Opening scene The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979)
Skipper:"Gilligan! Will you get lost!?" Gilligan:"I am lost. We're all lost remember?" Skipper:"Oh I remember to well. And who's responsible for getting us lost and shipwrecked? You know who that is, don't you?" Gilligan:"Of course. I did. Don't you remember?" Skipper:"Gilligan, I'm telling you, if we don't find some fresh water pretty soon, being shipwrecked will be the least of our problems." Gilligan:"What's the most?" Skipper:"We'll all be dead!" Gilligan:"That's the most alright." Skipper:"Water! Ooop!(Tastes it.)Salt water again. That tidal wave wrecked all the underground springs. With this equipment that we've got, we just can't seem to reach fresh water. But I'll have to keep on trying!" Gilligan:"Here, Skipper! Let me help you." Skipper:"Haha just as I expected!" Gilligan:"What?" Skipper:"Ooop! Gilligan, will you go drill your own well!?"(Slams pole down on Skipper's foot.)"Ahhhh ooop!"
Gilligan:"Hi Professor. Have you seen my coconut?" Professor:"Yes Gilligan. It's right there. You know Gilligan, you have a knack for doing the wrong thing at the wrong time." Gilligan:"No. Sometimes I do the right thing at the right time, and the wrong thing at the right time. What are you doing?" Professor:"I'm trying to fix the radio." Gilligan:"You didn't do a very good job did you?"