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Boss's jaw drops. His cigar falls out of his mouth onto his lap causing him to panic and throw it out the window before it damages his white pants. He turns to look at Rosco who is already looking at Boss. Boss "Did I just hear what I thought I just heard?" Rosco "Um, I think so. I'm not exactly sure what it was though." Boss thought for a moment. "I have to admit Rosco. I can't tell if Bo was serious or not. It could be a scam. He's a fairly decent actor you know. It was just last year that he pulled that Ebeneezer Scrooge scam on me with the ghost of Christmas. Woulda probably pulled it off if it weren't for Cooter interrupting." Rosco "I don't know nothing about no acting Boss but I gotta tell you, that sounded like the real thing. I think something's done went and gone haywire with Bo. He's done blown a gasket upstairs or something." Boss "Well, I just ain't believing it! I just ain't believing it! Bo Duke might be a lot of things but he ain't no killer! Just keep your mouth shut and let me run this show!" Boss took two deep breaths and keyed the microphone up "This is police commissioner Jefferson Davis Hogg calling Mr Aussler. Do you copy?" Rosco was irrited at his boss. "You just can't ignore something like that. You can't just pretend it didn't happen!" Boss snapped back "I'll do whatever I want Rosco. Now keep your mouth shut or I'll ignore signing your next paycheck....and the one after that."

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Today is your 8 month anniversary. Tell those people teasing you they'll have to wait a month.

Does anybody else here get the post Christmas blues? I know I do. I just have a hard time accepting it when it's all over. I pretty much go the whole month of January missing Christmas.

And this problem ain't gonna repeat itself this year.

Happy birthday Boss (Jan 4) We'll all meet at the Boar's Nest to celebrate on Friday.....as long as you're providing free buttermilks.

Well Garrett, it looks like we're the only two brave enough to enter this contest. Come on folks, the starting gun's already gone off. You're behind but there's still time to enter.

That's not just your opinion Garrett. It's a fact. You're right this Johnny Cash song is awesome. When I met Rosco awhile ago I told him how much my grandson loved his song about Flash. That put a smile on the old sheriff's face. Khee Khee

I'm positive BL has Sonny's right. I'm pretty sure BL has Denver's right. The other three look good too so I'll agree with BL once more.

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Hey!!!!! dukefan is home! It's awesome to have you back. I was wondering how you were doing. I've been a little worried about you and now I can stop worrying! Congratulations on your marriage! I look forward to hearing more from you. YEEEHHHAWWWW!!!

Boss is ready to push in the microphone just after Rosco turned the CB on when he heard Enos's request. He was furious. "Listen here Enos, you get off this channel right now! I have an important call to make and the last thing I need is a dipstick like you throwing a monkey wrench into my plans. Now get on out there and write out some parking tickets or something and leave me alone. If you don't do as you're told you're going to be the pooper scooper down at the Hazzard County Humane Society. Now git on out of there and away from the CB. Do you copy that?" Boss put down the CB and pounded the dashboard. He went to pound it again and knocked his hat off when he lifted his fist up. A nervous Rosco, sitting in the drivers seat put it back on for him.

What a talented actor! That's one of the many reasons Dukes was so successful. Veterans like Boss, Jesse and Rosco were mentors for the newcomers. You couldn't ask for better mentors than those three!

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Yep, that's fine. The list isn't final until Saturday morning. 49ers over Broncos it is.

I'm an hour ahead of you Garrett? You'd better get used to that because when fantasy NASCAR starts my drivers are going to be an hour ahead of yours.

Thanks Hoss. My wife's cousin Dan was born on Rick's third birthday.

In the third season Jesse said his wife was Martha. His wife named Lavinia is mentioned in the 5th, 6th and 7th seasons. In the second season (Return of the Ridge Raiders) Jesse mentioned Aunt Lavinia but that's a different person. In "Treasure of Hazzard" (second season) Martha Duke is mentioned also but it's a different Martha since it was 1762. I like to think that Jesse's wife was named Martha Lavinia Duke and sometimes Jesse called her by her middle name.

Good question. My wife's cousin has a birthday today too and he's around Cletus's age. Now I wonder if they were born the same year as well. Thanks for sharing these pictures Sissy!

See, this is why the social event of the year here on the HazzardNet is our Christmas party. We can't have a New Year's party around here because it just causes too many fights since I'm the only one here who knows how to tell time.

So far the Super Bowl predictions are: Garrett with the Packers beating the Texans. Me with the Falcons beating the Texans. Meadowmufn with Falcons vs Broncos but undecided on the winner. We'll accept guesses until kick off of the first playoff game on Saturday Jan 5th. Come on K-Duke give us your best guess.