Skipper Duke

(Season 2 Operation Steam Heat) Mr. Howell:"He may be a seething Volcano but I'm going to erupt!!"

Larry The Cable Guy

Bandit:"You must be in a h*** of a hurry, huh Sheriff?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You bet your a$$ on that boy!" Bandit:"Who you chasin'? Somebody chasin' you?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"NOBODIES chasin' me boy! I’ve been chasing a g**d*** maniac all the way from Texarkana Texas to here!" Bandit:"Really? What is he a bank robber?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Bank robber? Bank Robbin is baby s*** along side of what this dude is doin', almost killed 20 law officers, drivin' through people's backyards, knockin done mailboxes, got a broad in the car, crossin state line, that’s a man act, I don’t think he has her permission, and that’s kidnappin, how’s that for high jinx?" “burps” "what do I owe?"

Jr. Justice:"But daddy my zipper's stuck...." Sheriff Buford T. Justice: Let me tell you somethin' Jr. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an axe, an' you'll never have to open your fly again!"

Cousin Roger yep!

Which one y'all like the best? A: The TV Series version? or B: Waylon Jennings Studio version? or C: Both?

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) King Kiliwani:"Bahula humba bahula humba!" Guard:"Bahula humba what!?" King Kiliwani:"Goddess vanish before very eyes! Nothing left but hair and dress!" Guard:"I told you "God's angry. No make pass at goddess!" King Kiliwani:"Bad magic here! Leave this island! We go now!"

Big Enos:"Bandit! Me and my son are here!" Bandit:"Ah ha ha ha!" Oh I love your suits boys but it must be a b**** tryin' to find a 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Would you look around in that junk and see if my son's in there?" Jr. Justice:"Here I am daddy." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Will you stop playin with your coconuts and get in the car."

Skipper:"In the first place, who's gonna ask a lot of STUPID questions like THAT!?" Mr. Howell:"Mrs. Howell!"

(Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please) Mary Ann:"I never saw anything like this back on our farm. Except under a cow!"

(Season 2 Ship Ahoax) Gilligan:"Blanket blanket on the shelf, come to Gilligan by itself !! Goodnight Skipper!" Skipper:(Broken up in surprise)"Goodnight Gilligan."

(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents) Skipper:"Gilligan that's not fat just big bones !!" Gilligan:"Ya with big meat on it !!" Gilligan:"I bet I could fit that suit!" Skipper:"I don't think we have any choice!" Professor:"Alright Skipper. Take it off, and we'll put it onto Gilligan."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Stand up there and see if you can see where the hell they went. Can you see anything?" Jr. Justice:"Yeah it's a football game. Can we stay and watch daddy?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Uh you stay and watch the game I'm goin back!" Jr. Justice:"But daddy-"

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(Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk) Gilligan:"Hello, little fish!" Professor:"Louder!" Gilligan:"HELLO THERE LITTLE FISH!" Which in the original unaired pilot Marooned went like this. Gilligan:"Hello, little fish!" Professor:"Louder!" Gilligan:"Hello there, louder!"

Did anyone notice that Snowman’s truck mysteriously gained a bull bar for a few seconds as he was entering the Fairgrounds.

I Love the Episode Gilligan's Mother In-Law. When He says some thing in a Native Language and His Father In-Law Chases Him with a Knife. Gilligan:"What did I say Professor!? What did I say!?"

10-4 hot pants we copy! Let go of the button!!!!

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Don Purcell:"The road's out. What do we do?" Joe Landis:"Leave it up to the car!"(General Lee flies) Don Purcell:"Whoo!!"(General Lee lands) Waylon Jennings:"The General sure jumps prettier when the Dukes are drivin'. But I guess you can't hold a thoroughbred back even if you ain't got no class yerself."

Coins

(Season 1 Swamp Molly) Uncle Jesse Duke:"Now, now, Molly, before you start up with one of them schemes of yours, I want you to remember that them 2 boys in there, they's on probation." Swamp Molly:"Why Jess, how you talk. Alright, if you ain't got the time, or inclination-" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Uh let's just serve up the pie, an' you an' Alice can stay as long as you want." Waylon Jennings:"The boys never could figure that strange hold Molly had over their Uncle Jesse. To their mind, that old debt had been paid twice over, with interest. Before they was even born."

A 1 Steak Sauce

(Season 2 The Mouse With A Saddle) Max Black:"That is not a mouse That is a car that a mouse drives!"

Poor Han Lee the owner of the diner. Max and Caroline's boss. He's always the butt of their jokes.