Skipper Duke
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16 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
NEVER meanin' NO harm
OSAGE County
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6 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
enos lived in LOS angeles a year
North MEADOW
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4 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
Jesse got up to speed on the dirt bike but was way behind everybody. All he could see was a cloud of dust. He knew Hobie was somewhere up there, along with Skipper, Garrett, Hoss, Meadowmufn and everybody else but had he no idea who was in what place.
All he knew was how embarrassed he was that he trusted technology. He had always taught the kids that simplicity is always the best policy and here he was, a full grown man who got taken in by the shiney new toy of technology. Now was his chance to prove to himself, Emma and the rest of Hazzard that races can be won on nothing but skill. And in his day, Jesse was the fastest motorcycle racer in North Georgia.
Skipper checks his mirror. Spots Uncle Jesse back there coming up fast. He calls him on the CB. "Hey Uncle Jesse, if you win, I'll take you on a 3 hour tour to my island to see Gilligan and the rest of the gang.
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3 minutes ago, Hobie Hartkins said:
the cops on DOH, regardless of which county, were all
IDIOTS!
Hazzard County JAIL
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8 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
hazzard ZOOM meetings are in cars, not on computers.
ABRAHAM Lincoln Hogg
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Any fans of this Waylon Jennings movie?
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1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:
OK, I've practiced, tuned up the Moonshine Mauler and added Uncle Jesse's special shine and put some of my own " Back 40 Hooch " in the cab of the truck, just in case I need it! NOW.......when does this thing get started? I think it should be this coming Saturday about 7pm central time.....what do you guys think?
Hobie... Watch out for the Skipper and his 1968 Shelby GT 500. 😂
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Happy 26th Birthday to Mikayla Demaiter today! 5/14/00!
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Any fans here?
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Any fans here?
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8 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:
ain't no VERICOSE VEINS in emma's sexy legs
WAYLON Jennings (The Balladeer)
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On 5/10/2026 at 12:03 AM, RogerDuke said:
Jesse is here sitting on the dirt bike and his only job is to put the kick stand up when the race starts. Everything is going to be done remotely by Elon in his office and by Emma who is looking down from the peak of Iron Mountain. This is going to be an easy win for Team Tisdale.
The bike has been programed by the biggest tech genius in the history of the world and it's only command is to win the race at all costs. Emma's role is actually pretty minimal. She is really only going to be there to make minor adjustments and take the remote controls as a back up if something goes wrong.....but that is not likely to happen because technology is superior to humans and nothing can possibly go wrong. The race is in the bag. Jesse can sit back, relax and let the Elon Muskcycle do all the work. High tech is gonna shine in the Moonshine 400. You people who are stupid enough to not believe in technology are gonna learn how superior it is.
Roger... Yer forgettin' one thing. Murphy's Law which applies here. Like Luke said in Repo Men "If anything can go wrong, you can be double damn sure it will." 😂 This is Hazzard County, if anything can go wrong, this is the place. 😂
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It's not Rick Hurst's Deputy Cletus Hogg from the TV series voice in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. But that Deputy in this scene, is it supposed to be Deputy Cletus Hogg?
Deputy:"Miss Daisy, I can't let you into Boss's office."
Daisy:"Not even a tiny weenie little peek? I promise I won't be long." Deputy:"Ain't nothin' in the world gonna move me from this door Miss Daisy." (Dixie horn outside the Boars Nest.)
Deputy:"Those durn Dukes, I'll git 'em!"
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1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:
hazzard had lots of SEXY women in it!
Sheriff Little doesn't TRUST Rosco to catch Chicken Pox. 😂
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Skipper is at the starting line in his 1968 Shelby GT 500 with the Minnow in tow on the flatbed trailer. The Professor has souped up this car with Coconut Moonshine gas. Soon as the starting gun is fired or the flag is waved or the handkerchief is dropped er however y'all do it in these parts. It will be Eat my dust y'all. Bye bye. 😂
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2 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
paper
pen
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2 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
the NEW dukes
OPOSSUM on a gumbush 😂
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8 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
George Jones
White Lightning
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59 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:
I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts.
With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now.
It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first.
😂
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A-Z Game
in Hazzard Swamp
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Sheriff ROSCO P. Coltrane