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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. Ok Cousins....let's keep it PC in here. You know we're ....well....you know what we are.....white....there I said it! So we can't be saying the " B " word! It's not P.C. anymore! If you're African American, you can say the " B " word .....or hey....if you're African American, you can say anything you want! you can even say the terrible, awful, send-you-to-Hell-if you say- it, " N " word!! For us, It needs to be called African American Friday!
  2. I thought first thing of Pamela Anderson....her barbed wire tattoo!
  3. Prince....I know....it's supposed to be red corvette but it's prince.....so itS pink!
  4. F.O......it's part of UFO except you know what it is, so it's just an F.O. .....now if it LANDS.....it's not even an F....just an O!
  5. Waylon: Old Toby...Daddy doesn't know he has the car! ( He crashes) That's daddy's shirt too!
  6. Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200! Well, I'm watching the episode I hate the most of all 147. I've only seen it 3-4 times! " Carnival of Thrills. It's by far the goofiest and it's stupid, Bo and Luke fighting! " You're just lucky we're in Uncle Jesse's house is all. You're unlucky, because we cqan always step outside." STOOPID!! GOOOOOFFFY!!
  7. Frog: Well, it's better than 10-200!
  8. The problem is that no one sees it as THEM that's the problem! It's always the other guy!
  9. Rosco comes speeding up to the Farmhouse....Dukes are eating at the table outside....." Keee Keee! You Dipstick Dukes are going to jail!" The Duke boys ......oh I'm sorry I didn't mean " Boy" ( too racial) ....the Duke young men jump up and tell Rosco, "You're gonna have to catch us Rosco! You've offended us for the last time ! You're not going to call us Dipsticks ever again!"
  10. My cousin is Retarded and I would take a bullet for him but I STILL refer to him as retarded!! This has gone beyond ridiculous! What about TDOH using The " D " word about every 4th line of script! Is the " D " word better than the " R " word? ( The " D" word- " Your cousin Cletus? He's so stupid, even the Dipsticks call him a Dipstick!")
  11. I'm sorry to hear that! You know your family in Hazzard is here for you Cousin!
  12. no....it's lewd, not gross!! LOL!! ok...I thought ( and maybe one day I WILL! ) I would wear an old flannel shirt, an old hat, carry a pick ( or get one of those plastic look-a-like picks you see in toy stores) and get one of those sex dolls and shove her down the front of my pants and have her groin close to my face. I would be a Ghost of yesteryear,,,,The Miner 69 er! :)
  13. I'm not going as a Dukes character....maybe I shouldn't say who/what I'm going as....it's rated PG.....
  14. Hey, there's nothing wrong with a crush....just watch what you do, say and where you go! KEEP calm!! I've got a big crush on this girl that my wife went to school with and her and the guy that cuts our yard ( everybody at least knows everybody in this town [ good luck trying to get away with anything around here! Everybody knows what brand of undrwear you wear!] ) all 3 of them went to school together and he and my wife joke about my crush all the time. The closest I've ever even been to her was about 10 yrs. ago I went into the newspaper office where she worked and I saw her through the wire glass windows of 2 doors. We were about 15-20 ft. apart. THAT'S IT!.....LOL!!! :0
  15. I agree with the above poster who thinks SWS just meant the girl Katie came around the farm and one day she vanished from Hazzard (probably off to college). On Social Networks, it's called " Ghosting"
  16. That WOULD have been very good for the show I think! YOO BEE not alone!!
  17. The danger is Not the Mexicans per se....it's ALL the immigrants.!!!
  18. If you can find it at all. Nobody wants to unload ships. Nobody wants to drive trucks. Nobody wants to work in stores. The government pays folks too much to stay home. Those people being lazy just laugh at the people who do work. Wait and see....ol' Hobie will be proven right! The work shortage is manufactured , so how are they going to get materials moved, sold, tyransported, worked, etc. BRING MORE MEXICANS IN SO WE'LL ALL BE HAPPY!
  19. You know, now that you mention it, that's how I felt. Kind of glad/sad....you know?
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