(Season 3 The Invasion)Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"Here! Let me take that heavy bag off your arm so you can eat." Gilligan/014:"No! I just realized something!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What?" Gilligan/014:"You're not my mother!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"How did you find out?" Gilligan/014:"Because my real mother would make me wash my hands before I eat. Besides, my real mother is a woman!"
Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"What're you gonna do to me 014 kill me!?" Gilligan/014:"No that's to good for you. I have a torture for you worse than death!" Skipper/Gilligan's mother:"You mean?" Gilligan/014:"Exactly! Sit down there at the table, eat your soup, and don't spill a drop!"