Skipper Duke

Can any Gilligan fans guess my Gilligan's Island crush?

Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Rosco:"How high you want me to stack these bills?" Boss Hogg:"How high!? Well, how high are those gallon jugs we used to run shine in?" Rosco:(Gesturing how high with hands held apart over each other.)"Oh. About this high!" Boss Hogg:"Then, that's how high we can go under the false bottom, jackass!" Rosco:(In caaket stacking money.)"That's Sheriff jackass!"

(Season 1 Two on a Raft) Skipper:"Before you put that shellac on, make sure that mast is secure!" Gilligan:"Oh! The mast is strong enough to hold the sail." Skipper:"Gilligan! It might have to hold us, if we run into a storm out there. Oh never mind! I'll check it myself. Not bad! Not bad at all! Gilligan, you're doing a good job. What are you doing with that?" Gilligan:"Oh. The Professor made this shellac out of coconut sap and sugar. You want some?" Skipper:"No! Now finish up that job! And stop eating that shellac! Ooop!" Gilligan:"Watch the rope Skipper!" Skipper:"Thanks a lot Gilligan! Where is the putty the Professor made?" Gilligan:"Oh. The putty is delicious Skipper! He made it out of crushed mangos and berry seeds. Mmmmp." Gilligan:"Hey Skipper?" Skipper:"What!" Gilligan:"This would be great frozen. A Shellac cicle!" Skipper:"Gilligan! Can I make you understand this? We are not going out there for a joyride! It might get pretty rough out there!"

Cousin Hobie Hartkins... Continued. "Alright you mavericks, what are you really up to?"

(Season 6 Boss Behind Bars) Waylon Jennings:"Now don't that hitch a cow to a plow? The master framer Boss Hogg has just been framed his own self."

(Season 1 Andy and the Gentleman Crook) Andy Taylor:"Yes sir, it sure was slicker than a firehouse pole the way you took us all in Mr Caldwell."

Crash of '29

About Facebook Jail I am being told mixed things. Some say "The system's algorithm is what is arresting people" and some say "There is no tracking it's a person reporting the posts." So I don't know what to believe!

(Season 3 Gilligan vs Gilligan) Skipper(To fake Gilligan/Russian Spy Double):"Gilligan! When they were passing out the brains, you weren't at the back of the line! You were on vacation!" Fake Gilligan/Russian Spy Double after Skipper is out of earshot.):"That's what you think fatso!"

Cousin HossC... I made up my mind. I will stop using Facebook for certain things.

Cousin HossC... Yer right it unfortunately will stay how it is over there. Sad that they're unfair. But true.

(Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Gilligan) Gilligan:"If I'm a UFO I gotta know 1 thing!" Skipper:"What's that!?" Gilligan:"Am I from Mars or Venus? Where do I come from?" Skipper:"Well, that all depends on how far I have to chase you!"

Jr. Justice:"Gee daddy, now that you finally caught the bandit you can really retire. You can go back to Florida and collect your seashells and play shuffleboard. We can even go see that big funny whale jump again. But most and best of all daddy, I'll take you fishing." (Buford to Bandit):"I'll give you a 5 minute head start."

I will put Facebook in my cave jail and not let 'em out til me and Gilligan decide. They're to dumb to see any or know any movies to try and escape. LOL.

(Christine is following Buddy Repperton & Richard Trelawney in Buddy's Camaro.) (Buddy & Richie are jamming out to The Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden" on the Camaro radio. They finally notice Christine behind them. Buddy adjusts the inside rearview mirror. Richie flips Christine the middle finger.) Richie Trelawney:"A**hole!" Buddy Repperton:"Watch this."(Slows down, stops.)"Let's give this a**hole some of his own medicine!"(He backs up. Christine backs up too.) Richie Trelawney:"He's backin' up too."

Bandit:"I'll need a speedy car. You know to run blocker for the truck." Little Enos gives Bandit money. Bandit:"Speedier." Little Enos gives Bandit more money. Bandit:"Speedier than that." Little Enos:(Whiney like horse.)"I'd like to kick his a** just once." Bandit:"You can't kick that high, cricket crotch."

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Skipper:"Believe me Mr. Howell, as long as we're all together on this island, it won't make any difference to us if you have any money or not." Ginger:"But I know you'll have money Mr. Howell! I can just feel it." Gilligan:"Sure you will Mr. Howell! All you gotta do is, get a job and go to work." Mr. Howell:"Work!?"(He starts to leave.) Mrs. Howell:"Thurston, where are you going?" Mr. Howell:"Back to the cliff!"

(Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Skipper:"Well ladies. Here's to a new taste treat! (Tries to eat a bite of pancake, but snaps back to the plate.) Mary Ann:"Oh Skipper!" Skipper:"That's something I likes, syrup with a lot body to it! Ha ha ha!"(He tries to eat the pancake again but with the same results. Now he is becoming increasingly frustrated.)"What are these? Pancakes or yoyos!?" Mrs. Howell:"Thurston I can't cut this!" Mr. Howell:"Yes they seem to be sticking a bit!" Ginger:"Gee I've seen brand new girdles that weren't as snappy as this!" Skipper:"It's beginning to be like glue, even worse!" Professor:"Yes. It certainly is! it's setting like cement!" Gilligan:"It sure is! Look!"(pulls on his fork, and it vibrates back and forth. *boing*)

I'll stick with this site for SATB quotes. Hell with Facebook where I have to walk on eggshells LOL.

Gilligan Trivia:Why is the American Flag flying at half mast in the opening credits of Season 1(1964-1965)the b/w episodes 1-36?

(Season 2 Not Guilty) Skipper:"What are you doing!?" Gilligan:"Trying to keep from getting killed while I'm still alive!" Skipper:"Will you take it easy!?" Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper! Before we were shipwrecked, we didn't know any of these people!"

(Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Professor:"Tell them Skipper! Tell them!" Skipper:"We didn't have time to put the signal rocks out!" Mr. Howell:"Why not?" Skipper:"Because some numbskull put us in jail!"

Garfunkel

The Mean GREEN Machine