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(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Don Purcell:"The road's out. What do we do?" Joe Landis:"Leave it up to the car!"(General Lee flies) Don Purcell:"Whoo!!"(General Lee lands) Waylon Jennings:"The General sure jumps prettier when the Dukes are drivin'. But I guess you can't hold a thoroughbred back even if you ain't got no class yerself."

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(Season 1 Swamp Molly) Uncle Jesse Duke:"Now, now, Molly, before you start up with one of them schemes of yours, I want you to remember that them 2 boys in there, they's on probation." Swamp Molly:"Why Jess, how you talk. Alright, if you ain't got the time, or inclination-" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Uh let's just serve up the pie, an' you an' Alice can stay as long as you want." Waylon Jennings:"The boys never could figure that strange hold Molly had over their Uncle Jesse. To their mind, that old debt had been paid twice over, with interest. Before they was even born."

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(Season 2 The Mouse With A Saddle) Max Black:"That is not a mouse That is a car that a mouse drives!"

Poor Han Lee the owner of the diner. Max and Caroline's boss. He's always the butt of their jokes.

Any of y'all seen this 2011-2017 Kat Dennings & Beth Behrs series?

(Season 2 The Runaway) Deputy Enos Strate:"The General Lee's approachin' Sumptner Farm, Sheriff." Suzi Holmes:"Erm.. Is that what you call a tumbleweed in these parts?" Bo Duke:"No maam... That's what we call an Enos!!"

ham. I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I am.

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Joe:"Gus he had a gun." Gus:"Was it real?" Joe:"No. He was loadin' a water pistol. YEAH IT WAS REAL!"

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Hello fans... Which do you like best book or movie or both?

(Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow) Mrs. Howell:"I'll have a nice hard bald egg... Uh, I mean boiled!" Gilligan:"They won't even notice huh!?"

(Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"Survivors of the Minnow... Sought in the Blake murder case. They have shed no light on the crime-"(Paper catches on fire from the candle)Skipper:"You didn't find it in Mr. Howell's pocket, you found it in my pocket! Shhhh!" Gilligan:"Me shhhh!? You're the one doing all the shouting!"

Cousin Kait Tucker wow!

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Buford - "This is Sheriff Buford T Justice. I’m in pursuit of a black trans am. He’s all mine…so stay outta the way!" Branford - "This is Sheriff George Branford of Deason County Arkansas. We are apprised of the situation and are taking the appropriate measures. Did you say you are a Sheriff?" Buford - "That’s a big 10-4! This is Sheriff Buford T Justice of Texas!" Branford - "Texas?!? You know of course that you are out of your jurisdiction. I suggest you let my department handle the situation." Buford - "That’s very comforting. But I’m in high speed pursuit! Don’t you hear good?!?" Branford - "I hear perfectly. The fact that you are a Sheriff is not germane to the situation." Buford - "The Got D*** Germans got nothing to do with it!" Junior - "What did he say?" Buford - "Shut up! One sh** at a time!" Junior - "Alright."

Beware to any HazzardNet members who are also on Facebook The Facebook algorithms jail you for quoting this movie. Mostly for posting most of Buford T. Justice quotes.

On This Day In History: February 12, 1952 Simon MacCorkindale who played the imposter Gaylord Duke in the Duke Of Duke episode of our beloved TV series The Dukes Of Hazzard was born, S02 E13.

Any fans of this movie?

(Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk) Ginger(When they had to talk into fish to find the swallowed transmitter.) "Hello Coastguard. This is Ginger Grant. I sing and dance and lots of things."

OMG Gilligan's Island fans... Wow I have just learned Tina Louise(Ginger Grant)was a smoker. I didn't know that.