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*Morning comes to Hazzard Swamp. Jesse lets his tired and sore nephew sleep in while he got up and made coffee after restarting the fire from the burning embers. He sat on a log sipping the fresh java contemplating his next move. He watched a water snake slither from one puddle to the next as he considered all the options. Unfortunately for Jesse all the options turned into dead ends. As much as he hated to face the truth there was only one possible conclusion that could keep the residents of Hazzard safe. The swamp monster must die....hopefully today. Jesse heard Bo starting to stir around inside the tent. He wondered if he was waking up or if he just just rolling over to make himself more comfortable before falling back asleep.*

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I don't get it. I've been driving 35 years and have never had my brakes go out. He's got the best mechanics in the world working on his car and his brakes go out twice in two weeks? (I'm sure it's more complicated than it appears but it is funny when you put it in this perspective)

Will do. I hope you and your other family members stay healthy. Keep us updated.

Your little Duke fan sure is adorable Min!.... and he's grown a lot of hair since the last picture you posted.... Tell him Uncle Jesse says googgooggaagggaaggoooo (That's "have a happy 7 month birthday" in baby talk)

Our Supreme Superior Commander is related to the original Supreme Superior Commander?!?! Somehow I'm not surprised. I'm related to "Gone With the Wind's" Clark Gable (AKA The King). His mother's last name was Hershelman and so was my grandmothers. He was born 20 miles away from me and his mother is buried 10 miles from me. He also has ties to the Dukes. Bo quoted his famous "Frankly my dear...." line on "Robot P. Coltrane."

food (nice response waikiki....we owe our lives to hard working farmers)

Welcome to Hazzard County CEK01. I hope you like it here as much as I do!

Jesse 68 Luke 32

*Jesse stands up and brushes himself off* "Yea, I'm all alright.....a wild boar huh?......it's a good thing it wasn't the swamp monster 'cause yer uncle fell asleep on the job. If you're okay I reckon we should both catch some shut-eye. I guess I'm just not up to pulling an all-nighter anymore. The years are catchin' up to me." *Jesse gave his nephew a hug* "Thanks fer your help.....good job" *Relieved but feeling like a failure Jesse says no more. He went inside the tent and fell asleep*

Jesse 66 Luke 34

*In the middle of dreaming about fighting in the war Jesse wakes up to the commotion. It takes him awhile to seperate his dreamworld from reality* "What's a goin' on 'ere?!" *Jesse finally figures out where he's at and hears a nearby grunting sound. He makes a move for the shotgun but steps in the fire and catches his pantleg ablaze. Panicked, he runs to a deep puddle and puts out the fire before his skin suffers any damage. On the way back to the gun he trips on a root and his foot gets jammed underneath it.* "Bo!....Bo!...Where ya at boy? Git the shotgun!" *Jesse removes the flashlight from the pocket of his overalls and turns it on, pointing it in the direction of the grunting*

Jesse 66 Luke 34

"Now you just let me worry about the monster. You need to focus on getting some rest." FAST FORWARD FIVE HOURS Past midnight, Jesse throws another part of a dried up dead branch on the fire as Bo slept inside the tent. The old-timer then laid on a plastic sheet with his head on a dry log listening to the night insects and sounds of the bullfrogs. He thought back to his youth and the adventures he had in the Hazzard Swamp. For a moment he forgot all about the monster and the shotgun by his side. He had no intentions to fall asleep as he daydreamed back to his happy youth before he got called off to fight overseas. Tonight was the first night since the war that he had planned to spend the night on guard duty. His thoughts then drifted to that war and then those thoughts continued onto the homecoming and his happy years as a married man in the prime of his life. Then something happened he hadn't planned on. He fell asleep.

hard worker

moonshine

recycling

Jesse 65 Luke 35

I always get nervous when Cowboy's this happy.

That's hilarious! I can't stop laughing. Well, this thread did start out with a funny story and now it has an even funnier one. Good job Hoss, ya got me on that one. I wish I could shake your hand because it's not too often that old Roger Duke gets tricked.....LOL However, I did feel bad about your newspaper story. The part where you said you didn't answer was funny....of course after the inital laugh, I guess it's a little sad too....I hope you didn't miss a great opportunity.

Dixie Chicks (Poor Earl becomes a zombie. I don't feel sorry for him though)