Skipper Duke

MM I 2nd Roger... ❤

(Season 5 A Little Game of Pool) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Git that house trailer outta there! Git! Git! Oooh there's a dip! We'll see if we can fly! Kew kew!"(jumps house trailer, tears it apart.)"Well, he won't have to worry about air conditioning in that house trailer anyway! Kew kew!" Waylon Jennings:"By the time Enos an' the boys reached the Boars Nest, it was all over. But the cryin'."

Am out of reactions so here's your LOL.

(Season 1 A Feud Is a Feud) Opie Taylor:"Boy that Romeo and Juliet would sure make a good TV show!" Andy Taylor:"I reckon it would at that!"

(Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll) Gilligan:"I wonder what else they made it do?" Professor:"Gilligan! You just hit upon the key word! They! They sent it up, and they'll come looking for it, and when they do-" Skipper:"They'll rescue us! They'll rescue us! Robot, You're beautiful!" Robot:"You're beautiful!" Skipper:"Oh. Well, thank you!"

Cousin Roger... Groups are like forums.

Cousin Kait maybe.

Cousin Boss... No complaints here either. Yeah that's possible.

I have noticed in Season 1 One Armed Bandits, this bikini fit her perfectly. But in Season 4 Nothin' But the Truth, the bottom part of her right breast hung out from under the bottom of the bikini top. I'm probably NOT the ONLY male to catch this. Now, did she fill out more by Nothin' But the Truth, or was her right breast just slightly larger than the left one? What do y'all think?

Season 7 Welcome, Waylon Jennings Waylon Jennings:"I'd like to dedicate this song to Jesse, Bo, Luke, an' Daisy fer makin' everything come out right fer me an' the museum while here in Hazzard."

Me to Cousin Roger. So here's your haha.

Meadowmufn... This post needs a yum face button.

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"I have just discovered that you are building an escape raft! I do not want anyone to leave this island, until I have completed my experiment! Destroy the raft! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!" Skipper:"Aye aye Master! Roger Wilco! Over and out!"

Facebook group forums of Dukes.

Tim Allen

Cousin Roger glad you enjoyed!

Cousin Hobie yep!

Historical moment er in the words of Rosco as he'd say it "Hysterical moment"

(Season 6 Heiress, Daisy Duke) Daisy Duke:"My name is Vivian Stewart, naturally." Waylon Jennings:"Boy howdy. How many husbands would like to try that on their wives or vise versa?"

Dennis Guilder:"What seems to be the problem, huh?" Arnie Cunningham:"Could you honk yer horn fer me? Christine's doesn't seem to work." Dennis Guilder:"Yeah, sure."(honks Charger horn.)

(Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls) Mason Dixon:"Sheriff? Excuse me Sheriff!?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Don't you threaten me! I'll knock you into the middle of next week!" Mason Dixon:"My name's Mason Dixon and these here lovely ladies are my associates. Tinker Churchill and Samantha Rose." Sam:"We're investigating a call you made to Atlanta." Tinker:"Yeah. Concernin' a couple of fellas that you caught with a whole bunch of marijuana." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Boy, you FBI sure get around quick, don't you?" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco hush. They never said they was from the FBI." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"That's right. You didn't you?" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"An' I can tell you personally, that I've never seen no FBI people with-" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Big-little dimples." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"With big-little dimp- No wearin' clothes like that!" Mason Dixon:"No sir. We're private investigators." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Sir. The government don't hire no private investigators." Mason Dixon:"No sir. But uh, we work independently." Sam:"Sheriff could we talk to them fellas in their cells fer just a little bitty minute?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Yeah. Ooh no I mean, I'd let you. But you see, they ain't in the cells." Sam:"What!?" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Rosco just ignore those dimples! I mean, the next time she bats her eyes at you, you'll probably tell 'er where the Duke Boys live." Mason Dixon:"Duke? So that's their name Duke? Thank you very much sir. You've been a big help." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"Yeah but- awe dang!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"You see Boss? It was you who told 'em. Not me." Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"It was you who made me tell 'em you dodo!"

(Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"They did them cute little-" Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg:"FORGET THE DIMPLES!!"

Happy 68th Birthday today to Ron Howard(Opie Taylor)! 3/1/54!

Happy 68th Birthday today to Catherine Bach(Daisy Mae Duke)! 3/1/54!

You know I think with Happy Birthday General Lee being General Lee's story, they should've put the crossed flags on it for that episode in all the flashbacks. What do y'all think?