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    2026 Moonshine 400

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    5 hours ago, Garrett Duke said:

     While everyone is distracted, Garrett easily passes them all with a sly smile. Staying focused and serious on the race will definitely be on his side.  He shakes his head and smiles in disbelief as his competition is literally left in his dirt and getting smaller in his rearview mirror. He can smell and taste victory ahead of him as he knows what's on the line and he will do everything that he can to ensure he protects his win streak. 

    Watch out Garrett Duke. The Skipper too is coming after you. 😂 

    2026 Moonshine 400

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    I'm not sure. I had to stop and put some shine in my tank but I'm right in there with you guys. Actually, The Cracker Barrell 400 will be in my home town!  WHO KNEW??  I never would've guessed!

    Hobie wow! It will? 😲 

    A-Z Game

    in Hazzard Swamp

    Posted

    41 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    WILLY   the shine runner and race car driver. He was hooked up with   Snake Harmon and all those guys. Remember?  He came with  snake to meet the Duke boys  one night at Cooter's. Luke asked him when he pulled up, " Whatcha got Willy?"  

    XXX on moonshine jugs

    The Andy Griffith Show(1960-1968)

    in TV

    Posted · Edited by Skipper Duke

    Season 4 Opie the Birdman.

    Andy:"Alright let's have it. You know what I'm talkin' about." (Takes Opie's slingshot away.) "You remember me tellin' you to be careful with this thing?"

    Opie:"I'm sorry Pa." 

    Andy:"That won't bring that bird back to life. Bein' sorry is not the magic word that makes everything right again." (Raises window.) "You hear that? That's those young birds chirpin' for their mama that's never comin' back. Now, you just listen to that for awhile."

    2026 Moonshine 400

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

    For the first time in the race Jesse takes the lead. And the timing couldn't have been better. Emma made it down from Iron Mountain on her back up dirt bike just in time to stop at the intersection to watch the race. And what a sight it was to see her man in the lead on her very own postal dirt bike. 

    She caught the corner of Jesse's eye and distracted him. He looked at her with a big smile and gave her a thumbs up and she blew him a kiss. It was such a distraction that he didn't notice a big rock. He hit it and it threw his bike off to the side and Skipper passed him with the Minnow in tow. Jesse's Yamaha then ran into the dirt where it hit another rock with such force that it catapulted him and the bike into the air and two seconds later, right into the Minnow. Lucky for him and the Yamaha they both landed on the pile of life jackets unharmed but clearly out of the race......

    .......or were they? It would be unwise to ever count out crafty and wise Jesse Duke. 

    Uncle Jesse's hatching a sneaky Duke plan. 😂 

    2026 Moonshine 400

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    4 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    Hobie snaps out of an alcohol induced snooze and sees Uncle Jesse passing him but he is  still on  Jesse's  rear bumper and about to pass him!  Hobie has  2 more jugs of shine to drink AND to put into the Moonshine Mauler's tank.......this town drunk means business! :)  ( He's looking around for Garrett.....that guy is sneaky and beat everybody last years....so....!!!)

    Skipper is sipping on his Coconut Moonshine the Professor made. He's looking for everyone. He plans to win this thing. He does have a care in the world. Well, maybe one that is. To get the prize money to buy the MINNOW II.

    2026 Moonshine 400

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    22 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

    Before you know it Jesse had caught up with the pack and was in the thick of everything. Being on a dirt bike certainly had its advantages because he was able to use the bike's maneuverability and his skill to weave between everybody and take advantage of all the chaos. And chaos it was indeed. The lead changes continued on a regular basis but the best place Jesse had been in was third. 

    But then he accidently hit neutral when shifting from 5th to 6th after rounding a curve and that put him back to 5th in this tight race. Still, at this point it seemed like just about anybody had a chance to win. He was just happy to be in the thick of things. But he wasn't here to finish in anything but first. 

    A new determination overtook him and he let out a rebel yell and turned the throttle as far as it would go again. The front wheel went off the ground again. He felt like a young man racing a half century ago. He felt like nothing could stop him now as he approached Skipper and prepared to pass on his starboard side.

    Skipper sees Uncle Jesse coming. "Hi Jesse!" (Waves at him.) "Good race ain't it?"

    2026 Moonshine 400

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Skipper is coming up on everyone fast. He's determined to win this thing. If he wins, the prize money will help him buy his new boat MINNOW II. He holds his 1968 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 steady as he gains ground on everyone else. "Hello Garrett, Jesse, Hobie" he yells as he passes them up.

    What are you listening to???

    in Music

    Posted

    10 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    That's pretty good....the best thing about that though, was the hot babe singing......I'd give that face a 9....can't tell about anything else!

    She's a new celebrity crush on my list. 🥰 

    What are you listening to???

    in Music

    Posted

    2 hours ago, HossC said:

    A few modern country songs are creeping onto the playlist of the mainly pop/rock radio station I listen to here in Ireland. Maybe Beyoncé's "Cowboy Carter" album got people looking for more traditional country artists. Morgan Wallen's "I'm the Problem" has been popular, and I see he's also got a duet with the artist below.

    The Smoky Mountains of Tennessee are mentioned in this song. Maybe if Ella had introduced her boyfriend to Cooter's Place in Pigeon Forge, he might've stayed! :)

    Ella Langley - Choosin' Texas

    There's also a longer version here.

    I'm outta reactions. ❤️ 

    Cooter's at Pigeon Forge closing

    in DukesFest & Other Events

    Posted

    4 minutes ago, HossC said:

    From cootersplace.com:

    Our Smoky Mountain journey began in Gatlinburg back in 2002, where so many wonderful memories were made through the years. Later, we brought Cooter’s to nearby Pigeon Forge and continued building something very special with all of you. Now, after nearly a quarter century in the Smokies, we are preparing for our final season there.

    For the rest of this season, we’re planning a wonderful lineup of events, celebrations, reunions, stories, music, laughter, and memories with the people who helped make The Dukes of Hazzard such a lasting part of American pop culture.

    We are especially excited to welcome Catherine Bach, Tom Wopat, Byron Cherry, and Jeff Altman during this closing season, along with the wonderful staff here at Cooter’s who have loved and cared for our visitors through the years like family.


     

    I'm outta reactions. So ❤️.

    A-Z Game

    in Hazzard Swamp

    Posted

    3 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    The XXX on the Moonshine jug, was the number of times the shine had been run through the still to purify it, so it wouldn't be dangerous to drink.  So.....3X.....XXX= three runs through the still! made it safe and it wouldn't blind you. 

     

    XXX

    YUCHEE Swamp (Russell "Snake" Harmon's) hiding place.

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