Skipper Duke

"That dang blasted orange clunker car, dag nab it! That thing has caused me more trouble around here than Delilah caused Samson after giving him that haircut! You lugnuts better try your best to catch Jesse Duke, or else, you'll be demoted to night watchmen at the Hazzard Gravel Pit! Now move you dipsticks, on the double you hear me!?" The Boss bellowed angrily. Cletus and Enos looking dejected reply in unison"Yes sir Mr. Hogg sir!"

East and WEST(36)the highway leading in and out of Hazzard Square.

Season 4 Double Dukes Uncle Jesse Duke:"Maybelle get me Cooter Davenport over to the garage." Cooter Davenport:"Hazzard Garage. Cooter Davenport speakin'." Uncle Jesse:"Cooter, this is Jesse Duke. Listen, you haven't seen anything of the boys have ya?" Cooter:"No sir. I ain't seen hide nor hair of 'em. What's up?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"I don't know. An' I don't like not knowin'."

Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.??? Mrs. Howell:"My name is Ms Wentworth and it will remain ms Wentworth until after the ceremony! Skipper:"Yes mam!" Mr. Howell:"Don't be stubborn Lovey! You were Mrs. Howell much longer than you were Ms Wentworth!" Mrs. Howell:"Is that a remark concerning my age ??"

Season 2 Mr. & Mrs.??? Mr. Howell:"That's the last time I intend to wed you Miss Wentworth!" Mrs. Howell:"Did I hear you right!?" Mr. Howell:"You most certainly did! And if you didn't, I'll spell it out for you, the wedding is definitely off! O F F! Off!"

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Lurene TUTTLE(Granny Annie Coggins)

Season 3 The Great Santa Claus Chase Bo:"Luke, this sure is a dandy way you figured out to clear us! A stolen police car! Haha!" Luke:"It's a whole lot better than tryin' to track them hijackers from inside Rosco's slammer!"

Pot Pies

I'm happy for you Hobie! Keep us posted.

Stone QUARRY

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Clouds

Season 1 Forget Me, Not Gilligan:"Hey soldier, don't you remember me? I'm your Little Buddy!" Skipper:"I don't have any little buddy!"(Realizing Gilligan is out of jail.)"WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE!? GET BACK IN THERE!"

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: The Island that played the backdrop of Gilligan's Island in Season 1 (1964-1965) b/w episodes 1-36 is Sandy Cay in Bahamas. The Island that played the backdrop of Gilligan's Island in Season 2(1965-1966) and Season 3 (1966-1967) the color episodes 37-98 is Coconut Island in Hawaii.

Season 2 Meet The Meteor Professor:"Gilligan! Skipper! Don't go near that!" Gilligan:"It knows our names!" Skipper:"Gilligan, for goodness sakes, it's the Professor!" Gilligan:"It doesn't look like the Professor!" Professor:"Gilligan, Skipper, get away from there fast!" Skipper:"I wonder what he's worried about?" Gilligan:"Let's go find out. Fast!"

Paul Hogan

Good luck Hobie! I hope it turns out ok for you. Not laughing cuz you have to have surgery. Laughing cuz of the new nickname you wrote.

Hoss... But I am getting better? Not so many mistakes anymore?

DIPSTICK

Hobie yep.

Season 1 Repo Men Waylon Jennings:"There was old Cooter, stickin' out like a bourbon bottle at a country revival." Bo:"Hang loose!" Luke:"If I was any looser, I'd be slidin' off the seat!" Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, old Rosco wasn't doin' to hot. Cuz if he wasn't careful, an' he tried to pass 'em, he'd end up with a lapful of racin' car, with old Cooter in it. The boys kept up the chase. While they were gettin' in deeper, old Rosco was gonna gettin' madder than an old wet hen!" Luke:"Sure hope you like Scrambled Eggs!" Bo:"What has that got to do with this?" Luke:"Where there's chickens, there's eggs!" Bo:"Sure was a funny place to put a barn!" Luke:"You try that fool stunt again, I'll find a funnier place to put one!"

The ATF Revenue Agents and the Shiloh County Police try set up a trap to catch Bobby Lee Hagg. ATF Revenue Agent:"He's headin' East on 601!" Shiloh 2:"This is Shiloh 2, I'm boxin' him in!" Shiloh 4:"This is Shiloh 4, I'm headin' West on 601!"

HossC Wow! Thanks!

Y'all... The final revised version!" "Friends, I just had an amazing realization! I believe God had a plan for me to own the Pakistani version of the Benford Yacht Hat, even when the seller switched the braid style. It was as if God said, 'I know you want the $249 hat, but I've got a more affordable option for you - $78.29! And I'll use this experience to lead you to the perfect Lancaster replica, crafted with love by Mom!' It's amazing how God works in mysterious ways, turning what seemed like a disappointment into a blessing in disguise. Share your own stories of God's providence in the comments below!" It really was a stepping stone leading to my 100% perfect screen accurate Gilligan's Island Skipper's hat just like what Lancaster Uniform Cap Co. made for Alan Hale Jr.(Skipper Jonas Grumby). Now I have my Hollywood one-off. Er "Hollyweird one-off" as Ol' Waylon Jennings would say. See friends... The bait and switch was a good thing after all. Very subtle. Helped me temporarily own a Benford which would receive an overhaul into a Lancaster my dream hat when Mom made and installed correct braid on it. Maybe it was meant to work out the way it did? In the end, I ended up with the perfect replica that I was seeking all along.