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But why would she do that? She spent her own money on the bidding on the cap.

(Season 6 Malcolm at the Crossroads) Sheriff Andy Taylor:"I’m gonna confiscate on those rocks!!" Ernest T. Bass:"No Sheriff! No you ain't, them is my rocks!"

Cousin Hobie... What do you mean?

(Season 6 Malcolm at the Crossroads) Ernest T. Bass:"Alright Sheriff alright I promise, I won't throw no more rocks!"(Waits for Andy to be out of earshot)"But I didn't say nothin' about no bricks! Hehehe!"

Nah. The lady Theresa is a trusted source. Personal friend of the family. 2nd mom to me. Our families camped together and I dated her daughter Kristen too.

(Season 1 Music Hath Charm) Everyone is hiding in the cave from the headhunters. They are huddled around a camp fire complaining about freezing. Skipper:"If everybody really wants to get warm, I know a way, follow me. We'll give ourselves up to the cannibals, and they'll put us in a nice hot pot!" Everyone scrambles back to camp fire and resumes huddling.

(Season 3 The Loaded Goat) Otis Campbell:(To Jimmy the goat)"Uncle Nat!? What're you doin' here?"(Realizing it's a goat not Uncle Nat.)"Hey. Yer not Uncle Nat! Yer a goat."

Update y'all. The Fun World Skipper's hat still hasn't arrived yet.

(Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings) Waylon Jennings:"Now I woulda joined in. But I just didn't wanna hurt my hands." (He says this when Bo & Luke are beating up the museum truck hijackers.)

As Gomer Pyle would say "Wow golly Cousin Roger! Your body must really be smarting!"(hurting)

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(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:"Why does a man climb a mountain? Because it's there."

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"You have smashed it! You have smashed it!"(Professor threw a coconut & it hit the hypnotic mind controlling ring device with it, breaking the device.) Professor:"Who was that!?" Skipper:"What are we doing with all these coconuts!?" Professor:"Wait! Come back! We're stranded!" Mr. Howell:"Rescue us, rescue us!" Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"Gaah, gaah!"(sails away in boat.) Gilligan:"I'll get him! I'll get him!"(Drives bamboo car into Lagoon trying to chase boat.)

Bandit:"Well, hello Smokey."

Any of y'all fans of this Fright Night sequel?

Any of y'all fans of this Chris Sarandon movie?

Bandit:"When you get that damn dog in the truck you can put the hammer down because at that time, that smokey will have gone by you." Snowman:"How'd he know that?"

(Season 3 Up at Bat) The Skipper:"I Knocked and Knocked and No One is Answering What Do You Make of that Inspector Sherlock ?." Professor:"It's elementary dear Watney! Nobody's at home! We've come to the wrong castle!"

(Season 2. Finale of Season 2. Episode 32 : Meet The Meteor) The Skipper:"Oh Boy !" Gilligan:"Skipper." The Skipper:"Well Skipper's are Allowed..." Gilligan:"How about that Instead of Getting The Lead Out, We're Getting The Lead Back in..." The Skipper:"Yes, Gilligan Dig !."

(Season 2 The Rustlers) Lulu is going off on Boss on the phone. He gives his driver the CB "Here Alex. You listen to 'er for awhile!"

UFO

(Season 2 A Medal for Opie) Barney Fife:"We'll make one great big muscle out of you." Andy Taylor:"Except in Opie's case, we'll try to stop at the neck."

Mars Bar

(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi) Skipper:(Opening hut closet and sees Kona in there.)"I don't believe it!"(Closes closet door, catching his hand in door.) "Doop! I do believe it! I do believe it! Gilligan! Look in there!"

I have Gilligan name for Corona Virus. I call it "The Kona Virus" whoever dug him up needs to put him back pronto! Kona is the evil native tiki god statue remember in Season 1 Episode 10 Waiting for Watubi.