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    Cousin HossC yep!
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
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    (Season 3 Man With a Net) The Skipper to Gilligan :"A Regular Captain Bligh." Lord Beasley Waterford:"No Talking in The Ranks!" The Skipper:"Yes Sir!" Lord Beasley Waterford:"And May I Remind You that Captain Bligh was also a Britisher!"
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    (Season 3 Man With a Net) The Skipper to Gilligan :"A Regular Captain Bligh." Lord Beasley Waterford:"No Talking in The Ranks!" The Skipper:"Yes Sir!" Lord Beasley Waterford:"And May I Remind You that Captain Bligh was also Britisher!"
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    (Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep) Waylon Jennings:"Now, why do you reckon they parked that there?"
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Gilligan's Personal Magnetism.
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya!
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode Hi-Fi Gilligan.
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    (Season 2 The Jinx) Barney:"There are atmospheric rays which control bodily motion. Now if a person containing negative or hexant qualities gets between you and them rays, why he creates a static that jars any successful motion into an unsuccessful motion, and jinxes ya'. And that is a scientific fact!" Andy:"And that's also the biggest crock of nothin I've ever heard!" Barney:"Forget it. It's guys like you who laughed at Edison, the Wright Brothers, Buzz Fluheart." Andy:"Buzz Fluheart!?" Barney:"The man who discovered the scientific fact I was just telling you!"
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    (Season 2 Mine Hero) (Gilligan & Mr. Howell stuck to the mine.) Gilligan:"Mr. Howell, I'm afraid to open my eyes. Are we still alive?" Mr. Howell:"We better be. There's someone I wanna cut out of my will." Gilligan:"Who?" Mr. Howell:"YOU!"
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    (Season 1 The Return of Wrongway Feldman) Skipper:"Bu...but when we get back you can go live in Yellow Stone Park!" Wrongway:"I tried that already. Even the bears are civilized! Th...they wear boy scout uniforms, put out fires!"
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    Kait Tucker... Thank ya! I'd give it a love. But same as I told Daniel Duke I've used up my reaction limit.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya! I'd love it. But I've used my reaction limit.
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    (Season 3 Lovey's Secret Admirer) Skipper:(answering the Howell's questions under the Professor's lie detector test.)"No! Yes! No! Yes! No! No! No! Yes and no! There! You see? I always tell the truth!"
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    This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode Lovey's Secret Admirer. I didn't have anything to use as the coconut hat of the lie detector.
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    Facebook friend Rick Clegg's Skipper hat collection. The twisted braid is World Wing brand hat and the straight braid is Athan brand hat.
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    Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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    (Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Skipper:"You are a captain's dream!" What a crew! A crew that takes orders without questions."
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    Bobby Lee Hagg:(runs out of farm house, as Uncle Jesse pulls up in Beth Ann Eubanks's former orange now yellow car.)"Well, I see you ain't forgot how to drive!"(grabs Uncle Jesse's arm.Uncle Jesse has no pulse)"Oh god. Beth! You get Doc Pruem on the phone, tell him to get here quick!" Grady Hagg:(realizing Uncle Jesse is dead.)"It ain't no use, Lee." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Awe!"(turns around away from car, starts crying.) Waylon Jennings starts singing "Whiskey Man."
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    Regina Cunningham:“That's noise pollution what you're doing! You might as well be dumping toxic waste on our lawn.”
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    (Season 6 How to Succeed in Hazzard) Luke Duke:"I'd like to grab that Dewey, an' shake him until I find out what it is he's up to!"
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    (Season 5 Ding Dong, the Boss is Dead) Boss Hogg:"I left my stomach up there somewhere on the incline!" Vance Duke:"Yours is up there Boss. Mine's right next to it."
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    (Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Gilligan:"You think I care they went fishing without me? I don't care. I don't even like fishing."
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    Otis:"No no Andy. Never apologize to a woman."
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