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Skipper Duke

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  1. Trooper:"Did you see that? They went right thru our roadblock!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:“You sumb**ches couldn’t close an umbrella!”
  2. This was supposed to ship out today. Wish me luck to get the package by Tue or Wed.
  3. (The Dukes of Hazzard Racing For Home PlayStation 1 game) Luke Duke:"Watch it Bo!" Luke Duke:"Dang it Bo!" Bo Duke:"Dog gone it Luke!" (The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox) Bo Duke:"We done picked ourselves up a tail!" Luke Duke:"Make like a dog, an' shake it! We don't want Enos cornering us in the junkyard!" Bo Duke:"Hang on cousin!" Balladeer:"Sit back an' relax folks, an' enjoy the show!" Luke Duke:"Enos is still behind us!" Bo Duke:"Dang that Enos! He's to good a driver fer his own good!" Luke Duke:"Need me to drive, grandma!?" Luke Duke:"Stop wreckin' this car Bo! You want it to end up in the junkyard!?"
  4. Gilligan's Island fans... You can read the scripts here at www.gilligansisle.com/scripts.html
  5. Burbank CA
  6. Conneaut Lake Park in Conneaut Lake PA has lost their iconic Blue Streak Roller Coaster in a fire. They say "No big loss." As they were in the process of tearing it down when the fire started anyways. Wow! Same thing happened to Mill Creek Park Youngstown Ohio's old Idora Park. Fire on the Lost River Ride and took the Wild Cat Coaster with it. The fire on the Lost River Ride was supposedly sparked by a welding torch. Idora closed after the fire. They never fixed anything the fire destroyed and they never reopened. There was a time when Conneaut was trying to buy The Wild Cat and put it in their park and repair it. But that never came to fruition.
  7. (Cartoon theme song) Boss Hogg:"OH THEM DUKES!!"
  8. I’ll be glad to tell ya Mistah Bandit.
  9. Same thing happened to Mill Creek Park Youngstown Ohio's old Idora Park. Fire on the Lost River Ride and took the Wild Cat Coaster with it.
  10. They say "No big loss." As they were in the process of tearing it down anyways when the fire started. Wow!
  11. Conneaut Lake Park in Conneaut Lake PA has lost their iconic Blue Streak Roller Coaster in a fire.
  12. Happy 88th Birthday today to Tina Louise(Ginger Grant)! 2/11/34!
  13. Tree is definitely getting hat cap out this Sat. Fingers crossed fer me y'all ok?
  14. IT'S NEVER been done before HOT Sh** ...... WATCH YOUR mouth LITTLE LADY
  15. Junior - “What is it?” Buford - “A little fly sh**”
  16. (Season 3 And in This Corner, Luke Duke) Boss Hogg:"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm just checkin' the small print!" Billy Ray:"We got Catfish! We don't need no small print!" Boss Hogg:"Alright, alright, alright! Everything looks in order here. Where do I sign?" Billy Ray:"You just sign right here."(Points to where Boss Hogg is supposed to sign.) Boss Hogg:"Alright. There you are. Everything is signed sealed and delivered." Billy Ray:"You signed where I signed!" Boss Hogg:"No I didn't! I signed by that x showin' me where to sign!" Billy Ray:"THAT x isn't there showin' you where to sign!" Boss Hogg:"It ain't? Well, what is it then?" Billy Ray:"That x?" Boss Hogg:"Yeah! That x! What is it!?" Billy Ray:"That is my John Hancock!"
  17. (Season 2 The Meeting) Luke Duke:"Jenson's bridge is still out you know." Bo Duke:"No sweat cousin. Cuz I jumped that crick a dozen times." Luke Duke:"But not with that limo right where you usually land!" Bad guys shoot at Bo & Luke. Bullet goes into General Lee's windshield. Bo Duke:"Them boys ain't kiddin'!" Waylon Jennings:"Don't ask me how it's gonna turn out. Yer on yer own. I don't know." Bo Duke:"Yeeeeaa-hoooo!" General Lee jumps creek, lands on other side. Luke Duke:"I don't know about you cousin. But I am sick and dang tired of runnin' away from these guys." Bo Duke:"You know, I think it's about time we showed 'em just what we can do."
  18. My Fun World Gilligan's Island Skipper's hat/cap from Theresa Clark still hasn't arrived yet y'all!
  19. Snowman:"How much did you say it was?" Bandit:"$80,000!" Snowman:"Waynette!?"
  20. "Uh I know you're in a little bit of distress here, but did you see a black trans am go by?" "He caused all of this, the Bandit. Ain't he something?" "The Bandit Ain't nothin, he's a mental case"
  21. I've heard Stephen King and John Carpenter both think Christine(1983)could've been a better movie then what we got.
  22. Any fans here?
  23. Skipper Duke posted a topic in Movies
    Any fans here?

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