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    Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

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    Season 6 How to Succeed in Hazzard. (Luke & Daisy are in General Lee chasing Dewey Hogg's ambulance.)

    Ambulance Driver:"Them Dukes are following us!" (Dewey Hogg flips a switch on in the back of the ambulance where he's riding at. It activates an oil slick.)

    Waylon Jennings:"It looks like ol' Dewey's emergency vehicle is prepared fer any emergency. Including the Dukes."

    Daisy:"Luke! That's oil!"

    Luke:"Hang on sweetheart! We're goin' fer a ride!"

    Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

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    Season 4 Hughie Hogg Strikes Again They're chasing Hughie Hogg in his motorhome. (Hughie pushes a green button on the dashboard and drops glass on the road.)

    Luke:"You better slow down. We're gonna have to take the chance to lose him."(On the CB to Hughie.)"Ok Hughie, you can pull over. Yer little trick didn't work."

    Hughie(On CB to Luke.)"Yeah? Well, maybe this will! Ha ha!" (Pushes the red button. An oil slick dumps on the road.)

    Bo:"Oh come on!"

    Luke:"Keep it straight!"

    Bo:"I'm turning, it's turning!"

    The Tri-County Amusement Park Caper

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    32 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

    Uncle Jesse and Daisy were following behind in Dixie. Jesse saw what was going on and got on the CB. 

    "Now boys, you have two witnesses back here that you weren't speeding. Now, don't git any ideas and take off. If his lights go on just pull on over and I'll take care of 'ol Rosco."

    Rosco's siren goes on.

    Luke:"Bo. He's pullin' us."

    Bo:"Awe shoot. Now we'll be late for the grand opening of the park. It opens in 5 minutes. No way we'll make it on time now. I'm gonna run away."

    Luke:"No. You'll pull over like Uncle Jesse said. Let him handle it Bo."

    Bo:"Ok." Gives in reluctantly on Luke's advice.

    Daisy:"It's all yours Uncle Jesse. Do your magic."

    Cue Roger Duke, or Garrett Duke 

    What I'm Doing Right Now!

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    On 5/3/2025 at 8:27 PM, Hobie Hartkins said:

    I've just noticed, while watching the new DOH ( Burt Reynolds) .....the difference between Enos ( The original DOH) and  Enos ( The 2005 movie) is one is a Dip Stick and the other is a Dip Sh%$ !!) 

    I'm out of reactions. So here's your lol.

    The Tri-County Amusement Park Caper

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    The sky is blue the sun is shining. Not a cloud in the sky. We see the General Lee zooming along.

    Balladeer:"Well, sir, it was a lovely Spring morning in Hazzard County. The Dukes had just finished their chores, and has their breakfast. They were excited about the grand opening of the new Tri-County Amusement Park. They were on their way over there for a little family day that they had planned." Rosco comes out of his speed trap when they zoom by him.

    Luke:"Bo, they're playin' our song!"

    Cue Roger Duke, or Garrett Duke

    Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

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    Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee

    Luke:"Bo."

    Bo:"Awe shoot. It's them again."

    Rick:"Pull over you rubes, we want that car!"

    Luke:"Why don't leave us alone!? We bought this car, it's ours!"

    Bo:"Luke."

    Rick(Waving gun menacingly.):"Yeah!? An' this here says it's ours! Now pull over!"

    Luke:"Yeah. Alright! You got us. We'll pull right over." (Softly to Bo so only he can hear.)"Hit it!"

    Bo:"What?"

    Luke:"Go!"

    Luke:"We left the dang bows an' arrows back in the trunk!"

    Bo:"Well, the General needed a trial run. He's gettin' it."

    Bo:"Dang it, those 2 never give up. Oh great, the dang bridge is washed out!"

    Rick:"We got 'em now!"

    Luke:"Why ain't you slowin' down!? We're gonna crash!"

    Bo:"Well, wish me luck!"

    Luke:"Bo!"

    Waylon Jennings:"Folks, this is a historic moment. The first jump ever made by General Lee."

    Rick:"It's ok sugar. We'll have to take the long around. But we'll get 'em!"

    Luke:"You alright?"

    Bo:"Yeah."

    Luke:"We just jumped a dang creek!"

    Bo:"Yeah! General Lee always was a Calvary man huh?"

    Luke:"We built more into this car than just plugs an' pistons I guess."

    Bo:"Fightin' spirit of the South! Come on cousin, we got us a race to win!"

