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(Season 1 Waiting for Watubi)
Gilligan:"What's that?"
Professor:"It looks like one of those native tiki gods." Skipper:"Right. It's Kona. The God of evil! This must be his ancient burial place. Whoever disturbs his rest is cursed forever!"
Gilligan:"Thanks fer takin' over the digging Skipper!"
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Season 7
1. Happy Birthday, General Lee (131)
2. Welcome, Waylon Jennings (132)
3. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Duke (133)
4. Robot P. Coltrane (134)
5. No More Mr. Nice Guy (135)
6. The Dukes in Hollywood (136)
7. Cool Hands, Luke & Bo (137)
8. Go West, Young Dukes (138)
9. Cale Yarborough Comes to Hazzard (139)
10. Danger on the Hazzard Express (140)
11. Sittin' Dukes (141)
12. Sky Bandits Over Hazzard (142)
13. The Haunting of J. D. Hogg (143)
14. When You Wish Upon a Hogg (144)
15. Strange Visitor to Hazzard (145)
16. Enos and Daisy's Wedding (146)
17. Opening Night at the Boars Nest (147)
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Season 6
1. Lulu's Gone Away (108)
2. A Baby for the Dukes (109)
3. Too Many Roscos (110)
4. Brotherly Love (111)
5. The Boars Nest Bears (112)
6. Boss Behind Bars (113)
7. A Boy's Best Friend (114)
8. Targets: Daisy and Lulu (115)
9. Twin Trouble (116)
10. Enos's Last Chance (117)
11. High Flyin' Dukes (118)
12. Cooter's Girl (119)
13. Heiress, Daisy Duke (120)
14. Dead and Alive (121)
15. Play it Again, Luke (123)
16. Undercover Dukes Part 1 (124)
17. Undercover Dukes Part 2 (125)
18. How to Succeed in Hazzard (126)
19. Close Call for Daisy (127)
20. The Ransom of Hazzard County (128)
21. The Fortune Tellers (129)
22. Cooter's Confession (130)
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Season 5
1. The New Dukes (86)
2. Dukes Strike it Rich (87)
3. Lawman of the Year (88)
4. Coy Meets Girl (89)
5. The Hazzardgate Tape (90)
6. Big Daddy (91)
7. Vance's Lady (92)
8. Hazzard Hustle (93)
9. Enos in Trouble (94)
10. The Great Insurance Fraud (95)
11. A Little Game of Pool (96)
12. The Treasure of Soggy Marsh (97)
13. The Revenge of Hughie Hogg (98)
14. The Return of the Mean Green Machine (99)
15. Ding, Dong, the Boss is Dead (100)
16. Coy vs. Vance (101)
17. Comrade Duke (102)
18. Witness: Jesse Duke (103)
19. Welcome Back, Bo 'n' Luke (104)
20. Big Brothers, Duke (105)
21. Farewell, Hazzard (106)
22. Daisy's Shotgun Wedding (107)
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Titanic was very lucky the passengers and crew that it stayed upright and didn't capsize like that movie The Poseidon Adventure. The Poseidon flipped.
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Tim McGraw
in Music
I feel like Tim McGraw's song Not A Moment Too Soon. This part of it. "I used to think that love would never find me and the one who cares was lost somewhere in time But when you found me I knew I'd found forever you rescued me just before I crossed the line and not a moment too soon without a minute to spare in my darkest hour with my world filled gloom your sweet love saved me not a moment too soon" I feel like that part. But in present tense. Because that's how I feel. It feels like love will never find me and the one who cares is lost somewhere in time. Because I have trouble finding a girlfriend.
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Season 4
1. Mrs. Daisy Hogg (58)
2. Double Dukes (59)
3. Diamonds in the Rough (60)
4. Coltrane Vs. Duke (61)
5. The Fugitive (62)
6. The Great Bank Robbery (63)
7. Sadie Hogg Day (64)
8. 10 Million Dollar Sheriff Part 1 (65)
9. 10 Million Dollar Sheriff Part 2 (66)
10. Trouble at Cooter's (67)
11. Goodbye, General Lee (68)
12. Cletus Falls in Love (69)
13. Hughie Hogg Strikes Again (70)
14. Dukescam Scam (71)
15. The Sound of Music- Hazzard Style (72)
16. Shine On Hazzard Moon (73)
17. Pin the Tail on the Dukes (74)
18. Miz Tisdale on the Lam (75)
19. Nothin' But the Truth (76)
20. Dear Diary (77)
21. New Deputy in Town (78)
22. Birds Gotta Fly (79)
23. Bad Day in Hazzard (80)
24. Miss Tri-Counties (81)
25. Share and Share Alike (82)
26. The Law and Jesse Duke (83)
27. Dukes in Danger (84)
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Season 3
1. Carnival of Thrills (37)
2. Enos Strate to the Top (38)
3. The Hazzardville Horror (39)
4. And in This Corner, Luke Duke (40)
5. The Late J. D. Hogg (41)
6. Uncle Boss (42)
7. Baa, Baa, White Sheep (42)
8. Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane (43)
9. The Great Santa Claus Chase (44)
10. Good Neighbors, Duke (45)
11. State of the County (46)
12. The Legacy (47)
13. Duke vs Duke (48)
14. My Son, Bo Hogg (49)
15. To Catch a Duke (50)
16. Along Came a Duke (51)
17. By-Line, Daisy Duke (52)
18. The Return of Hughie Hogg (53)
19. Bye, Bye, Boss (54)
20. The Great Hazzard Hijack (55)
21. The Hack of Hazzard (56)
22. The Canterbury Crock (57)
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Season 2
1. Days of Shine and Roses (14)
2. Gold Fever (15)
3. The Rustlers (16)
4. The Meeting (17)
5. Road Pirates (18)
6. The Ghost of General Lee (19)
7. Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough (20)
8. Hazzard Connection (21)
9. Witness for the Persecution (22)
10. Grannie Annie (23)
11. People's Choice (24)
12. Arrest Jesse Duke (25)
13. Duke of Duke (26)
14. The Runaway (27)
15. Follow That Still (28)
16. Treasure of Hazzard (29)
17. Officer Daisy Duke (30)
18. Find Loretta Lynn (31)
19. Jude Emery (32)
20. Return of the Ridge Raiders (33)
21. Mason Dixon's Girls (34)
22. R. I. P. Henry Flatt (35)
23. Southern Comfurts (36)
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This is very funny in Smokey and the Bandit II.
