Skipper Duke

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WILLOW Creek in Trouble at Cooter's. Luke:"Cut over at Willow Creek. It oughta be easy to get up that one." Bo:"Alright." Luke:"Hang on cousin!" Bo:"We ain't gonna make it!" Waylon:"Bo, that ain't no way to give the General confidence."

Mark Shamer says:"Love when Mrs. Howell eats the beets and runs around like crazy!" Skipper Duke says:"Mark Shamer The real kicker is Mr. Howell let her eat more after finding out they were radioactive and dangerous."

(Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please) Mrs. Howell eats the beets and runs around like crazy! Mr. Howell:"Lovey slow down! What's happened to you? I'm exhausted just watching you! At least take a coffee break." Mrs. Howell:"Good idea!" She has more beets to eat. Gets up, runs out the hut door, and around the camp, jumps up on the table. Gets down and runs away. Mr. Howell:(Watching from the hut doorway.)"I may enter that woman in the Olympics!"

(Season 1 1964-1965) 1. Two on a Raft 2. Home Sweet Hut 3. Voodoo Something to Me 4. Goodnight Sweet Skipper 5. Wrongway Feldman 6. President Gilligan 7. The Sound of Quacking 8. Goodbye, Island 9. The Big Gold Strike 10. Waiting for Watubi 11. Angel on the Island 12. Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk 13. Three Million Dollars More or Less 14. Water, Water, Everywhere 15. So Sorry, My Island Now 16. Plant You Now, Dig You Later 17. Little Island, Big Gun 18. X Marks the Spot 19. Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy 20. St. Gilligan and the Dragon 21. Big Man on a Little Stick 22. Diamonds Are an Ape's Best Friend 23. How to Be a Hero 24. The Return of Wrongway Feldman 25. The Match Maker 26. Music Hath Charm 27. New Neighbor, Sam 28. They're Off and Running 29. Three to Get Ready 30. Diogenes, Won't You Please Go Home 31. Forget Me, Not 32. Physical Fatness 33. It's Magic 34. Goodbye, Old Paint 35. My Fair Gilligan 36. A Nose By Any Other Name

A Titan submersible customer from CT recounts red flags and a dispute over money: https://www.ctinsider.com/columnist/article/titan-submersible-titanic-cancelled-trip-18168956.php

(Season 1 High Octane) Cooter:"Uncle Jesse!" Uncle Jesse is looking trying to find the voice who's calling him. Cooter is doing the calling, from under the General Lee. He's fixing the shorted out tail light wire to make Rosco happy. Cooter:"Uncle Jesse!" Uncle Jesse is perplexed and still can't find the source of the voice just yet . Cooter:"Uncle Jesse hey!!!"(Grabs Uncle Jesse's leg.) Uncle Jesse:"Dang blasted it Cooter! Quit callin' me Uncle Jesse! I got enough people callin' me Uncle Jesse!" Cooter:"Yes sir Uncle- Eh Mr. Duke!" Cooter has crawled out from under the General Lee. He sits on the trunk. Uncle Jesse:"What're you doin' under there, anyways?" Cooter:"Oh the tail light wire shorted out. You know how old Rosco is." Uncle Jesse:"Do you need some help?" Cooter:"Naw sir. I already got it. Besides, you'd get all greasy. With me, it don't matter no more, Mr. Duke."

I just read the Titanic movie director James Cameron's interview about this sub disaster. You can read it here. https://www.wrvo.org/2023-06-23/james-cameron-says-the-titan-passengers-probably-knew-the-submersible-was-in-trouble

HOGG family

Dukefan on here is on Facebook doing it. Calling it a cover up etc saying "Do people not see there's more to this sub story? It's a cover up like Princess Diana. There's more going on with it than they're saying."

FAIRGROUNDS

Yeah! Very sad.

Yeah he was only 19.

Actually... Did you know Luke's Love Story was the first filmed in CA and Swamp Molly 2nd? But they aired Luke's Love Story 2nd and Swamp Molly 1st. Repo Men and Mary Kaye's Baby were actually Repo Men 3rd Mary Kaye's Baby 4th. But they aired Repo Men 4th and Mary Kaye's Baby 3rd.

I heard the people in the minisub are dead.

Cousin Roger... Yep most likely stock recycled scene from Swamp Molly.

(Season 1 Big Man on a Little Stick) Skipper:"Duke, believe me, there is no way off this island!"

(Season 1 New Neighbor, Sam) Skipper:"Gilligan, your parrot wants another cracker!" Gilligan:" But I already gave him 15 crackers!" Sam:"Sam wants a cracker Sam wants a cracker!" Skipper (Groans):"Well, you better make it 16, or we'll never get any sleep!"

(Season 1 New Neighbor, Sam) Skipper:"Gilligan! As soon as you get back in your hammock, that bird is gonna want another cracker. Why don't you give him the whole box, so we can both get some sleep?"(Gilligan gets out of hammock pushes on Skipper's belly.)Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Sorry Skipper!" Skipper:"Yes Gilligan." (Gilligan gets back in hammock steps on Skipper's belly.)Skipper:"Ooop!"

(Season 7 Cool Hands Luke & Bo) Colonel Cassius B Claiborne breaks up the fight between Bo, Luke & Captain Slater. He arrives on the scene, and pulls and fires his pistol into the air. It echoes. Colonel Cassius B Claiborne:"That's enough Slater! The fights over." Captain Slater:"I ain't finished yet!" Colonel Cassius B Claiborne:"From the looks of things, I'd say you were. Now git yer shotgun, before you have riot on yer hands!" Captain Slater:"Yes sir!"(To the grinnin' prisoners.)"What're you scums grinnin' at!? Git back to the barracks right now! Move it!"

What do you call the Hazzard County police department in a tree full of monkeys? Branch Manager(Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane) & Assistant Branch Managers(the Deputies Cletus Hogg & Enos Strate).

(Season 1 Deputy Dukes) Bo & Luke's ambulance that they swapped the police car for breaks down while transporting Public Enemy #1 Rocky Marlowe to Hazzard. Bo:"You got any idea what's wrong with it?" Luke Duke:"Nope. Only that the problem's religious in nature." Bo Duke:"Religious?" Luke Duke:"Yeah, you better pray I could fix it!"

Yes you heard right Cousin Roger. It went well and he's at home recovering.

I hope so.

Cousin Roger yep!