    Luke:"Hang on a second. I'm gonna go grab the bow and arrows, 'cause I don't wanna have to do that again."

    Bo:"General, yer somethin' else. We jumped right over that creek, didn't we?"

    Luke:"We sure did!"

    Bo:"Clean over it! Yeah hoo!"

    Waylon Jennings:"And this is the Boars Nest 8 years ago. Well, at least it didn't deteriorate. And this is the startin' line of the big race, that's either gonna save the Duke Farm or plow it under."

    The MoonShine 400 !!

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    3 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    I'm trying to decide if I'm going to race with Miz Tisdale's dirt bike (would that be against postal regulations?) or Jesse's truck. Either way I'm going to have Cooter put an NOS system on my machine. I hope he's able to put NOS on a 2-stroke motorcycle. That sounds a little dangerous....which is exactly why I want to do it. Come on folks, what are the rest of you racing? Hobie, what year, color and model is your Mauler? 

    I'm entering my boat. 1964 Wheeler. S. S. MINNOW

    Dukes of Hazzard Callbacks

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    Dukes of Hazzard fan alert!  I just realized a clever callback in the show. In Season 1 Episode 4, "Repo Men," Luke says "You get the feeling we've been here before?" when Rosco confiscates the Rolls Royce. But what most fans might not know is that this line is a nod to Season 7 Episode 1, "Happy Birthday General Lee," where Rosco takes their truck, leaving them stranded!  The writers cleverly wove this continuity Easter egg into the series, and I'm loving the connection! Who else has caught similar callbacks in The Dukes of Hazzard? Share your favorite moments! #DukesOfHazzard #TheDukes #GeneralLee #Rosco #BoDuke #LukeDuke

    The Official Dukes of Hazzard Trivia Thread

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    Dukes of Hazzard trivia alert! I just noticed something I never caught before... In Season 1's "Luke's Love Story," Amy Creevy's Ford Mustang "Lucifer" has the number 13. And in Season 7's "Happy Birthday General Lee," Boss Hogg's Chevy Malibu "Hogg's Hellcat" also has the number 13! Coincidence or clever detail? Share your favorite Dukes moments with me! #DukesOfHazzard #GeneralLee #HazzardCounty

    Season 7

    in Dukes of Hazzard Episodes

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    6 minutes ago, RogerDuke said:

    Probably won't get watched a lot but thanks for keeping us updated. 

    Cousin Roger Duke (Uncle Jesse)... Strange Visitor to Hazzard probably won't get many views either when it becomes available. Lol.

    General Questions about The Dukes of Hazzard Series

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    1 hour ago, HossC said:

    Yes, James Cavan played both characters, although he was uncredited in 'Enos's Last Chance'. It was quite common for actors to return to Dukes as a different character (I counted over 60 occurrences), but this case was slightly unusual as the episodes were so close together.

    Another oddity in the casting of 'Enos's Last Chance' is that while it was about Scanlon, a master of disguise who could change identity, they used a different actor to play his salesman alter ego rather than just changing his makeup/wig.

    Cousin HossC... Yep the David Haney character. Credited in David Hofstede's book The Dukes of Hazzard The Unofficial Companion as David Haney (Scanlon as salesman).

    Gilligan's Island(1964-1967)

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    Fun Fact: The Ice Cream Cone Bob Denver (Gilligan) is eating in the Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978) is actually Mashed Potatoes in the Ice Cream Cone. Because the real thing melts under the heat of the set lights. This was common practice in TV shows and movies of the day. Opie in The Andy Griffith Show, when he's eating Ice Cream, Ron Howard is eating Mashed Potatoes in the Cone too. Did you know the ol' Hollywood Mashed Potatoes in a Cone trick? I heard Ron Howard (Opie Taylor) of The Andy Griffith Show later grew to hate Mashed Potatoes because of continuous Ice Cream scene takes.

    Dukes of Hazzard Paraphrasing/Inaccurate Quotes

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    I love this scene. Season 7 Happy Birthday General Lee. when at the startin' line Boss an' Rosco meet the Dukes car.

    Boss:"What the devil is here thing!?"

    Luke:"Boss. Rosco. Meet the General Lee."

    Boss:"Oh. It's the General Lee!"

    Rosco:"General Lee."

    Boss:"Well, it sure is the ugliest color I ever did see!" 

    Rosco:"Yeah! Ugly, ugly, ugly!"

    Bo:"Ugly huh? Well, about the only thing yer gonna see of this car when the race starts, is the tail end spittin' dust back at you!"

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