Skipper Duke

Paranoid (one of his songs)

Yep Philip... Times flies like General Lee.

(Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) (Gilligan painting Skipper. He misses the canvas, and literally paints the Skipper 's face.) Skipper:(Angrily.)"Yes Gilligan! It's me, and it's very funny!" (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Ginger:"Would you let your wife wear this?" Producer:"Which wife?" Ginger:"Your daughter!" Producer:"Now that's hitting below the belt!" Ginger:"That's the problem. There's nothing below the belt. It's all above it!" (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Gilligan:"How 'bout that robot? R2D2?" Skipper:"Well, there's nothing dirty in that!" Gilligan:"R2D2 is a four letter word!" (Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Dubov:"Nincoompoopers, it's upside down!" (Season 1 Goodbye, Old Paint) Ginger:"Belly dancer?! I'm not a stripper!" Dubov:"Who said anything about stripper? Belly dancer!" Professor:"Ginger, he means Bali. Bali dancer from the island of Bali." Ginger:"Well, why didn't he say so?!" Dubov:"I did. I said "Belly dancer!"

Titanic fans... I bring y'all sad news. Most of it will be gone melted away forever pretty soon. A large section of the port side bow rail fell off recently. It was on TV on the news about the large section of the port side bow rail that fell off.

Sherwood Schwartz & his son Lloyd Schwartz's Gilligan's Island remake. The Real Gilligan's Island (2004-2005) https://archive.org/details/real-gilligans-island

Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: The huts in The Real Gilligan's Island (2004-2005) reality series remake are brown weathered like in the first Reunion movie Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978). Wow!

LUKE Duke

JENSON'S Hollow (meeting place in The Great Bank Robbery)

DUKE family

(Rosco & Enos playing cards in Season 2 Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough) Rosco:"You got a jack?" Enos:"No sir. Go fish!" Rosco:"Enos, you don't go fish in Rummy, you dummy!"

Season 5 Vance's Lady Vance:"Rosco! What's he want now?" Coy:"He probably wants to find out if she's pretty, and if she has a sister!" Vance:"Let's just lose him huh cuz?" Coy:"Alrighty!" Waylon Jennings:"Losin' Rosco is comparatively easy fer Vance an' Coy, compared to what was comin' up."

Did any of y'all notice that every time Rosco crashes his car, and ducks down before losing the roof, although he ducks down out of the way, the top of his Sheriff hat is always cut off? Times that come mine, are Season 3 The Hazzardville Horror crash, Season 5 Vance's Lady crash.

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YUCHEE Swamp (Russell "Snake" Harmon's hideout.)

"Curious minds want to know... What did you think of the 2004-2006 reality series remake of Gilligan's Island, 'The Real Gilligan's Island', produced by the legendary Sherwood Schwartz and his son Lloyd Schwartz? Did it live up to the original or did it sink like the S.S. Minnow? Share your thoughts!"

I just commented on a funny meme joke. It was the original Gilligan's Island Skipper, Gilligan & Professor onboard the Jaws boat Orca. My comment: Good news. They finally got rescued from the island. The bad news they're gonna become shark food.

Season 5 Lawman of the Year Waylon Jennings:"Now, bein' 5 minutes ahead of a Duke in Hazzard don't mean much. 'Cause they do know the territory." The General Lee makes a jump. Coy & Vance:"Yeehaw!" They land and are now on the bad guy's tail. Waylon Jennings:"See what I mean?" Bad Guy #1:"It's them 2 rubes! Where'd they come from?" Bad Guy #2:"It doesn't make any difference. There's no way they could keep up with a souped up engine like ours." Coy & Vance are still gaining. Bad Guy $2:"You and yo souped up engine, how come they still gainin' on us!?" Bad Guy #1 (Nonchalant.):"Beats me!"

Did anyone else catch the blooper in Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich? The right side passenger fender of the General Lee is dented up before Rosco, Coy & Vance even started crashing into each other.

VANCE Duke

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Season 4 (Birds Gotta Fly) Rosco flipped the patrol car trying to make a jump off a dirt mound. It lands on the roof and starts spinning. Boss:"Get me out of here!" Rosco:"I will, as soon as everything stops spinnin'!"

Boss Hogg's prices on things.

QUICK sand(Baa, Baa, White Sheep)

Bo:"Look MA no hands!"(Find Loretta Lynn)

KLINGER Ridge (Granny Annie) Luke:"We're gonna have to leap frog over Klinger Ridge. He can't catch what he can't see!" Bo:"The General an' me will do our best. Hang on cousin!" Luke:"Alright."