Jump to content

RogerDuke

Veteran
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Posts

    15,095

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    942

 Content Type 

Everything posted by RogerDuke

  1. RogerDuke
    Oz
  2. RogerDuke
    path (off the beaten path)
  3. RogerDuke
    I think it was D
  4. RogerDuke

    Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  5. RogerDuke
    problem (Houston we have a problem)
  6. RogerDuke
    Thanks for letting us know. Send me a PM with his address. It's nice of you to inform us. My hometown was destroyed by a tornado in 1985 so I'd love to help.
  7. RogerDuke
    After locating the General Lee, Rosco rummaged through the Charger looking for clues as Enos and the other three men looked on. Enos "Uh whatcha lookin' for sheriff?" Rosco "Anything I can find you dipstick. Maybe they left some kind of clue or something saying where they were going." Homer "Excuse me Rosco but I believe you need a search warrent to do that." Rosco ignored him. Wilbur "Uh I hate to ask again but are you sure I'm not going to have to shoot Mr Gordon? Boss Hogg is only paying me 20 bucks today. Hurting someone ain't worth that." Rosco "You fellers hush! I'm an experienced officer of the law and I need quiet to properly search a vehicle. Now hush. I ain't gonna say it again." The four men looked at each other. Zack Wheatly waved his fist at Rosco behind his back. Rosco "Homer, while I'm finishing this up I need you to pop the hood and take out the distributer cap and spark plug wires in case they show up while we're searching for them. Then throw them in the quicksand." Homer complied.
  8. RogerDuke
    Houston (home of NBA's Houston Rockets)
  9. RogerDuke
    If Kristy needs him, she can probably call Uncle Jesse. He did a great job delivering Mary Kaye's baby.
  10. RogerDuke
    Wow Denver, your post certainly went from one extreme to the other. I feel so sad for you losing your Momma. I pray that you will heal as soon as possible. Thanks for logging back in and updating us on your life. Please update us on Kristy as soon as you know anything. We missed you and it's great to have you back.
  11. RogerDuke
    Good point Daney but I say to do both!
  12. RogerDuke

    Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  13. RogerDuke
    kitten
  14. RogerDuke
    That's a toughie. I'll guess Dutch. Thanks for updating us on Obama. I was looking for you in the pub wearing your orange 01 hat Hoss. Thanks for explaining why you couldn't make it. Well, at least you got to sit in the front row of the royal wedding with your 01 hat on. Hopefully nobody besides me noticed it was a little greasy.
  15. RogerDuke
    In post #47 you mentioned that the Hazzard Theater was also called the Hazzard Picture Palace. I seem to remember that it once had the name Bajou in it also...possibly Hazzard Bajou Theater....although I think I'm spelling Bajou wrong. Does anybody have a recollection of that?
  16. RogerDuke
    Selma Alabama (had to think of some way of changing the subject. That's all I could think of)
  17. RogerDuke
    As the day progressed Rosco had just about given up but instructed Amos to make a pass near the shores of Hazzard Swamp on the way home. Upon spotting part of the orange hood through the branches Rosco couldn't believe his luck. "Khee Khee, I love it, I love it!" He keyed up his CB microphone. "Enos, are you still at Turtle Creek Road and Highway 128?' Enos "Uh, do I still have to hush?" Rosco "Not if you want to keep your job." Enos "Then I'm still here sheriff!" Rosco "What's your 20 Zack?" Zack "I'm on County 27 near Possum Pass." Rosco "How 'bout you Wilbur?" Wilbur "I'm sitting here in the pick-up with Homer Sneed just off Jimson Lane near the old grits mill." Rosco "Did you boys bring your shotguns Wilbur?" Wilbur "Uh, yes sir but that Jeff Gordon seems like a purrty nice feller. Yer not gonna make me shoot him are ya Rosco?" Rosco "He ain't no nice feller Wilbur. He tried to murder an officer of the law and he needs to be in jail...but I don't want ya shooting him. The guns are so he knows you're serious. Now I want all three of you hired guns to start toward the south end of Hazzard Swamp and wait for me there. Enos, run over to Amos's airstrip and pick me up."
  18. RogerDuke
    My middle grandson is two and he hasn't advanced to saying Genwal Wee. He does call everything that's orange "Duke Car" because he thinks it's the name of a color.
  19. RogerDuke
    I'll guess B (even though I just turned D in April)
  20. RogerDuke
    According to my records you're right Hoss. "Sadie Hogg Day" is the first episode where we could see the sign close enough to read Skipper Ward. Apparently they weren't allowed to use Montgomery Ward as a name although in the Georgia episodes we could see a Western Auto sign. Of course modern shows are more careful as to not give anybody free advertising. I never though about the possible connection between Skip and Skipper. Brilliant Hoss! I bet you're right because there are several cases of them naming things after people involved in making the show. Thanks for this awesome thread Hoss.
  21. RogerDuke
    LOL That's funny. You'll just have to tell her the best you can do is jump for joy when it's all done.
  22. RogerDuke

    Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  23. RogerDuke
    I wouldn't have known but I'll agree because Lizzy sounds pretty confident.
  24. RogerDuke
    Scooby Do
  25. RogerDuke
    Uh oh, I could be in trouble. MaryAnne's not usually wrong. Still, I have to stick with tan because I have my pride.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

  I accept