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It's spelled with a Z......Miz Tisdale, not Miss.

I YEARN for catherine bach!! ......

(Season 5 Vance's Lady) The Dukes see Mr. Dugan who rammed them off the road earlier. Vance:"That's the car that rammed us before." Coy:"Hang on! It's ring around the rosy time." Waylon Jennings:"Y'all are about to see a Hazzard 360. Watch. That's 180 to turn around. Another 180 to confuse the opposition. Which totals 360."

Cletus gave his teacher an APPLE to get out of school!

I am once again enjoying TDOH on the National DOHD ( Dukes Of Hazzard Day)....every Friday....4th of July , Halloween etc. comes only once a year but DOHD comes every week....on Friday and peaks at 7:00 pm Central! I'm also enjoying some more AB's! ( Adult Beverages!) on this wonderful holiday!

Boss Hogg(Over loud speaker):"It's time to get this race started! Alright now gentlemen, an' you too, you Dukes. Start yer engines. Now, I'm gonna say "Ready, set, go", an' then you go. Alright, on the start now. Ready, set-" The cars zoom away. "Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Get back here! I'm the starter! I didn't say "Go!" Everyone in the grand stands are cheering and talking and consuming snacks and drinks. Balladeer:"Well, this race sure is off to a great start. Wouldn't y'all so say too?" The cars are in the fourth lap. Bill and the General are neck and neck. Uncle Jesse:"Come on boys!" Daisy:"Come on cousins!" Boss Hogg:"Uh oh! Looky there. They're in the fifth lap. Here come them Dukes! But the favorite Bill Elliott is no slouch an' here he comes. He just passed the General Lee." Rosco:"Khee khee I love it I love it!"

Putting on shiny black helmet and snapping it under his chin, Garrett grips tightly onto the steering wheel, looking at the cars around him as impatience heavily sinks in. What's taking the three piece suit clown so long to fire the starting gun? "I could have won the dang race," Garrett mutters under his breath. Suddenly a big smack lands besides him and he jumps as he sees black gloves clinched tightly onto his open window. "I got you, boy, didn't I? I saw you jump!" Rosco laughs and Garrett feels the fire of anger surge through him. "Sheriff," he musters back his anger, "I need you to step away from my car. I got a race to win." "Khee, khee," Rosco laughs, before going serious, "you think you are real funny, don't you? You, " Rosco removes his hand from the window to point it into Garrett's face, "think you can beat the legendary Bill Elliott in this heap? Even if you drove an identical car to Elliott you'd come in dead last." Rosco laughs some more. "Nah. I can see into the future boy and your's isn't looking too bright. But mine," Rosco smiles proudly, "mine's looking real bright as I beat that ugly orange car and to defend off the NASCAR champ himself!" Garrett laughs through his anger. "What are you on, sheriff? Because you obviously ain't thinking straight or seeing straight if you honestly believe all that," Garrett spits back at him, taking another anxious look at the cars around him, "Now if you don't mind," Garrett states again, "I need you to back away from the winning race car. I got a race to win." Rosco only laughs at him. "You're the one delusional, boy. Ain't no way I'd let a scumbag like you win the race," Rosco seriously states as he claps the open window again, "especially after all you did to me yesterday. You should be in Atlanta by now, looking through the bars and hanging with your home boys." "And yet," Garrett smiles coldly at the sheriff, "here I am. Free as a bird and about to give you some driving lessons." "You hush, boy! If memory serves me correctly," Rosco pauses, "and it does. I outdrove you to arrest you yesterday. And I'll do it again today!" Garrett shakes his head and looks away from the sheriff in attempt to hide his dark emotions that would otherwise earn him more time in jail. "Rosco!" a thick demanding yell pierces through the conversation silence and above the loud engines to force Garrett's and Rosco's attention to behind him where Boss runs at them and pointing his cigar at Rosco, "What in the world are you talking to this loser for?! It's time for the race. Get in your car so we can get it started!" With that Boss takes a hold of Rosco's ear and begins leading him towards the front where his car lies parked. "It's about time!" Garrett yells out at them.

You had to outdo me with this one, didn't you? Great hint towards the future.

Thank you Roger.

LOL great line Garrett!

Thanks for all you do MM. Christmas was rougher than normal but I have a lot of blessings to be thankful for and it's always important to focus on the positive. I love everybody here and thanks for helping me through the tragedy. I just wish I could have been there for your Christmas BBQ!

I hope you all enjoyed your Christmas. We had BBQ this year and it was delicious. Plus, we got to spend it with family this year, first time in 2 years.

We had snow here at the Mufn homestead a few weeks back, but looks like we won't have snow for Christmas. Might have some a few days later though. Wishing you all a happy, healthy Christmas and New Year.

You're probably thinking of this scene in 'The Revenge of Hughie Hogg' (S5E13). Boss has told Rosco that he's supporting Hughie Hogg for sheriff: Lulu: "...and until you give Rosco his job back you're gonna have to find another place to feed your face and lay that body down. Now, I mean it. And I mean it." Boss: "Oh, Lulukins, please." Lulu: "I do." Boss: "I don't mind about the laying down but I sure gotta have the feeding."

I remember how Boss said something once when Lulu put him on a diet, that he didn't mind_______ but he's gotta have the feedings.