no....it's lewd, not gross!! LOL!!
ok...I thought ( and maybe one day I WILL! ) I would wear an old flannel shirt, an old hat, carry a pick ( or get one of those plastic look-a-like picks you see in toy stores) and get one of those sex dolls and shove her down the front of my pants and have her groin close to my face. I would be a Ghost of yesteryear,,,,The Miner 69 er! :)