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Skipper Duke

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  1. Tonight is the 114th anniversary of the sinking. The anniversary of spotting and striking the iceberg and launching lifeboats has passed. In 10 minutes at 2:20 AM the stern sinks beneath the waves. 10 minutes after that, the bow reaches the ocean floor. ๐Ÿ˜ข Total sinking time 11:40 PM April 14, 1912- 2:30 AM April 15, 1912. Most pets drowned. ๐Ÿ˜ข Crew freed them from their kennels and the pets were left to fend for themselves.

  2. I might be gone for a bit pretty soon before too much longer. It's been accidentally dropped a few times and the plastic case is busted up and won't sit flush anymore and the screen is now coming off too. All along the right side and across the bottom. I may be temporarily out of commission pretty soon. Probably cheaper to just get a new device than trying to repair this one? It's time for a new one anyway. I have storage issues and functions are not working properly. It takes I swear like 50 million times to delete or archive chats before it'll do it now. Is it true? Am I supposed to upgrade after 3 years? Judging by the way this one is acting now, and the impacts it has absorbed, it is definitely toast?

  3. The Eyes of the Ranger Lyrics

    In the eyes of a ranger

    The unsuspecting stranger

    Had better know the truth of wrong from right

    ย 

    'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you

    Any wrong you do, he's gonna see

    When you're in Texas, look behind you

    'Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be

  4. 13 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    Hey, I just thought of something! It's not important but I think it would be interesting.....

    WHAT ARE YOUR DAILY/WEEKLY DOH WATCHING HABITS?

    I watch TDOH every night when I go to bed until I fall asleep. Sometimes I'll watch it at other times during the night but 99% of the time, it's at night before I go to bed. It calms me and makes me feel good and it's easy to sleep like that.ย  ย I might watch some a little earlier tonight! So....what are your watching habits?

    Hobie... So when you go to bed, The Dukes watch you? ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

  5. 16 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    That's so cool that you saw the original episode on the first night....even though you were little.ย 

    ย 

    I was just thinking.....was Repo men the first episode?ย  I thought it was " One Armed Bandits"....????......just asking....

    It was One Armed Bandits. Repo Men was 3rd and Mary Kaye's Baby 4th. But they aired Repo 4th and Mary Kaye's Baby 3rd. Swamp Molly is actually the 2nd CA filmed episode. Luke's Love Story is the first CA episode. But they aired Swamp Molly first.

  6. Season 4 Up In Barney's Room.

    Miss Mendelbright:"Chili and Crackers where are they?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Barney:"Well, they're not in there!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Miss Mendelbright:"So you admit it? They do exist!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Barney:"Now, I didn't say that!" ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. Season 1 Gilligan Meets Jungle Boy.

    Skipper (Frustrated over pedaling the bicycle washing machine.)"Sometimes I think the Professor invents too many things!" ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Also very funny same episode same scene.

    Mr. Howell (Showing up spotting Skipper riding the bicycle washing machine and launches into song.):"Ha ho! Ha ho! Ha ho! This is the way we wash our clothes, wash our clothes, wash our clothes, this is the way we wash our clothes so early in the morning!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Skipper:"Mr. Howell, how would you like it if I put you in the driver's seat?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Mr. Howell:"Sir, are you suggesting that I stoop to manual labor?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Skipper:"Congratulations, you got it right the first time!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Mr. Howell:"Would you ask a man with a strangulated disc and a chronic sacarilliac to do a thing like that?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Skipper:"You got all those things?" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Mr. Howell:"Don't evade the issue." ๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. My Facebook post.

    Someone in a Gilligan's Island Facebook group page joked around about my Skipper Tribute Artist scenes. ๐Ÿ˜‚ I used to leave my glasses on when I did them, but now I take 'em off. They said "Ah ha! Now we know you crashed the S. S. Minnow onto the island! You didn't have your glasses on! ๐Ÿ˜‚"

  9. Season 1 Forget Me, Not.

    Skipper (During amnesia. Talking to Gilligan about their hut.):"Look at this place! The person who lives here is a real slob!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Gilligan:"I wouldn't say that." ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Skipper:"Well, I would." ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Gilligan:"Well, maybe you know better." ๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. 6 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

    OK my fellow Hazzardites....it's Dukes Of Hazzard Day! Happy DOHD!!!ย  ย I'm about to watch Jeopardy ( a special celebrity edition but around 8:00pm central....I'll have my DVDs ofย  TDOH.....I'll tell you what I'm watching, in case anybody's here and wants to watch with me! :)ย  I'm about to partake of the spirits....Natural Ice ( Ice beer is my favorite! :)ย )ย  and finish Jeopardy!ย  I hope everybody is having a great DOHD !ย 

    ย  Hey,ย  Hoss, your Irish song stuff is excellent! I love Irish music......because I'mย  ย Irish on both sides of my family? I HATE Guiness....so....???? But the music is excellent!ย  THANK YOU!ย  :)ย 

    Right now...I'mย  watchingย  Ding Dong The Boss Is Dead!

    Hobie... You are almost done with the Coy and Vance episodes. Bo and Luke return pretty soon. ๐Ÿ˜€ย 

  11. Season 2 Gilligan's Living Doll

    Professor:"Robots have been programmed to talk."

    Skipper:"Well yeah I know. But if I was ever seen talking to this refugee from a junkyard, they'd think the Skipper lost all his marbles!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ย 

    Robot:"The Skipper lost his marbles." ๐Ÿ˜‚

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