RogerDuke

money (just feel in the couch cracks)

What is Family Net?

Hey there General Lee 2003! It's always good to see someone interested in some of these old threads. I hope you post more! I love knives. I guess it's the country boy in me.

Sorry. I have my grandson's marching band competition and then have to run the scoreboard for two football games after that.

Let's get a party started!

Take the lead Hobie. Suggest a day. Remember that the folks across the pond go to bed a lot earlier than we do. I think it's been a long time since the chat room has been used. I wonder if it still works. It would be a lot of fun.

furniture

tree

I don't think I ever got the newsletter even back when they were still being written. But then again I'm pretty low tech and probably couldn't figure out how to sign up. I've never been good with computers. Im pretty good with a shovel though. It's a lot easier to use....."ya load 16 tons and what do you get.....another day older and deeper in debt."

Denver

hot pursuit

Sorry about that Joe. I was just trying to make you smile but the more I think about it the more I realize my last post was pretty stupid considering how serious the subject was. You need to mourn before you smile. I hope you will accept my sincere apology. I can be pretty stupid sometimes.

ambulance

I usually wait till after Halloween to start thinking about Christmas but the Lifetime channel is already showing a lot of Christmas stuff including John Schneider's "Poinsettias for Christmas" which I haven't seen yet. It will likely be on quite often. I watched two or three minutes of it tonight but decided to wait until after Halloween for more. It was pretty cool to see Bo.

injury

Hey Joe....I'm standing on my head with a clown outfit on and I'm burping and telling juvenile jokes about pooping puppies. Now I'm standing up but I just started to stagger and now I fell into a sidewalk of wet freshly poured cement. Now I'm walking over to Hoss and giving him a big hug, messing up his brand new tuxedo. Now Hobie is pouring shots of his finest to the other HazzardNet members who are watching this fiasco. Doing his best Hulk Hogan impression Hoss rips off the top of his tux and body slams me into a pile of manure. I get up and rip off the top of my clown outfit in a similiar manner but when everybody sees my scrawny chest they laugh so hard they spill their shine. If there's anything else we can do to make you smile just let us know.

football (Drew Brees...pronounced breeze)

Thanks for reposting this Hoss. I just love anybody who loves the Dukes enough to do something like this. It's a busy weekend for us. We had a wedding and a football game last night. Today we have another game and a birthday party. Tomorrow I have to replace the serpentine belt that came off the SUV last night. I hope I can replace it by myself.....might need youtube.

I'm so sorry to hear that Joe. Hang in there......not a whole lot I can say to make you feel better. You can never rush healing from a death so take your time to mourn. We're here for you.

candle

As long as you paint the Ferrari orange, put 01 on the doors and a Confederate Flag on the roof I'll do my best to send that money out tonight. The check should get to you by Monday.

I'll bet you're just being modest. I'd take a dirt bike over a Maserati myself.....unless I could take the Maserati, sell it, buy a dirt bike and then donate the remainder to charity.....like the Hobie Harkins Home for Retired Moonshiners.

star

Hoss might replace that Pavaratti guy someday as the most famous singer in the world. I can see his name up in lights now....Performing tonight....HOSSARATTI. He'll be so rich he'll drive an expensive sports car to the concert and folks along the street will say " There goes Hossaratti in his Massaratti. And us folks here on the HazzardNet will say we knew him before he was famous.....and then he'll buy s all General Lees...not toys but real cars. Keep singing Hoss. All our hopes are riding on your golden vocal pipes. Will you be painting your sports car orange and putting an 01 on it?

Good to hear you back to normal Joe. Nobody ever accused me of being normal. Seriousely though, good to have you back.