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(Season 5 Family Visit) Andy:"Don’t do that Ollie! Don't play with the siren." Ollie:"What's a matter? Afraid yer gonna get arrested?"
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George LeBay:"She'll start! You need these."(holds up keys)
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Will Darnell:"Ok Jack! The ride is over! Come on out! If I have to come in and get you, I'm gonna get you! So why don't you do us both a favor, come on out!?"
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(Season 3 Take a Dare) Gilligan:"When we get close enough to him, let's yell." Skipper:"What, so he can hear us?" Gilligan:"No. To make sure the people on the radio hear us." Skipper:"There's something wrong with that idea. Only I just don't have time enough to figure it out!"
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Skipper:"I'm Skipper of the S. S. Minnow!" Gilligan:"And Gilligan, Gilligan!" Radio:"Mr. Barkley, those voices, are there people with you?" Mr. Barkley:"Uh no sir. Uh, there must be another radio program on this frequency." Skipper:"Don't sign off!"(Takes mic from Barkley) "Sorry to spoil your fun mr., but it's for the best! We gotta get off this island. If you can hear me, this is the Skipper of the S. S. Minnow! There are 7 other people on this island, besides your Mr. Barkley!"
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Gilligan's Island fans... Pictures of the Heritage Auctions Skipper Hat interior.
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Skipper:"Why do I listen to him!?"
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Chucky:"Noooooo!!!! You little s***! Do you know what you've done!? It's to late! I've spent to much time in this body! I'm f**kin' trapped in here!"
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Moonrunners Theme Song Slow Rollin' Low
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Chucky is 4 episodes into Season 1. Has anybody been watching?
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Marzack:"I did my homework didn't I?" Eddie:"Yeah! Yer a g**d*** genius!" Marzack:(holding up pistol)"Yer g**d*** right I am!"
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Will Darnell:"Ok! That's the last time you run that mechanical @$$hole in here without an exhaust hose. I catch you doin' it one time, I don't care how much you paid up in front, I'll throw you out on yer f***** @$$! You got it!? Huh!?" Arnie Cunningham:"Yes sir." Will Darnell:"Now get the hell outta here, we're closed."
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Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jake? You leavin'?" Jake Rainey:"Yeah. I don't feel to good. I ate to much of that damn hog." Bobby Lee laughs. Jake Rainey:"Bobby Lee?" Bobby Lee:"Hmm?" Jake Rainey:"Try talkin' old Jesse into comin' in with us. I don't want no trouble with him. I've known Jesse all my life." Bobby Lee:"Well, I don't think it'll do much good Jake. But I'll tell him what you said." Jake Rainey:"Well, y'all have fun. I'm goin' home while I can still move." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Must be hell gettin' old Jake." Jake Rainey:"Beats dyin' young Bobby Lee." Waylon Jennings:"An' growin' old beats dyin' old too Jake. 'Cause the very next day some syndicate men paid a visit to Jake's Cotton Gin. The only cotton gin in the South that was run on corn." Syndicate man:"What's a matter Jake? Yer late on yer deliveries. Tiny ain't happy, are you Tiny?" Tiny shakes his head no. Syndicate man:"Let's hurry them up." Waylon Jennings:"Jake understood."
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Jr. Justice:"Damn! He had a lot of friends didn't he?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"If they had cremated the sum b**** ida been kickin' that Mr. Bandit's @$$ around the moon by now!"
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This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Take a Dare.
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Ginger:"What if I walk up to the enemy, like this, put my arms around him, like this, and whisper in ear like this, "Come on, surrender for Ginger, baby!" Skipper:"I give up!" Mr. Howell:"Unfortunately, you're not one of the enemy!"
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(Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Boss Hogg:"What the devil is this here thing!?" Luke Duke:"Boss, Rosco, meet the General Lee." Boss & Rosco:"Oh it's the General Lee." Boss Hogg:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!" Bo Duke:"Ugly huh!? Well, the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spittin' dust back at you!" -
Andy:"Looks like Otis was right! The only thing they understand is a leg of lamb!"
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Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"
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(Season 3 Voodoo) Professor:"What's everyone laughing at?" Skipper:"Well, believe it or not Professor, for the last 24 hours, you've been a zombie." Professor:"Nonsense, I just got thru telling you that witchdoctors, zombies, and voodoo spells are figments of the imagination! By the way, how did I get wet?"
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(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Gilligan:"Did He Sign it?" Skipper:"Kidnappers Don't Sign Ransom Notes!"
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(Season 3 Up at Bat) Gilligan:After being waken out of his vampire dream by the Skipper, and punching him in the stomach. "Get back I am the vampire!" Skipper:"Wait a minute Gilligan. It wasn't even a vampire bat that bit you. You're just plain old Gilligan!" Gilligan:"I warned you, Colonel Watney!"(Punches Skipper in stomach.) Skipper:"Ooop!" Gilligan:"Skipper is that You ?." Skipper:"No it's not The Skipper I'm Frankenstein's Monster!"(Roar!)
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(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Gilligan:"Don't Sit On Me !" Skipper:"We're All Dead Little Buddy Ha ! Ha ! Ha !."
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(Season 3 Gilligan's Personal Magnetism) Skipper:To Gilligan "If You Think The Worse Thing of All was Being Invisible ?, Wait Until I Get My Hands On You !."
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(Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley Waterford:To the Skipper "You're No Butterfly!"