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Any fans of this Waylon Jennings movie?
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1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:
OK, I've practiced, tuned up the Moonshine Mauler and added Uncle Jesse's special shine and put some of my own " Back 40 Hooch " in the cab of the truck, just in case I need it! NOW.......when does this thing get started? I think it should be this coming Saturday about 7pm central time.....what do you guys think?
Hobie... Watch out for the Skipper and his 1968 Shelby GT 500. 😂
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Happy 26th Birthday to Mikayla Demaiter today! 5/14/00!
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Any fans here?
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Any fans here?
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8 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:
ain't no VERICOSE VEINS in emma's sexy legs
WAYLON Jennings (The Balladeer)
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On 5/10/2026 at 12:03 AM, RogerDuke said:
Jesse is here sitting on the dirt bike and his only job is to put the kick stand up when the race starts. Everything is going to be done remotely by Elon in his office and by Emma who is looking down from the peak of Iron Mountain. This is going to be an easy win for Team Tisdale.
The bike has been programed by the biggest tech genius in the history of the world and it's only command is to win the race at all costs. Emma's role is actually pretty minimal. She is really only going to be there to make minor adjustments and take the remote controls as a back up if something goes wrong.....but that is not likely to happen because technology is superior to humans and nothing can possibly go wrong. The race is in the bag. Jesse can sit back, relax and let the Elon Muskcycle do all the work. High tech is gonna shine in the Moonshine 400. You people who are stupid enough to not believe in technology are gonna learn how superior it is.
Roger... Yer forgettin' one thing. Murphy's Law which applies here. Like Luke said in Repo Men "If anything can go wrong, you can be double damn sure it will." 😂 This is Hazzard County, if anything can go wrong, this is the place. 😂
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It's not Rick Hurst's Deputy Cletus Hogg from the TV series voice in The Dukes of Hazzard Return of the General Lee PlayStation 2 and Xbox. But that Deputy in this scene, is it supposed to be Deputy Cletus Hogg?
Deputy:"Miss Daisy, I can't let you into Boss's office."
Daisy:"Not even a tiny weenie little peek? I promise I won't be long." Deputy:"Ain't nothin' in the world gonna move me from this door Miss Daisy." (Dixie horn outside the Boars Nest.)
Deputy:"Those durn Dukes, I'll git 'em!"
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1 hour ago, Hobie Hartkins said:
hazzard had lots of SEXY women in it!
Sheriff Little doesn't TRUST Rosco to catch Chicken Pox. 😂
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Skipper is at the starting line in his 1968 Shelby GT 500 with the Minnow in tow on the flatbed trailer. The Professor has souped up this car with Coconut Moonshine gas. Soon as the starting gun is fired or the flag is waved or the handkerchief is dropped er however y'all do it in these parts. It will be Eat my dust y'all. Bye bye. 😂
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2 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
paper
pen
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2 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
the NEW dukes
OPOSSUM on a gumbush 😂
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8 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
George Jones
White Lightning
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59 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:
I don't even know why you folks are even bothering racing. Didn't you see what I wrote? Elon Musk has rigged the dirt bike up with the latest tech. It simply can't be beat. Just hand Jesse the trophy now and cancel the race. It will be a complete waste of time since the winner is already known before it even starts.
With Jesse on the dirt bike and Emma at the remote controls at the peak of Iron Mountain and the backing of Elon Musk and the most superior technology known to human beings, I'm declaring Jesse the winner right now.
It's over before it starts. You can go home now. Just hand Jesse the trophy first.
😂
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11 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
You should start a new thread titled 2026 Moonshine 400.
Let the trash talking begin. I have a lot to say about how I am going to leave you in my dust.
Roger watch out! I'll be right on your tail. 😂 The Professor has invented a new device for the Minnow. I'm coming I'm coming! 😂
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6 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:
An excellent suggestion by cousin Roger, was to start a new thread for the annual race this year! I thought...YES! That's an excellent suggestion! I'm going to smoke cousin Roger! No matter what he says! I've invented a new engine for the Moonshine mauler! It uses gas or shine equally well! I'll be communing with the spirits, while running the race and if I start running low on gas, instead of a pit stop, I'll save/make time, by pouring shine into the tank without having to hit pit road. You guys don't stand a chance! I'll have the most powerful engine and not have to make pit stops either! I'd like to see Garrett beat me this year!! Ha!! He better get a move on! I'm also going to use a special kind of shine that gives a racing engine extra kick! I'm going to watch that episode where Jesse uses Shine to beat a female revenuer......help me out brethren....what episode/year is that....you know name, episode, year etc.??? I'm lost! .....Cut me some slack....I lack to never found my way off the track last week while I was practicing!!
....so I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer!
Season 1 Episode 5 High Octane. Hobie you better watch out in the race, the Professor has invented a new device to soup up the Minnow for me. I'll be right on your tail. 😂 I'm coming I'm coming! 😂
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7 hours ago, RogerDuke said:
That's sad.
Yep. 😢
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5 hours ago, HossC said:
It looks like the last one was 2022.
Wow. 😢
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I see Smokey and the Bandit tribute artist characters at The Dukes of Hazzard event Bo's Extravaganza, and of course The Dukes of Hazzard tribute artist characters too. Would it be ok if I ever attend Bo's Extravaganza in my Alan Hale Gilligan's Island Skipper outfit?
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Did the Titanic doom itself? I think so! Three critical mistakes might have sealed its fate:
Turning starboard towards the iceberg instead of port to avoid it
Reversing engines, which reduced momentum and maneuverability
Excessive speed creating a wake that drifted the ship into the iceberg
What do you think? Could these mistakes have been avoided? Share your thoughts!
A-Z Game
in Hazzard Swamp
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ABRAHAM Lincoln Hogg