Skipper Duke

Bo:"Look MA no hands!"(Find Loretta Lynn)

KLINGER Ridge (Granny Annie) Luke:"We're gonna have to leap frog over Klinger Ridge. He can't catch what he can't see!" Bo:"The General an' me will do our best. Hang on cousin!" Luke:"Alright."

property taxes

Lighthorse HARRY Hogg

Marriages

EMERY Potter

James BEST

Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978) Events leading up to Gilligan's Discovery of the first boat's wreckage piece. Mary Ann:"Oh he didn't mean any harm Skipper!" Skipper:"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic!" Ginger:"Any idea where we are!?" Skipper:"Not really! That storm turned us 'round an' 'round, an' blew us all over the map fer 12 days." Mrs. Howell;"Well, surely, we must be someplace. If we weren't, we wouldn't be here!" Mr. Howell:"That's my Lovey's long suit. Hehe. Logic!" Mrs. Howell:"Yes!" Professor:"Well, wherever we are, thanks to your expert seamen ship Skipper, we're all alive!" Gilligan:"Hey! I know where we are!" Skipper:"Now how could you know that Gilligan!? That wind was blowing 90 miles an hour in every direction!" Gilligan:"But I know Skipper!" Skipper (Playing along.):"And how do you know Gilligan!?" Gilligan (Holds up MINNOW- I board.):"Look what I found!" Skipper:"Oh no!" Mr. Howell:"The same island!" Gilligan:"Well, why are you all so sad!? I mean, we're home again, huh!?" Skipper:"Yes Gilligan! We're home again!" Gilligan:"Yeah!" (Clap, wet hat meets wet hat.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" (Drops MINNOW- I board on Skipper's feet. Who cries out in pain.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" (Runs away for cover in the Lagoon.) Skipper:"Oooh! Aaah! Ooh Gilligan!" (Chases him into the Lagoon. They splash around with Gilligan evading the Skipper's hot pursuit. Roll end credits.)

The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island (1981) Gilligan (Upon meeting George the Robot.):"Who are you!?" George:"I'm George! Who are you!?" Gilligan:"I'm Gilligan! Why do you sound like that?" George:"I talk the way I have been programmed! Why do you sound the way you do?"

The Castaways On Gilligan's Island (1979) Skipper:"Gilligan! Get the mail sack!" Gilligan:"Yes sir!" (Tries to pick it up, it's to heavy, he eventually manages to lift it up over his shoulder to follow the Skipper to the hotel lobby where they'll sort the mail. We hear a splash. The Skipper knows what has happened. Gilligan has fallen in the Lagoon mail sack and all. The Skipper just walks off shaking his head in an "Oh brother it happened!" Kind of way.

Joints

Season 3 Court Martial In the end of the reenactment of the sinking of the Minnow. Professor:"Skipper!? Gilligan!? Are you alright!? Skipper, did you find out what went wrong?" Skipper:"I think so!" (To Gilligan.)"Gilligan, when you threw the anchor overboard, was the anchor line attached to it?" Gilligan:"Anchor line attached!? Anchor line!? What anchor line!? Well, nobody's perfect!"

Bend/Bed

ZEKE Haskell (Bye, Bye, Boss)

Season 2 Ghost a Go-Go scene https://youtu.be/dGKRIYlhIO0?si=zT4pGYA1rXl5bVIw

giant

SKUNK Hollow (the alien's flying saucer landed here)

lawn mower

Rosco is a QUESTIONABLE Sheriff

Wow! Haha.

Season 4 Sadie Hogg Day Boss Hogg is in the phone with the State Chief Bank Examiner and finds out he'll be audited for county funds and possible sign of embezzlement. The call has ended. Boss Hogg hung up. Boss Hogg:"Of the cotton pickin' corn shuckin' pig suckin', son of a revenuer!" Rosco:"Was it bad news?" Boss Hogg:"No! It was a singin' candy grin! Of course it was bad news, you dodo!"

Boss Hogg:"Of all the cotton pickin' pig shuckin', son of a revenuer!" Rosco:"Was it bad news?" Boss Hogg:"No! It was a singin' candy grin! Of course it was bad news, you dodo!"

OPERATION Water Wings (Boss Hogg's operation in Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox when he was planning to blow the dam behind the orphanage and turn Hazzard County into a water park Hogg's Heaven Fishery & Water sports Park.)

floats

Mrs. MORGAN'S Molasses (Coy Meets Girl)