(Season 1 Money to Burn)
Enos takes over counting money for Boss Hogg. Rosco:"Enos! Can't you count faster like the Boss does!? His little fat fingers just fly!" Boss Hogg:"That's alright Rosco. Some got it, some ain't." Rosco:"Well, he ain't. He's a dipstick!"
(Season 3 Lovey's Secret Admirer)
Mary Ann:"Skipper. You like me better than Ginger, don't you?" Skipper:"Well, I like you both Mary Ann." Mary Ann:"Well, if that's your attitude, you can have her!"
I have come up the fun task/game of finding out exactly how many of these there are. The first one I come up with is in Season 3 Enos Strate to the Top. Anyone wanna chime in?
(At the track after the race.)
Zeebo:(Presents his trophy & boots to Booby Lee & Grady.)"Hey! Y'all wanna see what my new boots are gonna like? They're gonna be custom made, by hand!" Bobby Lee:"Oh God Grady. Will you look at what 2 fool crossed steers has gone and died for?"
(Not sure off hand which season/episode. But it's a scene with Boss and Rosco. Dukes tell Rosco something and he don't buy it. Rosco:"Oh Bologna!" Boss Hogg :"Bologna? Bologna? Did you say Bologna!?" Rosco:"Yeah I said Bologna." Boss Hogg:"Where is it? Where's the Bologna?" Rosco:"Oh these Dukes are dishin' out the Bologna!"
(Season 2 episode Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Skipper:"And that's how we ended up marooned on the island." Erica Tiffany Smith:"What a terrible story." Skipper:"Well, but you see, it ends happily. Because the 7 of us have managed to survive." Erica Tiffany Smith:"All man?" Skipper:"Well, no. There are 3 women." Erica Tiffany Smith:"I thought you said it ended happily."
(Boss Hogg to his partner in crime Mr. Jenkins in a scene of the Season 5 episode Big Daddy, upon seeing Daddy Hogg approaching them, and not wanting Daddy Hogg to over hear.) Boss:"Well, well, well, Mr. Jenkins! How are you?"(Quietly so Daddy Hogg won't hear.)"I'll give you yer money later, now get the heck outta here!"
MEADOW- "I went all over that meadow with my metal detector, and the only thing I found was 60 cents and a metal muffin!"(Rosco in Diamonds in the Rough)