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Dallas is coming on in ten minutes. I wonder if Ricky Ruud is going to be on again.

There was an awesome commercial during the Super Bowl that nearly had me in tears it was so emotional. Maybe some of you folks with computer skills can figure out how to post a link to it here. It was a tribute to farmers by the late great Paul Harvey (famous for radio's "The Rest of the Story") Not only that but it was advertising Dodge trucks....something that wasn't revealed until the last second of the long commercial. And us folks here on the HazzardNet sure love vehicles made by Dodge, especially a certain orange car.

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I'm just glad the game's over because I didn't want either team to win. It was an amazing comeback attempt by the 49ers to only lose 34-31 after being down 28-6. As for me, I'm just happy that the 49ers have been denied the opportunity to sit atop the football world beside my Steelers with six Super Bowl wins.

The Ravens are leading 28-6 but I wouldn't count out the 49ers yet. The biggest concern for the niners is that their young quarterback may have bit off more than he can chew. He seems to be a little rattled but this delay might benefit him and give him time to get his head together. Still, he has his work cut out for him if he wants to win this game. It will be interesting to see what happens if it goes out again. I'm not sure if it's a factor or not but the stadium was built between 1971 and 1975. The electrical system might need updated. It's getting ready to start again after over a half hour.

Hey Brian, maybe you should start a RP and pretend you're a reporter for the Hazzard Gazzette. The economy crashing and recovering, then crashing and recovering again reminds me of the way cars crash and recover, crash and recover in Hazzard County. You could hone those skills on the RP and then apply them to our troubled economy. With your skills in the business world there would be three guys credited with the latest recovery, Ben Bernacke, Tim Geitner and yourself. It sounds like a sequel to Dukes of Hazzard. We'll call you Cooter of Wall Street. Politicians and corporations crash it, Cooter of Wall Street fixes it.

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Noticing the Dukes walking toward Jeff and Thom, Boss decides to go out the only other exit door in the farmhouse. Rosco followed behind. "Don't even look at them Rosco" ordered Boss as they walked around the corner and got in the Cougar. Rosco started the car and put it in gear and the pair headed back to the Boar's Nest. "Uh, hey Boss do you think we should go pick up Hughie and his friends?" "Are you kidding me Rosco? They can find their own way hiome." "Uh Boss, what about Clem Smethfield? This is his car after all." "Hush Rosco. I need to think. Clem has two feet. Now be quiet and take me to the Boar's Nest."

Great pictures Hoss. Thanks for posting them. I couldn't even tell that was him on the top one but there's no doubting that's him on the horse. That's interesting about Al Wyatt Jr's birth. The masher comment is also interesting. I would have thought that it was a moonshiner since they call it mash at some point in the process.

There's still a few hours to get a pick in there. Even if you don't know anything about football you still have a 50-50 chance of being a winner. Meadowmufn....Ravens Garrett....49ers Roger.....Ravens

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We have two for the Ravens and one for the 49ers. There's still time to get in on the action folks.

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Boss shook his head in disgust. "You lawyers only hear what you want to hear and you NASCAR drivers must have hearing problems because of your loud engines. What I said was "I want all three of you to lose". I never said all three of you were going to lose. That would have only happened if I was allowed to race but apparently Mr Gordon here doesn't have the guts to let me in. I said I want everybody to lose because the General Lee isn't exactly my favorite car, Jeff Gordon isn't exactly my favorite driver and if Rosco is in last place that means he has less of a chance of running into somebody and ruining another car that will cost the county money. He's only racing because his sister and Mama...my wife and mother in law....want him to race.....and Rosco in the race will draw even more people in.....and more people mean more money...um, for charity that is. It's just ashame that all three of you drivers are afraid of the greatest driver in the history of Hazzard County, namely Hotter than Heat Hogg, the nickname I had back in the Ridge Runner days. You NASCAR fellers have forgotten the roots of your sport by ignoring legends like me." Rosco interjected "Uh Boss, you weren't.." He then let out a yelp when Boss kicked his shin underneath the table.

Boss closed one eye and twisted his face in deep thought. He looked up at the ceiling at the remaining smoke that was still swirling around and sighed. He knew he would eventually be able to scam Rosco out of anything he might make. He knew he would be able to make money from concessions and selling souveniers. He knew he could charge folks at the Boar's Nest to sit in the same chair Jeff Gordon sat in. He also knew he just wanted Jeff Gordon out of Hazzard County. It bothered him that he had underestimated him and he was tired of worrying about getting upstaged by the hot shot driver. In a way though he admired Gordon.....maybe even enough to become a fan himself. But for now he was just plain tired and hungry. His head quickly snapped down from looking up and then he looked down at the table. "All right. Where do I sign?" After he signed and dotted the i in Davis he handed the pen to Rosco who signed and crossed the t in Coltrane. "Done!" shouted Boss. "Khee Khee" snickered Rosco. Mama and Lulu are going to be so proud when I beat Jeff Gordon in a race." Boss interjected, "Are you serious? They're going to want Jeff to win!" Rosco frowned. "Well, who are you rooting for Boss?" "Hush up Rosco. I thought you'd be smart enough to know I want all three of you to lose. I only included you in this race because Lulu said she'd max out three more credit cards if I didn't"

Wow, I gotta hand it to you Garrett. That was one very powerfully written guilt trip. The whole time I was reading it I was hanging my head in shame like a six year old who just got caught stealing cookies. I don't know if I'll ever recover from this deep seeded feeling of guilt that you have laid upon me. I may possibly be scarred for the rest of my life because of my horrible actions and your scathing accusations. Wait a minute..... I'm all better now.... GO DALE JR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see what you mean. This is good stuff.

We've picked up another member in Garrett's league and it looks promising that more are on the way so hop in here if you haven't joined yet. In the meantime I'm picking this thread to make a major NASCAR announcement that is bound to shake up the sport and make big headlines tomorrow. (in my dreams) Starting right now, I am now officially a Dale Jr fan. I know, I know, Garrett's probably saying, is this guy serious? He goes through favorite drivers like Sheriff Coltrane goes though cars. Let me explain. I'm a pretty loyal guy. The Pirates and Steelers have been my favorite teams since the 60s (before the Steelers had even won their first Super Bowl). My favorite show since 1979 has been the Dukes of Hazzard. I still live in the same rural neighborhood I'v lived in since birth. Yep, I stick with things. That's why I'm embarressed to have switched drivers like I have. The last two years I've followed David Ragen since he's a north Georgia boy but he's going to struggle again this year to finish above 30th every race so I'm going to make the season more interesting and hop on the Dale Jr bandwagon...after all he is a redneck at heart. Take note people, the first year I was a Jimmie Johnson fan he won it all. So if Dale Jr wins it all this year I get some of the credit. I still like David Ragen though! Of course if Cale Yarborough still raced I never would be having this loyalty problem. He'll always be my all-time favorite.