Knowing that Boss would likely fire him if he wrecked another car, Rosco had no choice but to pin this one on the out of towner. "Arrrre you kiddin' me feller?! I don't know who you think yer talkin' to but I'm Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane and yer in Hazzard County now stranger. Now if yer planning on giving me a bad attitude from the big city yer in for a surprise here. Now I was going to give you a little break, even though all this was yer fault, but since you seem to have some kinda chip on yer shoulder, you done used up all my patience and I just might throw the book at you if you don't straighten up real quick. Now I suggest you reach in that back pocket of yers and pull out yer wallet and hand me yer drivers license so I can find out who ya are, and where yer from.....and after that yer gonna tell me why yer drivin' through my county so recklessly. Now I suggest you git that license in my hand quick or your hands are going to be in cuffs. Khee Khee! "