Everything posted by Skipper Duke
-
The Amityville Horror (1979)
I'm gonna buy the Jay Anson book from my local Barnes & Noble and start reading it.
-
Titanic(1997)
Tonight is the 114th anniversary of the sinking. The anniversary of spotting and striking the iceberg and launching lifeboats has passed. In 10 minutes at 2:20 AM the stern sinks beneath the waves. 10 minutes after that, the bow reaches the ocean floor. ๐ข Total sinking time 11:40 PM April 14, 1912- 2:30 AM April 15, 1912. Most pets drowned. ๐ข Crew freed them from their kennels and the pets were left to fend for themselves.
-
Shot phone
Yep Roger... "The Skipper too" might be out of commission for a little while. ๐ Hopefully not too long.
-
Shot phone
I might be gone for a bit pretty soon before too much longer. It's been accidentally dropped a few times and the plastic case is busted up and won't sit flush anymore and the screen is now coming off too. All along the right side and across the bottom. I may be temporarily out of commission pretty soon. Probably cheaper to just get a new device than trying to repair this one? It's time for a new one anyway. I have storage issues and functions are not working properly. It takes I swear like 50 million times to delete or archive chats before it'll do it now. Is it true? Am I supposed to upgrade after 3 years? Judging by the way this one is acting now, and the impacts it has absorbed, it is definitely toast?
-
Walker Texas Ranger (1993-2001)
The Eyes of the Ranger Lyrics In the eyes of a ranger The unsuspecting stranger Had better know the truth of wrong from right 'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you Any wrong you do, he's gonna see When you're in Texas, look behind you 'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be
-
Walker Texas Ranger (1993-2001)
Any fans here? I bring you sad news. Chuck Norris (Ranger Cordell Walker) passed away on March 19, 2026. ๐ข
-
What I'm Doing Right Now!
Hobie... So when you go to bed, The Dukes watch you? ๐
-
What age did everyone find The Dukes of Hazzard?
It was One Armed Bandits. Repo Men was 3rd and Mary Kaye's Baby 4th. But they aired Repo 4th and Mary Kaye's Baby 3rd. Swamp Molly is actually the 2nd CA filmed episode. Luke's Love Story is the first CA episode. But they aired Swamp Molly first.
- The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)
-
Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
Season 1 Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy. Skipper (Frustrated over pedaling the bicycle washing machine.)"Sometimes I think the Professor invents too many things!" ๐ Also very funny same episode same scene. Mr. Howell (Showing up spotting Skipper riding the bicycle washing machine and launches into song.):"Ha ho! Ha ho! Ha ho! This is the way we wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes, this is the way we wash our clothes so early in the morning!" ๐ Skipper:"Mr. Howell, how would you like it if I put you in the driver's seat?" ๐ Mr. Howell:"Sir, are you suggesting that I stoop to manual labor?" ๐ Skipper:"Congratulations, you got it right the first time!" ๐ Mr. Howell:"Would you ask a man with a strangulated disc and a chronic sacarilliac to do a thing like that?" ๐ Skipper:"You got all those things?" ๐ Mr. Howell:"Don't evade the issue." ๐
-
Police Academy movies
https://www.scripts.com/script/police_academy_16046 https://www.scripts.com/script/police_academy_2:_their_first_assignment_16047 https://www.scripts.com/script/police_academy_3:_back_in_training_16048 https://www.scripts.com/script/police_academy_4:_citizens_on_patrol_16049 https://www.scripts.com/script/police_academy_5:_assignment:_miami_beach_16050
- Police Academy movies
-
Child's Play franchise
Happy Belated 76th Child's Play Birthday to Brad Dourif (Charles Lee Ray/Chucky)! 3/18/50- 3/18/2026
-
Raise The Titanic(1980)
I just scored the Clive Cussler novel on Tuesday March 17, 2026 at my local Barnes & Noble for $10.99 + tax. I'm reading it. I'm currently on Chapter 3.
-
Waylon Jennings
Which Do I Go (Now That I'm gone) https://youtu.be/GuLlEm9jBig?si=pO8qICbSuU09NEkW
-
Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
My Facebook post. Someone in a Gilligan's Island Facebook group page joked around about my Skipper Tribute Artist scenes. ๐ I used to leave my glasses on when I did them, but now I take 'em off. They said "Ah ha! Now we know you crashed the S. S. Minnow onto the island! You didn't have your glasses on! ๐"
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
-
What I'm Doing Right Now!
Hobie... You are almost done with the Coy and Vance episodes. Bo and Luke return pretty soon. ๐
- Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)
- The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread
-
Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
This is also very funny from CMT Inside Fame The Dukes of Hazzard. Balladeer (Talking about James Best (Rosco's artwork.):"Who knew Rosco could paint anything but the side of a barn." ๐
-
Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
This is very funny in CMT Inside Fame The Dukes of Hazzard. Balladeer:"When it came time fer Ben Jones to audition fer Cooter, all he had to do was roll outta bed." ๐
-
Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Before bad guy called Sheriff Little to get help catching Bo and Luke, his buddy told him "Get the police channel on the CB. Maybe we can get that Sheriff to help us." Partner:"It sure feels funny callin' the cops." ๐
-
Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
Funny scene from Season 6 Dead and Alive. Bad guy:"Callin' Chickasaw County Sheriff." Sheriff Little reaches for radio. Rosco:"Now just a minute Little! That there is my radio." ๐ Sheriff Little:"An' that's my name he's a callin'." ๐
- The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)