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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"You didn’t find this in Howell’s pants pocket, you found it in MY PANTS POCKET! Shhhh!" Gilligan:"Me shhhh!? You're the one doing all the shouting!"
  2. (Season 2 Duke of Duke) Luke Duke:"Well mercy me. Looks like that city slicker wants a race." Bo Duke:"Well now. We can't disappoint him can we? Hey I'll take it easy on him." Luke Duke:"Alright." Bo Duke honks the "Dixie" horn. City slicker grins changes into a faster gear, takes off. Bo and Luke are stunned that their Charger is left in the dust. Bo Duke:(Turns to Luke Duke)"Um. Well, I just hope we don't run into him at that race on Sunday." Luke Duke:(Turns to Bo Duke)"You can't hardly run into somethin' you can't catch up to."
  3. Yep. She is an family friend and 2nd mom to me. She will come thru.
  4. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Don’t you ever ever raise your voice to me! Do you know who you’re talking to?!? I happen to be Buford T Justice! A distinguished officer of over 30 years seniority! One of the most highly respected law enforcement agents in the United States of America! That vehicle happens to be evidence! Valuable evidence that’s gonna convict a maniac! That I’ve been trying to apprehend and that I have been in high speed pursuit of for 700 miles! He is wanted for the Mann act, kidnapping and the attempted murder of over 20 brother officers!"
  5. A word Gilligan once said Prolazy
  6. Snowman:“Well the more wheels you got, the better I like it. I am the brother of a truck drivin’ mother. Boogity, boogity, boogity,boogity.”
  7. Doctor:"The lady is gonna have a baby! She cannot be moved for 24 hrs.!"
  8. Someone on Facebook criticized me. He said "Until you have a shirt that blue of the show stop buying hats." Nothing wrong with mine. They're as blue I'm gonna get. He's just jealous?
  9. Someone on Facebook criticized me. He said "Until you have a shirt that blue of the show stop buying hats." Nothing wrong with mine. They're as blue I'm gonna get. He's just jealous?
  10. (Season 7 Happy Birthday, General Lee) Bo Duke:"Oh great! The dang bridge is washed out!" Rick:"We got 'em now!" Luke Duke:"Why ain't you slowin' down!? We're gonna crash!" Bo Duke:"Well, wish me luck!" Luke Duke:"Bo!" Waylon Jennings:"Y'all are lookin' at a historic moment in Hazzard County. The first jump ever made by General Lee."
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