(from 'Fiddler on the Roof')Like Tevye, I can only dream of having "one long staircase just going up, and one even longer coming down, and one more leading nowhere, just for show". I know Zero Mostel originally played Tevye, but this is from the 1971 movie which starred Topol as Tevye - he was only 36 at the time. I got to see him play the part in London back in 1994. If the song is familiar, and you don't know why, maybe you remember Gwen Stefani's 2004 hit
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