Skipper Duke

(Season 3 The Producer) Harold Heccuba:"Silence!" Gilligan:"I didn't say anything." Harold Heccuba:"If I know you, you will!"

(Season 3 The Producer) Harold Heccuba:"If I say you're an actor, you're an actor." Gilligan:"Okay, I'm an actor." Harold Heccuba:"Believe me, you are no actor."

This set of tributes comes from Season 3 The Kidnapper.

Merry Christmas everyone on HazzardNet!

Sherwood Schwartz honoring 2 of his iconic shows Gilligan's Island and the Brady Bunch by wearing the bronze Lancaster Alan Hale Jr. Skipper's Cap and a Brady shirt.

I lost what I had written for my project The Dusty's Trail theatrical movie version remake of the series. I guess the project isn't meant to be?

Mine Hero Happy Anniversary Episode aired Dec 23, 1965 Trivia Ginger Grant has been wearing a myriad of different outfits throughout season two of the series. This is the first episode in season two where she wears only one outfit: her tan evening gown, which she wore in the very first episode.

(Season 1 X Marks the Spot) Gilligan:(riding in the missile after he accidentally activates it)"Fire!!"

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Skipper:"Wiley! That Wiley did it! Ep! There's a motor! He's getting away!"

(Season 3 The Producer) (Lines from the castaways version of Hamlet) Skipper:"Do you know how much wine you can buy in Paris with advice??" Mary Ann“Oh could I tell him a few things!” Mary Ann:"Unless I listen, I won't get my spending money! So I'll listen, I'll listen!"

(Season 1 X Marks the Spot) Professor:"Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Yeah?" Professor:"If the end of that wire touches any other connector, you'll blow us all up!"

(Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Boss Hogg:"I want those slot machines! They've been missin' 3 days!" Rosco:"It wasn't my fault Boss. They set up my drivers with a half naked female woman up on that highway. Shoot, anybody'd stop for that!"

Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan:"I guess it's all up to you now Andy. I can't do anything more like this." Andy:"You've done all you can Mr. Callahan. How'd the accident happen?" Callahan looks at Dusty. Dusty:"It was all my dumb fault." Mr. Callahan:"Well, we got this one caught in the breach of that shotgun there." Dusty:"But that wasn't the real dumb thing. The real dumb thing was, he had his other hand on the counter like this."(takes Andy's left hand puts it on counter.)"And I took the counter top like this-"(slams it on Andy's hand.) Andy:"Eyoooow!!!!"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Skipper:"Well Gilligan, how do I look?" Gilligan:"You look like a bowl of soggy Shredded Wheat." Skipper:"Oh ha ha. Well as long as we’re passing out the compliments, I’ve seen whisk brooms that look better than you."

Daniel Duke... Thank ya!

(Season 3 The Pigeon) Burt:"That's Funny ?, That doesn't Sound Like Old Lady Hawkins ?"

(Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley:"That's The Trouble with You Americans You Simply Don't Know How to Hold Your Tea..."

(Season 3 Up at Bat) Skipper:(Finds note pinned to Gilligan's hammock.) "Oh Gilligan., why'd ya have to do a dumb thing like that?" (He continues reading in Gilligan's voice) "P.S. This is the only dumb thing I could think of doing." Skipper:"Professor!? Professor!?"

Boss JD Hogg... Thank ya!

This set of tributes comes from Season 3 Up at Bat.

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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Daughter:"I a hawna wa nee nee"("I want that one for husband!")

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief:"Whatever baby wants, baby gets....la la boo boo lah!"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief's wife:"La la Bubala"