Skipper Duke

Bandit:"I'll need a speedy car. You know to run blocker for the truck." Little Enos gives Bandit money. Bandit:"Speedier." Little Enos gives Bandit more money. Bandit:"Speedier than that." Little Enos:(Whiney like horse.)"I'd like to kick his a** just once." Bandit:"You can't kick that high, cricket crotch."

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Skipper:"Believe me Mr. Howell, as long as we're all together on this island, it won't make any difference to us if you have any money or not." Ginger:"But I know you'll have money Mr. Howell! I can just feel it." Gilligan:"Sure you will Mr. Howell! All you gotta do is, get a job and go to work." Mr. Howell:"Work!?"(He starts to leave.) Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, where are you going?" Mr. Howell:"Back to the cliff!"

(Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Skipper:"Well ladies. Here's to a new taste treat! (Tries to eat a bite of pancake, but snaps back to the plate.) Mary Ann:"Oh Skipper!" Skipper:"That's something I likes, syrup with a lot body to it! Ha ha ha!"(He tries to eat the pancake again but with the same results. Now he is becoming increasingly frustrated.)"What are these? Pancakes or yoyos!?" Mrs. Howell:"Thurston I can't cut this!" Mr. Howell:"Yes they seem to be sticking a bit!" Ginger:"Gee I've seen brand new girdles that weren't as snappy as this!" Skipper:"It's beginning to be like glue, even worse!" Professor:"Yes. It certainly is! it's setting like cement!" Gilligan:"It sure is! Look!"(pulls on his fork, and it vibrates back and forth. *boing*)

I'll stick with this site for SATB quotes. Hell with Facebook where I have to walk on eggshells LOL.

Gilligan Trivia:Why is the American Flag flying at half mast in the opening credits of Season 1(1964-1965)the b/w episodes 1-36?

(Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"What are you doing!?" Gilligan:"Trying to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper! Before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"

(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Professor:"Tell them Skipper! Tell them!" Skipper:"We didn't have time to put the signal rocks out!" Mr. Howell:"Why not?" Skipper:"Because some numbskull put us in jail!"

Garfunkel

The Mean GREEN Machine

My friend Darrin J Daniels:"Ikr.I seen worse things online.Geez!" Me:"Like this friend of mine Sam Hall. His every day of the week posts about Happy Monday y'all Happy Tuesday y'all etc every day. Women with big titties in see thru fish net bras and they do NOTHING to him but they mess with me for movie quotes saying I am inciting violence bullying etc. So pathetic."

FB says I can appeal to have my Smokey Bandit content taken down. But what the hell is the use? They will keep arresting me in the future for the same thing anyway. So why bother appealing. F***ing idiots! Wouldn't need no appeals if you jack a**es didn't arrest members for stupid reasons in the 1st place.

This is bull crap I'm jailed for 2 days and can't do anything for 6 just because I did a reply to a Smokey and the Bandit line. I even used symbols too for the bad word. Dam algorithm I've bout had it wit Facebook. Bout to start Instagram or something. But every platform probably has the dam algorithm word checking bot. Don't matter where I go probably. Screw Facebook! I got ways around these whiney little b**ches. Might as well leave the SATB groups on Facebook if this is what I get for being a participant. If it's something to cause trouble for me on Facebook I'll just do it over here on the HazzardNet! F*** Facebook! Dam whiney snowflake society we live in today!

Y'all... Motorcycle= Danger Machine/Death Machine!

Gilligan fans... I bring y'all more sad news! Confirmed by Ray of American Patrol, Society Brand Hat Co. has closed their doors.

Cousin Hobie... Sounds great! What time should we be there?

I wanna try Hot Dog Allie's Macaroni Dog. It's Hot Dog with Macaroni & Cheese on it.

Gilligan's Island fans... I bring y'all sad news! American Patrol Co. The inheritor of R. I. P. Lancaster Uniform Cap Co.(1929-2011)templates is recovering from a surgery and not sure he wants to continue products at this time. He's my pal. We talk regular. I checked in on him and he said: "Hi Robert, good to hear from you. I’m getting somewhat better, thank you. I’ve mostly decided not to make products at this time. If someone you know is interested in buying me out of my cap making business let me know." I asked him "You had a good long run?" He said:"Like my enough, 25 years. I have two principal companies, a hat making and a canvas making. I’ll sell them each separately." He even said to me before "You are the biggest authority on The Skipper hat that I know of."

(Season 3 Baa, Baa, White Sheep) State Police when the Finchburg Sheriff rolls his car over:"Sorry I can't stay and help you Sheriff. But I got my orders to catch them!"

According to Vance, in the Mrs. Morgan Molasses scene, Coy got straight A's in driving school. T or F?

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:"Gilligan! Wake up!" Gilligan:"Ooh my arms! I must have strained them when I was sleeping." Skipper:"Never mind that! I suppose you don't know anything about that!? What are you trying to do, corner the coconut market?" Gilligan:"I didn't do that Skipper! I hate work. In fact, I'm pro lazy!" Skipper:"First you wreck the raft, now this. I oughta give you a big fat lip!" Gilligan:"Hey Skipper. You got a ring just like mine." Skipper:"For goodness sake, where'd I get that?" Gilligan:"Maybe you got it as a prize among those coconuts."(Loud chatter oof camera.) Skipper:"Wow! I wonder what's going on out there? Ooop! You always stand on my feet! Awe!" (Gilligan & Skipper leave hut.) Skipper:"What's all the excitement about huh?" Gilligan:"Hey Skipper, look they all have rings like us."

Cousin Boss Yep!

Bandit:"what do you think they do for excitement in the town?" Cletus Snow:"Probably sit around and watch the cars rust."

Donny is doing well y'all! Long road ahead in his recovery though.

(Season 3 The Kidnapper) Professor:"So you see? It's not so easy to reform a hardened criminal in real life!" Ginger:"Come to think of it, that's the way it ended in the movie too!"

(Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Coast Guard Copter 1445 Pilot:"Ahoy down there! Good thinking folks. Starting that fire saved your lives. We never would've seen you without that smoke! If you're ok wave!" Skipper:"Yeah! We're ok! Thanks to Gilligan! I knew you could do it, Little Buddy!"(Playful lite hat hit to Gilligan's head.) Gilligan:"What did I do?"