Skipper Duke

(Season 1 High Octane) Boss Hogg:"He's doin' it! He's firin' up that still! Just what I was sayin'!"Rosco:"I knew it! The minute I saw them Dukes buyin' that Copper tubing, I said to myself "Rosco, they're makin' moonshine again! Well, this time, I'm gonna get 'em. Yer gonna be proud of me." Boss Hogg:"You will not, I repeat, not arrest them Dukes while they're makin' their moonshine!" Rosco:"When you say "Not" you mean no?" Boss Hogg:"I mean no! They are to be left alone, until they go to transport it. Then move in!" Rosco:"Ooh! An' then I'll get 'em!"(Gestures arresting self with handcuffs.) Boss Hogg:"You get them, an' I get the shine!" Rosco:"Boss, what's so special about Jesse Duke's moonshine?" Boss Hogg:"He makes the only whiskey in the world, you could measure in octanes!"

Wow!

(Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Rosco:"If yer listenin' you Duke Boys, I'm terribly sorry about the mistake I made. Must've been two other fellas I was lookin' for! Kew kew!" Bo Duke:"Huh. That ain't like Rosco. It ain't like him to let us off the hook, an' when he's wrong." Luke Duke:"The only explanation is him an' Boss got somethin' more pressing." Bo Duke:"What could be more pressing than us?"

(Season 2 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes) Skipper:"Gilligan, I told you no more souvenirs in the sea chest. A turtle. Of all the things to put in a sea chest! Gilligan out with those, out! If you try to put anymore junk in here, I'll personally throw it out!" (Professor enters the hut.) Gilligan:"Guess what I got now!?" Skipper:"Throw it out Gilligan!" (Gilligan picks up the Professor, and tries to throw him out.) Professor:"Gilligan! What are you doing!?" Skipper:"Gilligan! What's a matter with you!?" Gilligan:"Well, you told me-"

Cousin Roger... I did not know that. Wow!

Cousin Roger nope.

Did y'all know they made tires of the vehicles slippery burn and smoke by putting Clorox on them?

A miraculous miracle has happened! Donny walked today! But it smarted(hurt). He's in a turtle shaped body shell.

Hot set lights melt the real thing. Can't use it.

It was really cold mashed potatoes because ice cream melts under the hot set lights. Same trick Rescue From Gilligan's Island(1978) used for Gilligan's ice cream cone civilization gave him in the castaways return from the island.

https://metv.com/stories/theres-a-funny-reason-why-ron-howard-secretly-dreaded-every-time-opie-ate-ice-cream

Cousin Roger... Yes. They are making him a body brace today and gonna try to get him to walk.

Life's Good(LG)caused the error in the first place with its automated system network update.

Everyone... What happened was that LG IMS thing rejected and kept stopping until it finally improved. It kept rejecting an automatic system update. It was in Rosco P. Coltrane words "Being a dipstick!" It finally accepted the automated update and is now back to normal after 1 week of doing LG IMS keeps stopping every second of the day/night since last Sun/Mon week before Memorial at 4 am when it started.

I will do that Cousin Roger. Yep troublesome indeed. Poor Donny.

Well folks... This show might go under attack next by the bs cancel culture. They are now posting a disclaimer at the start of each of episode of Gilligan's Island stating Gilligan's Island was made in the '60s. It has outdated language and cultural stereotypes. I wouldn't be surprised if that's next for The Andy Griffith Show any network showing it.

Well folks... Now the bs cancel culture is going after this show. Networks are now posting disclaimers at the start of each episode Gilligan's Island was made in the '60s It has outdated language and cultural stereotypes.

LG IMS just approved an update. Maybe now the problem of it stopping will quit? Fingers crossed it will now stop that. It only took 'em 1 week and a day lol. They are going out of business though. So will need new phone eventually.

Cousin Boss... He has broke neck and broke back and lots of road rash.

(Season 5 The New Dukes) Vance Duke:"Any time yer ready Coy. Hey any time yer ready!" Coy Duke:"Alright! Join the Air Force, an' see the world!" Vance Duke:"If we don't get movin', we are gonna see the world!"

Been stressed wondering about him and my head hurts. Mom's head hurts too.

He lived. Car ran stop sign. He had to jump curb. Only curb saved him. Broken neck and back. Specialist comes in tomorrow.

Thanks Cousin Roger. I will do that.

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Skipper:"You hear that Gilligan? You've only got one night to practice!" Gilligan:"Practice what!? Dying!?"

(Season 3 Topsy Turvy) Gilligan:"Thanks Thanks Skipper Skipper!" Skipper:"Thanks Thanks Skipper Skipper!?" Gilligan:"Yeah I didn't want to miss either one of you!"