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    Black Friday Deals on Amazon

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    On 11/22/2025 at 11:51 PM, RogerDuke said:

    I've never bought anything on the internet  but my wife has bought things for me before. It's amazing what you can buy there. 

    What was Rosco's Mama's quote?

    "You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what will they think of next?" 

    Roger... Did you know Lucille Benson (Mama Coltrane) played the "Snake Lady" in the movie Duel.

    Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

    in Dukes of Hazzard General Discussion

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    This is very in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. From the cutscenes of the mission General Confusion.

    Rosco:"I got 'em down by the river Boss! Khee khee khee!"

    Enos:"I got 'em up by the Coal Mine!"

    Boss Hogg:"How could they be in both places at once?" 😂 

    Luke:"An' still be standin' right in front of you." 😂 

    Boss Hogg:"An' still be standin' right in front of- Aaah! You! But how'd you-?" 😂 

    Bo:"Practice." 😂 

    Luke:"An' 3 General Lees." 😆

    That mission General Confusion is based on the TV series Season 2 episode Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough when they had 3 General Lees to fool Boss Hogg and the Jethro Brothers Simon & Roby his new partners in crime for the episode.

    Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

    in TV

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    Gilligan's Island trivia time! 🎅 In Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978), what happened to the Minnow II during the storm on Christmas morning? I think it didn't even reach the island, unlike the original Minnow which got beached. The castaways had to swim to shore and collapsed on Lagoon Beach, exhausted and soaking wet. Am I right, fellow Gilligan's Island fans? #GilligansIsland #RescueFromGilligansIsland #MinnowII

    I AM GOING TO FUHREAKKKK

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    9 hours ago, bo-go-vroom said:

    Okay I need to vent for a minute or two

    Homeschooling is all fun and games until you graduate early and can't get a job because nobody wants to hire a 17 year old, or nobody needs workers cause it's a small town and you can't drive anywhere because your parents never take you out so you're probably not gonna pass your drivers test and even if you do, you probably still cant go out because you dont have your own car and your dad uses the shared car to do doordash because he also cant get a job and your mom's car is off limits so you get stuck at home anyways.

    Oh and then you also have no friends because you f***ing dropped out AND moved across the country so you didnt go to school to meet new people, and people online don't wanna talk to you either so you either spam discord servers with no response or just stop talking and posting at all sending you further into the no interaction hole

    All of this causing you to just stay in your room for months on end, only having human interaction at dinner time and every other weekend when your brother comes over, but they're all still too focused on the baby for it to even matter that you're there at all so you just end up going back to your room which gives you KILLER depression and now everything that you used to love is just boring. I don't wanna play my favorite video games because I have no friends to play them with. I don't want to draw or craft because it takes too much commitment to finish. I don't wanna watch movies because they take too long. Even talking to my boyfriend has gotten boring. 

    And you can't talk to any adults about it because they always say you have "just not be depressed". My mom told me that moving to the living room would probably help a lot, and when I told her that I don't like being out there so I would just end up back in my room she said "Well you just have to do it" or when I express my fears about calling companys for a job she said "well you just have to do it" and I don't know if she's noticed, but i'm autistic, so my brain doesnt allow me to "just do things" I need a structured plan of action and support.

    So really the only people you can talk to is people your age, but oh guess what??? You don't have any friends, so then you turn to people online, but oh guess what??? NOBODY F*CKING RESPONDS. You have 132 followers on Twitter, but only 1-2 people ever like, nobody but your boyfriend comments, and you're starting to get really pissed at every notification ever being your boyfriend because just once I'd like it to be somebody else. Just once, you'd like to talk to somebody who isn't him. But that's not gonna happen cause no matter how much you post or comment or talk, barely anybody ever responds

    And the things you like are either so niche or so old that people your age don't even know about them. So even if I was to find a space online for it, it'd either be dead or full of old people (no offence). OR BOTH! And you can't find real people because the one guy I found, ghosted me. My mom found some girl on facebook needed friends, didnt even text me back. GUYS

    Just once I'd like to find somebody who wants to actually be my friend and isn't online every 5-7 business days and doesn't treat me as the side friend that they only go to when their main friends are offline.

