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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    This set of tributes is set 9 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    (Season 3 Uncle Boss, filmed in Season 2) Rosco:"Well, you see Boss, one minute they were there, then poof, the next minute they were gone." Boss Hogg:"You mean, you drove right by 'em without seein' 'em don't you? Because you can't tell grits from gumdrops can you!?" Rosco:"Grits are the white with the-"
  4. Skipper Duke
    This set of tributes is set 8 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 2 The Jinx) Barney:"Fly away buzzard fly away crow way down south where the winds don’t blow rub your nose and give two winks and save us from this awful jinx."
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    (Season 1 Ellie Comes to Town) Emma Brand:"Sheriff, I come to report a murder." Andy:"A murder?" Emma:"That's right." Andy:"Somebody's been murdered?" Emma:"Yes." Andy:"Who?" Emma:"Me!" Andy :"You?" Emma:"Yes, and I'll tell you who done it! That lady druggist, that's who!" Andy:"Miss Walker?" Emma:"She's the one. Now, Sheriff, go arrest her. Do your duty." Andy:"Well, now, Emma, they's...they's just the teensiest little technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet."
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode The Producer.
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    Cousin Roger Duke... Right you are!
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    Kait Tucker... Yep and thank ya!
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    (Season 1 The Big Gold Strike) Skipper:(falling into gold mine)"Oop dope dope awwww!!" Gilligan:"Hi, Skipper. Glad you dropped in." Skipper:"Gilligan. Ooh. What is that?" Gilligan:"A one-pound diamond ring." Skipper:"So that's what you've been up to. You've got a diamond mine." Gilligan:"No, that belongs to Missus Howell." Skipper:"What are you doing down here?" Gilligan:"Well, I--" Skipper:"What's all this stuff all over the walls?" Gilligan:"Gold." Skipper:"Gold?" Professor:"Gold?" Ginger/Mary Ann:"Gold?" Gilligan has an "Oh s***" look on his face, as he realizes he let the cat out of the bag, revealing Mr. Howell's secret.
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    (Season 4 Citizen's Arrest) Gomer:"You can just go up an alley and holler fish!!"
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Car
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    Some funny quotes(From the 8/26/87 interview) Skipper:"They're supposed to send somebody up to fix the TV. It's already 12:30, and I still don't have television. I mean, what the h*** kind of hotel is that?" Skipper:"Me and my cohorts will try and read this g**d*** thing!" Skipper:(after signing boat paddle for woman who asked him to sign it for her.)"There! Can you read that? It says "Ernest Borgnine of McHale's Navy."
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    (Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) The castaways are looking at the hieroglyphics cave man map. Mr. Howell suggests where a piece might go. Skipper:"That's wrong too, Mr. Howell!" Mr. Howell:"A Howell is never wrong! Break off a piece, and make it fit!"
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    Gilligan fans... Sorry it contains some language. But there is funny stuff in here. Interview was when I was 2 months old.
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    (Season 4 Double Dukes) Boss Hogg:"Turk, Moody, where are you!? It's me J. D. Hogg!" Rosco:"An' me Sheriff Rosco P. Coltraneeeee-"(a board falls over, spooking Rosco)"Oooh ijit it gives me the creepies!" Boss Hogg:"Rosco, those boys should've been back here a long time ago." Rosco:"You know Boss, I was just thinkin', I didn't see the twin of the General Lee outside either." Boss Hogg:"Dang. I'm beginning to get a funny feeling in my stomach." Rosco:"Well, I don't doubt it, the way you chow down, you probably-" Boss Hogg:"App! I wasn't talkin' about food! Though I sure could use some." Rosco:"Yeah. I could use a little-" Boss Hogg:"I think them dirty crooks stole my stolen money!"
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    (Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Professor:"Gilligan, I think I know who Watubi is." Gilligan:"Who?" Professor pats Gilligan's stomach as if to say "You."
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    (Season 5 Man in the Middle) When Barney & Thelmer Lou have a fallin' out: Barney:"So deep a friendship hath one man for another, that no female caress shall ever tear it asunder. Boy, the guy that wrote that must have been some kind of a nut!"
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    This set of tributes is set 7 from the Season 2 episode Gilligan's Mother-in-law.
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    Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Yes it sure was Saturdays.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 2 Opie's Hobo Friend) When the hobo told Andy he should just let Opie decide for himself how he wanted to live… Andy said, "No, I'm afraid it don't work that way. You can't let a young’n decide for himself. He'll grab at the first flashy thing with shiny ribbons on it. Then when he finds out there's a hook in it, it's too late. Wrong ideas come packaged with so much glitter that it's hard to convince them that other things might be better in the long run. All a parent can do is say 'Wait' and 'Trust me' and try to keep temptation away."
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