Bandit (To Canadian cop when his butt is on fire after the crash.):"Excuse me sir. Yer ass is on fire! Bet you'll be glad to get back to Canada an' stick it in the snow." 😂
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Skipper must've been a player. 😂 In the Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978), he had a list of girlfriends. 😂
Professor:"Skipper, I bet I know what you're thinking about." 😂
Skipper:"Ha ha ha!" 😂
Professor:"Ha ha ha!" 😂
Skipper:"Ha ha ha!" 😂
Professor:"That's what I thought. You got about 15 minutes before you relieve Gilligan on watch."
Skipper:"Thanks Professor. That's just enough time for me to go thru my list of girlfriends again." 😂
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6 hours ago, HossC said:
I double-checked before posting my reply above, and every source I found said it sank on the 15th. The iceberg hit was late on the 14th.
Grandpa would be as old as the sinking. 😲
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1 hour ago, Skipper Duke said:
Can I make a The Dukes of Hazzard General Lee Go Cart by putting a 1968 1969 Dodge Charger car body on a Go Cart frame? Is this doable?
If I ever do this, should I let the doors open or seal them shut? You know in all the productions, the doors opened. They were sealed in the story making windows entry and exit. But not actually sealed. I think stuntmen went in and out the doors. The actors used windows. But sometimes off camera you could hear it slam shut.
I like all 7 seasons all 147 episodes. So choosing between GA 1-5 or CA 6- 147 would be hard to pick a version for the Go Cart to be based on.
HossC... Is this doable?
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Can I make a The Dukes of Hazzard General Lee Go Cart by putting a 1968 1969 Dodge Charger car body on a Go Cart frame? Is this doable?
If I ever do this, should I let the doors open or seal them shut? You know in all the productions, the doors opened. They were sealed in the story making windows entry and exit. But not actually sealed. I think stuntmen went in and out the doors. The actors used windows. But sometimes off camera you could hear it slam shut.
I like all 7 seasons all 147 episodes. So choosing between GA 1-5 or CA 6- 147 would be hard to pick a version for the Go Cart to be based on.
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God Bless Coy & Vance! They saved our favorite show! 😀
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Captain Smith: “And how many aboard, Mr. Murdoch?”
First Officer Murdoch: “2,200 souls on board, sir.”
Captain Smith: “Well I believe you may just get your headlines, Mr. Ismay.” (Black Screen Intermission. Change from VHS Tape #1 to VHS Tape #2)
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Flagship or traditional? 🤔 I've been admiring the different anchor styles on Greek Skipper hats, and I have to say, I like 'em both! But let's be real, there's only one OG - the classic Anchor Life Ring Ropes style, just like Alan Hale Jr.'s iconic Skipper hat! 🎩 Which one do you prefer? #SkipperHat #GilligansIsland #AlanHaleJr #FlagshipStyle
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I made a witty one! 😀 I saw a photo of The Grinch beside the General Lee. I wrote this comment on the photo. In the comments section.
How The Grinch Stole Hazzard County! 😂🤣
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On 12/2/2025 at 2:11 PM, Zech Duke said:
I believe this is from "Dukes in Danger"
Yep you're right. Season 4 finale. Last time we see B & L for awhile and C & V take over.
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1 hour ago, RogerDuke said:
Tom, No way she is finer than Miz Emma Tisdale.
Skipper. Just be careful. If she asks you for money, she's probably not even a girl. Don't let anybody trick you.
Roger yep I know. I won't.
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John Wayne
in Movies
8 minutes ago, Zech Duke said:John Wayne is one of my favorite actors ever. Does anyone else like him. If so what is your favorite John Wayne movie? Mine is the Alamo.
I have a replica of the Black Captain's Hat he wore in Blood Alley. 😀
Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes
in Dukes of Hazzard General Discussion
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(Season 4 Goodbye, General Lee)
Luke Duke:"Everybody in Hazzard knows this car is held together by spit an' bailin' wire."