    Just once I'd like for my parents to actually worry about MY life and teach me independency and take my autism seriously. I once was talking about how I go nonverbal and dont talk and how that could be a problem at a job and my mom said "you talk about it like its a disabilty"....IT IS????? And actually take me places that arent for a reason. Like driving only because I need to learn or taking me out grocery shopping just to get out of the house. Why not taking me to the Antique store. Just cause. Or the nearby tiger sanctuary, just cause you want to spend time with me. It's always "you need to get out of the house" but then never getting me out of the house and when they do its rarely something I enjoy. 

    bo-go-vroom... I'm sorry you are feeling this way. All of your cousins here in Hazzard County are here for you. You can message me if you need to talk.

    Funny jokes & memes

    in General Discussion

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    8 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    Why did the chicken cross the playground? 

    To get to the other slide. 

    Why did the chicken cross the road in Hazzard County? To get away from Boss Hogg. 😂 Boss will eat him. 😂 

    What I Testified To!

    in Dukes of Hazzard General Discussion

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    23 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    God, Dukes of Hazzard, dirt bikes and astronomy

    The Dukes of Hazzard, Gilligan's Island, The Andy Griffith Show, Knight Rider, Starsky & Hutch, Sanford and Son, Gomer Pyle U. S. M. C., Mayberry R. F. D., The Real Gilligan's Island (2004-2005)., The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion (1997), The Dukes of Hazzard: Hazzard in Hollywood (2000), The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) PG-13 & Unrated, The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning (2007) TV-14 and Unrated, Moonrunners (1975), Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978), The Castaways On Gilligan's Island (1979), The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island (1981), The New Adventures of Gilligan (1974-1977), Gilligan's Planet (1982), Eddie Macon's Run (1983) James McLendon book & Jeff Kanew movie, Christine (1983) Stephen King book & John Carpenter movie.

    The Driver (1978)

    in Movies

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    Inspiration at its finest! The 1978 film 'The Driver' starring Ryan O'Neal was the inspiration for the iconic video game series 'Driver: You Are The Wheelman'! The game's focus on high-speed chases and undercover cop work echoes the movie's themes. Have you played the game or watched the movie? Share your thoughts! #TheDriver #DriverYouAreTheWheelman #Gaming #Movies

    Ray Kohn's Dukes Show

    in DukesFest & Other Events

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    I hate to think it but Raymond Kohn's Northeast Ohio Dukes Hazzard County Stunt Show is prob'ly the next Dukes of Hazzard thing to get banned. 😢 My mom says "No. They can't do that." But I think they can if enough fairgrounds or whatever venues decide not to let him have it there, then a stunt show ban can happen? The original cast event Dukes Fest/Hazzard Homecoming I'm afraid is also at risk of being effected by a ban. 😢The political correctness police are trying to change history erase and pretend The Dukes of Hazzard and everything else southern never happened. 😢

    Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

    in TV

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    Just found out that The Adventures of Gilligan's Island NES Nintendo game incorporated one of the Skipper's classic lines into it! 😂 Remember the episode "Music Hath Charms" from Season 1? The one where the Skipper tries to conduct an orchestra and gets Gilligan to help him pull a branch? "Ok Gilligan. Ready? Now, when I pull, you pull!" 😂 Well, that scene is in the game, and it's just as hilarious as it was on TV! "Gilligan, I should've known better! Asking you to help is like putting a fire out with gasoline!" 😂 Who else is a fan of the game and this iconic scene? Share your favorite Gilligan's Island moments with me! #GilligansIsland #TheAdventuresOfGilligansIsland #NES #RetroGaming

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