Skipper Duke

(Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Bo Duke:"Oh great! The dang bridge is washed out!" Rick:"We got 'em now!" Luke Duke:"Why ain't you slowin' down!? We're gonna crash!" Bo Duke:"Well, wish me luck!" Luke Duke:"Bo!" Waylon Jennings:"Y'all are lookin' at a historic moment in Hazzard County. The first jump ever made by General Lee."

Skipper:"Oh that Gilligan! He never does anything right!" Mary Ann:"What's he done now?" Skipper:"Look at the way he washed this plate." Mary Ann:"Well, it looks clean to me." Skipper:"What's that spot in the middle of it?" Mary Ann:"THAT is your breakfast!"

I have showed a friend shots of Alan Hale's Skipper hat buttons when they are gold n he still insists "No. Only black." I even told him this too. I got it straight from a former Lancaster former employee Patty. "We used mixed buttons for Hale's hats for that show. We used black, gold, brass and bronze too. Not always black." Right from the horse's mouth and he still don't believe it.

The photos I did today are from Season 3 The Second Ginger Grant.

(Season 1 Ellie Comes to Town) Emma Watson:"Sheriff, I'd like to report a murder!" Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Murder!? Who?" Emma Watson:"Me! And I'll tell you who did it too, that lady druggist that's who! Now, do yer duty! Go arrest her." Sheriff Andy Taylor:"Well, Emma, you see, there's just a little bitty technicality involved here. You ain't quite dead yet."

Snowman:"We got a problem. Then Smokey’s got the CBS in the car now." Bandit:"I know that. Haven’t worked that out yet." Bandit:"How bout this. If I say go to channel 21. Forget it go to 19 If I say go to channel 6. Forget it go to 3 If I say go to channel 2. Go to channel 1." Snowman:"How ever. If we stay on the odd channels. Switch everytime. Start in the basement. That’s work too." Bandit:"Let’s haul @$$!"

I'm out of reactions so here's your haha.

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:(To counter lady):"Lemme have a Diablo Sandwich a Dr. Pepper an' make it fast! I'm in a GD hurry!" (Runs to door. Asks son Jr.)"You want somethin'!?" Jr. Justice:"Some Hush Puppies daddy!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"We ain't got no time fer that crap! Dumb sumb****!"

Wind breaker(a type of jacket/coat)

She danced with me to romantic music, I fell into her seductive charms, and bang my neck was all hers lol.

I had sweet dreams of Regine Dandridge(Julie Carmen)last night. She bit my neck and vampired me. It hurt. She had a very forceful bite lol.

(Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane) The Howells have now interrupted the Professor. Mr. Howell:"Professor!" Mrs. Howell:"Oh dear I'm terribly sorry Professor. Did we cause you to spill that?" Professor:"Not at all Mrs. Howell. Why, I've had so much practice recently, I could've spilled it without your help."

(Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane) Professor:"Alright! Out! Shoo! Go on! I will let you know the results the moment I am finished. Now go!"(Ginger & Mary Ann has interrupted him while testing out the significance of the jetpack fuel to see if it will reach Hawaii. He sends them out of his hut.)

(Season 2 The Sweepstakes) Dream sequence. Mr. Howell is playing Poker with the Skipper. There is a vase of flowers on the table next to them. Mr. Howell:"You know, I haven't taken a bath in 40 years." (Flowers droop) Skipper:"We know!"

Hey y'all I just had a realization. Maybe all the snow is delaying that Fun World hat also? Bad driving conditions for the USPS guys and girls. Also Covid, drivers could be out sick etc. Also the holidays whacked the mail all up too?

(Season 1 My Fair Gilligan) Mr. Howell:"Would you excuse us everyone? I'd like a word with Gilligan." Gilligan:“Don’t you mean G. Thurston Howell IV?” Mr. Howell:"No. I mean Gilligan!!!"

Guys... Ginger or Mary Ann?

(Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke) Waylon Jennings:"Old Sheriff Little has rigged an extra hundred horses under the hood, just fer times like this." Sheriff Little:"Pull over!" Waylon Jennings:"You know, by the time them boys get to the trial, the farm's gonna be gone, an' that brewery's gonna be sellin' beer on TV." Sheriff cuts off the General Lee, and drives off the bridge. Waylon Jennings:"Course, havin' extra horses don't mean no whole lot, unless you know how to drive." Sheriff Little:"I'm gonna get you!"(Makes fist, and waves it at Bo and Luke.)Luke Duke:"He don't look to pleased." Bo Duke:"I wouldn't be either. He's to big to be that mad." Luke Duke:"Let's get outta here!"

Every radio broadcast episode 1-98

The soundtrack:

Wish I could drive to Fun World headquarters n pick up a hat in person. Then I'd have the thing without waiting.

I just had a thought for this HazzardNet Skipper forum. I could start posting in here the season number and episode name I am doing each day. No photos just text. You know my Flickr is done. Have to pay to upgrade it for more uploads. Cannot pay.

Cousin Roger Duke... What you think of Julie Carmen(The Vampire Regine Dandridge)?

Boss Hogg said about taxi cabs in his Mel's Diner Alice appearance "Back in Hazzard we don't tip a taxi cab driver, unless he jumps a river or 2."

Maybe tomorrow? However I'm not counting on it. Cuz every day that I expect arrival is a let down.