Skipper Duke

Skipper:"In the first place, who's gonna ask a lot of STUPID questions like THAT!?" Mr. Howell:"Mrs. Howell!"

(Season 3 Pass the Vegetables, Please) Mary Ann:"I never saw anything like this back on our farm. Except under a cow!"

(Season 2 Ship Ahoax) Gilligan:"Blanket blanket on the shelf, come to Gilligan by itself !! Goodnight Skipper!" Skipper:(Broken up in surprise)"Goodnight Gilligan."

(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents) Skipper:"Gilligan that's not fat just big bones !!" Gilligan:"Ya with big meat on it !!" Gilligan:"I bet I could fit that suit!" Skipper:"I don't think we have any choice!" Professor:"Alright Skipper. Take it off, and we'll put it onto Gilligan."

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Stand up there and see if you can see where the hell they went. Can you see anything?" Jr. Justice:"Yeah it's a football game. Can we stay and watch daddy?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Uh you stay and watch the game I'm goin back!" Jr. Justice:"But daddy-"

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(Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk) Gilligan:"Hello, little fish!" Professor:"Louder!" Gilligan:"HELLO THERE LITTLE FISH!" Which in the original unaired pilot Marooned went like this. Gilligan:"Hello, little fish!" Professor:"Louder!" Gilligan:"Hello there, louder!"

Did anyone notice that Snowman’s truck mysteriously gained a bull bar for a few seconds as he was entering the Fairgrounds.

I Love the Episode Gilligan's Mother In-Law. When He says some thing in a Native Language and His Father In-Law Chases Him with a Knife. Gilligan:"What did I say Professor!? What did I say!?"

10-4 hot pants we copy! Let go of the button!!!!

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Don Purcell:"The road's out. What do we do?" Joe Landis:"Leave it up to the car!"(General Lee flies) Don Purcell:"Whoo!!"(General Lee lands) Waylon Jennings:"The General sure jumps prettier when the Dukes are drivin'. But I guess you can't hold a thoroughbred back even if you ain't got no class yerself."

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(Season 1 Swamp Molly) Uncle Jesse Duke:"Now, now, Molly, before you start up with one of them schemes of yours, I want you to remember that them 2 boys in there, they's on probation." Swamp Molly:"Why Jess, how you talk. Alright, if you ain't got the time, or inclination-" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Uh let's just serve up the pie, an' you an' Alice can stay as long as you want." Waylon Jennings:"The boys never could figure that strange hold Molly had over their Uncle Jesse. To their mind, that old debt had been paid twice over, with interest. Before they was even born."

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(Season 2 The Mouse With A Saddle) Max Black:"That is not a mouse That is a car that a mouse drives!"

Poor Han Lee the owner of the diner. Max and Caroline's boss. He's always the butt of their jokes.

Any of y'all seen this 2011-2017 Kat Dennings & Beth Behrs series?

(Season 2 The Runaway) Deputy Enos Strate:"The General Lee's approachin' Sumptner Farm, Sheriff." Suzi Holmes:"Erm.. Is that what you call a tumbleweed in these parts?" Bo Duke:"No maam... That's what we call an Enos!!"

ham. I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them Sam I am.

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Joe:"Gus he had a gun." Gus:"Was it real?" Joe:"No. He was loadin' a water pistol. YEAH IT WAS REAL!"

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Hello fans... Which do you like best book or movie or both?

(Season 3 Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow) Mrs. Howell:"I'll have a nice hard bald egg... Uh, I mean boiled!" Gilligan:"They won't even notice huh!?"