Hobie Hartkins

Ireland!

Hathaway the Hottie and Granny! I saw one the other night, where Jed wished Mr. Drysdale a Happy Groundhog Day and Ms. Hathaway said...." But Chief....Ground Hog's Day is in February!" Drysdale said, " Ms. Hathaway, when a man like Jed Clampett has $ 85 million dollars in your bank and he says it's Ground Hog's Day......IT'S GROUND HOG'S DAY!! LOL!

That's only because I usually run out of shine half way through the race! LOL!!

Scrooge! ( I can hear Boss Hogg reading it as I write this!) You guys remember that?

English!

school

Fellow Hazzardites.......!! I have been NAILED!!

Just saw him a night or two ago! BAA BAA BLACK sheep

society

Valentine's Day

(luckily Gordon's crew pulled him out in time....why? So he didn't get his A bernathy road kicked??? He deserved it!

How about one of my favorites? It's from Hazzard Horror , when somebody stole Boss' silver and Rosco looked at the door and said, " There's no sign of forced entry. That may mean it's an inside job." Then boss says " You mean somebody's wheedled their way into my confidence, by pretending to be loyal, trustworthy and honest and now they've dropped the mask and done me dirt??!! Ha! Ha! I LOVE it!! p.s. I'm watching it now and eating pizza! It's not Friday night but nothing to do tomorrow so.....3 out of 4* ain't bad! 1. DOH 2. pizza 3. nothing to do tomorrow 4. Friday night!

WAYLON

That's good one! LOL! When I wanted to be more cultured, I started studying The Beverly Hillbillies!

he came out and admitted he intentionally wrecked Ross Chastain. Well, I've lost a LOT of respect for Hamlin and now I'll lean toward Harvick!! There is NO EXCUSE for wrecking somebody or playing unfair....at ANYTHING!

American Family!

I don't know what happened!!!! ( I must've left my mind out there on Uncle Jesse's back 40!! )

RIGHT NOW: I'm watching The Dukes of Hazzard with Johnny Knoxville....on cable IFC 5:45-8 pm...central

That's wild!!

WHAT is a flea circus?? ( surely there are no FLEAS involved!)

That's nuts! I don't care WHAT they did ( unless they killed somebody!), NOTHING deserves THAT! McLaren is trying to be as good as Ferrari! HA!! Good luck with that!

Vampire

Tempted for what? This is a G rated section I think so I better not say! ( Hint: What's the opposite of cut?)

waltz !

Hobie Jr. is always ready to put down the jug and grab hold of the steering wheel!