinced that's not because he's an actor putting on an act.... The man just has a lot of love in his heart....just like Enos.

Bo 42 Luke 52 Jesse 6