Skipper Duke

(Season 1 Two on a Raft) Gilligan:"I'm flippin' my lid I tell ya! Everywhere I look, it's water, water, water!" Skipper:"You stop that Gilligan! That's an order!" Gilligan:"Well I'm sick of orders, an' I'm sick of the sun, the wind, the spray an' the salt!" Skipper:"What are you talking about!? We've only been gone 20 minutes!" Gilligan:"Gee, is that all?" Skipper:"Oh Gilligan! Now start paddling! Dig in, FAST!"

douche bag

Haha

Haha

sad

(Season 2 Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up?) Mr. Howell:"Not my amalgamated!!" Mr. Howell:"I'll kill him! Kill! Kill!"(Heads for the Lagoon) Mrs. Howell:"There he goes again!" (Later when Mr. Howell tries again.) Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, you'll shrink all your clothes!"

Magnum P. I.

(Season 1 Repo Men) Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"If I start gettin' these Christmas catalogs any earlier, they'd be comin' on the 4th of July!"

(Season 1 Ellie for Council) Andy:"Ellie that's just silly! Ellie:"Silly⁉️" Andy:"Ohhh wait did I say silly ‼️ Here let me take that awful word back (Andy swallows real fast) There !! Awwww and it tasted Real Bad‼️"

Also another issue sometimes when scrolling the home icons screen it will shut off on me like I did it when I never even pushed the power button. I mean it will go to sleep as if I pushed the button when I did not. I think it has become junk.

I can't leave reactions. I'm out. So Cousin Roger... Here's your +1!

Y'all I think it's time for a new phone. I think this one is done for. It's doing some weird things. Like screen burn/ghosting. YouTube is still visible long after I close it out, and on Facebook, it does not make the popping bubble snap noise anymore when I click on like in the comments of posts directly. But odd that it still makes the noise when I click on comments of posts in my Facebook news feed. What do y'all think? On its last legs?

Cousin HossC I'm out of reactions. So here's your haha.

(Season 4 New Deputy in Town) Bo & Luke trying to talk to Rosco about Acting Sheriff Linda May Barnes. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Hush! I don't wanna talk to you! I wanna talk to the Duke-"(Realizes it is them)"Oooh you are the Duke Boys!"

(Season 4 Shine On Hazzard Moon) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"First you want specifics then you want tangibles. Well, I can't give you both of that in one day."

(Season 1 High Octane) Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"It's as clean as a pan. You old coot, now you poured out that booze before you got here, didn't you?" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"I don't know what yer talkin' about." Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Shoot!" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"Rosco, I want this car put back exactly like it was, or I'm gonna sue the county!" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"You wouldn't!?" Uncle Jesse L. Duke:"Wouldn't I?" Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:"Boys, put 'er back the way she was!"

Johnny Gamble friend of Willie Nelson. JG wants to play right up to the grave.

Waylon Jennings

Cousin Roger Duke... I think I recall reading it in David Hofstede's The Dukes of Hazzard: The Unofficial Companion.

Cousin Roger... Yep you left it in good hands with The Skipper too!

Cousin Roger... That would be swell. You hear that MM?

I heard all the food they had on the set for him, Sorrell Booke didn't really eat it, the crew, cameraman etc would eat it when they yelled "Cut!" Is that true?

Bugs Bunny

Cousin Boss yes. That Facebook forum is wrong on this one.